Miroku "in character"
Wadda: Today well be talking to Miroku.
…
Wadda: that is, as soon as he gets here.
(5min pass)
Wadda: we seem to have a problem with our guests coming now then don't we.
(7more min, Miroku comes in)
Wadda: finally! I- I mean… welcome.
Miroku: Sorry I'm late. But I sure am glad to be here (look at Wadda, top to bottom) very glad.
Wadda: It's fine, lets just start already! First, do you like you job.
Miroku: Yes, my job is very unique and very enjoyable.
Wadda: So you like being on TV. If you co-
Miroku: Oh, TV, yeah that job's okay too.
Wadda: O.o ...
Miroku: Yes go on.
Wadda: I'm just gonna skip the next question.
Miroku: No go ahead, there'll be plenty of time.
Wadda: No it's not that I think we'll run out of time for the interview it's just…
Miroku: Oh, interview, yeah I guess we won't run out of time for that either.
Wadda: (whispered) I'm getting paid for this I'm getting paid for this
Miroku: What as that?
Wadda: Nothing, cough nothing, fine I'll ask the question, if you could make an episode …what, would, happen in it.
Miroku: I like that question, and I have put in a request for a show ep. several times and they keep shooting me down.
Wadda: (whisper)I wonder why
Miroku: what was that?
Wadda: nothing, now, what would you episode be about.
Miroku: Well, I would be in a town with many many, beautiful ladies; and if you want I'll ask for you to be one of them when it gets approved?
Wadda: uhh, n-no thank you.
Miroku: anyway, there all over me and later that night-
Wadda: SORRY! OUT OF TIME!
Miroku: but wait! I was just getting to the part where-
Wadda: very sorry but we just don't have a bit of time left!
Miroku: so, now that that's over maybe we could-
Wadda: sorry! I'm very busy! (pushing Miroku out door)
Miroku: but-
Wadda: BUSY! BUSY! BUSY! (still pushing)
Miroku: I just thought-
Wadda: sorry for cutting you off short, thanks for coming but I have to file a restraining order! (closes door in face)