Adorable You
Ch.3-In The Woods
H.P's POV
Women...I just don't get them. What are they looking for in a man anyway? I mean, there's no difference whatsoever, but this Charmy girl seriously is getting on my nerves. No, I'm not jealous that she likes Sanderson, I'm jealous because she knows what she likes, and she goes for it. Kinda like me and my attempts to control Fairy World, except that she's more successful in getting what she wants. WHY CAN'T I BE LIKE THAT? But I'm getting off topic here. Right now we're going into a big forest, and we have no clue if we're going to make it out alive, considering we haven't exactly watched horror movies enough to survive in case there's a killer in there.
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Charmy said, wrinking her nose at something.
"It smells like Pine Sol in here!" I roll my eyes.
"No, you dipheaded fairy. It's just regular pine needles. And do you even know what Pine Sol smells like?" Charmy blinked owlishly at me before she broke into a grin.
"I don't know...do I?" Argh, what is wrong with these fairy people anyway!
"Uh oh." I heard Sanderson say. I snap my head towards him.
"What?" I asked.
"It's getting dark. I think we should fly a little faster if we're going to get out of here." At that point, Charmy let out a squeal of excitement as we flew faster. It was getting to the point where we could hardly see what was in front of us.
"Yay! If we don't make it, we can camp here! It'll be like a sleepover!" I closed my eyes and took a deep breath before opening them back up. Chamy was seriously getting on my nerves...she reminded me too much of that green-haired idiot...what's his face? Oh yeah, Cosmo. I wonder if they're related in some way...
"Hey, you pervy old man! Stop staring at me!" Charmy suddenly barked at me. What? Pervy old man?
"Ha. Like I'd ever think you're attracting, flat-chested little fairy girl." I snorted. Charmy narrowed her eyes and flipped me off. I smirked before I ran into a tree.
"AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's what you get, you pervy old man!"
"Boss, are you okay?" Sanderson asked worriedly, helping me up.
"I'm fine." I look up at the sky and saw that it was too dark to go any further.
"I get we have to make camp and continue in the morning. Unfortunately." I muttered, and braced for the squeal that was inevitable to come.
"Okay! I'll get the firewood!" Charmy said, and flew off into the woods. Finally. Geez, she could be a fire truck siren or something with that squealy, high-pitched thing she does. Sanderson and I pinged up tents and put them up.
"Sanderson, what do you see in her?" I asked casually.
"What do you mean?" He asked as he finished tying up a pole.
"I mean, don't you find her annoying? Why don't we just leave her in the woods?" Sanderson shrugged.
"Well, I have to deal with you, and I want to leave you in this here woods too." He said. I scowled.
"Hey now, I was just..." Suddenly, several pieces of wood flew straight at my head, and I barely ducked in time.
"I heard you talking about me, pervy!" Charmy snarled, floating a few feet away. I paled. Darn it, how was I going to get out of this one?
"Uh, you see...ahh...don't kill me." I said. Sanderson pushed Charmy towards her tent.
"How about we all get to sleep? Everything will be fine in the morning." He assured us.
"That's fine with me. Good night." I dove into my tent and zipped up the zipper before the fairy girl could beat me with a piece of wood. As we fell asleep, little did we know that there was something out there watching us...