Adorable You
Ch.4-It's Flappy Bob!
Sanderson' POV
I didn't know what woke me up in the middle of the night, but I could tell that it wasn't H.P's snoring or Charmy's orgasmic moaning from dreaming about gods know what. ...Why the heck am I even thinking about that? Anyway, I crawled out of my tent and looked around, using my cell phone as a flashlight. Nothing around...just trees, trees, and more trees. Oh look, an owl. Hi, Mr. Owl! I watched the majestic bird fly off until I heard a rustle in the bushes nearby.
"...What? Who's there?" Charmy asked sleepily as I woke her by jumping on top of her.
"There's something in the woods." I said, pointing to my left. Or was is right? Darn it, I forgot already.
"Hmm?" She sat up, and she realized that I was sitting on her. SLAP! I tumbled off clutching my cheek.
"OW." I said as it stung like heck.
"Bad pixie! Down boy!" She said, wagging her finger at me. We heard the rustle of the trees again, and she froze.
"Uh...there's something in the woods, isn't there?" Charmy asked. I nodded, glad that it was dark so she couldn't see that I had tears of pain coming from me. That girl can hit like a sumo. Huh...she'll kill me if I told her that.
"Yes, and if you want, we can run and leave the boss here." I said as hopefully as I could.
"I thought you guys were like glue."
"We are, but not when there's something in the woods about to get us. Then it's every pixie for himself." I said. She looked at me.
"Don't you ever take your sunglasses off?" She asked.
"...Our lives could be in danger, and all you can say is that?" I asked.
"You can't see in the dark wearing them, silly." I so can too! But in proving her wrong, but I flew into a tree. At least, I think it was tree. Could be a cliff...I dunno really.
"...You're right." I grumbled.
"Talk about the blind leading the blind." She smirked.
"That's quite enough out of you, fairy girl." I said, adjusting my specs.
"My name is Charmy! Not fairy girl, not anything!" I thought I made in quite clear in the first few chapters."
"Uh yeah, but I don't have to listen to you little girl." We didn't hear the sound of the bushes growing louder. We were too busy arguing about stupid things.
"Hey! I'm the same age as you, pea brain!" She paused.
"How old are you?" Before I could say a word, something burst out of the bushes. We screamed and clung onto each other as the thing came closer and closer.
"Don't eat me! I'm too sassy and beautiful to die!" Charmy wailed.
"Eat Sanderson! He's dull and boring, so he'll probably taste better!"
"Hey!" I protested.
"...Sanderson?" The thing asked. We opened our eyes, and sure enough, there was a clown in our midst. A very funny if not entirely creepy clown and former human pawn.
"Oh...it's you, Flappy Bob." I muttered.
"Flappy Bob?" Charmy asked. Flappy Bob did his...ergh...clown introduction and stared down at us. A shifty grin appeared on his painted face.
"...Oh my...am I interrupting you and your girlfriend?" He smirked and he pointed out my hands around Charmy. I quickly scooted away from her.
"No, and she's not my girlfriend." I said, blushing. Darn...he was still mad at me for lying to him for 37 years.
"You're right...no girl would ever go out with you." Argh...he's doing some kind of reverse pyschology on me. I really hope it doesn't work. Charmy floated up to Flappy Bob and stared at him straight in the eye.
"Those skanks might not, but right now, I'm the best thing he's got!" She fumed. Flappy Bob laughed. He was mocking me...yeah, I think I deserve it.
"Aww...she's defending you...how cute. I think she is...and look, she's floating just like you, so she's probably rich too." Charmy blinked in confusion and looked at me.
"Uh, yeah...we'll go with that." I said. Great...stuck in the woods with an airheaded fairy and a angry clown that will probably throttle me in my sleep. What else can go wrong?