Sorry sorry sorry and sorry for it taking soo utterly long. My computer was in the shop and I had no way of putting this up. I'll stop rambling and let you read now.
Creepy Kag
Wadda: Another day, another wacky interview with a star from Inuyasha.
Kagome: (standing in the doorway) umm… h-hello…
Wadda: I mean, who knew these people could be even crazier then the characters they play!
Kagome: h-hello?
Wadda: Seriously, they last 4 were completely nuts! What Kagome gonna be like? A horned monster with gender issu- (stares at kag) Umm…umm… What I… ment to say …was… uhh…. Welcome!
Kagome: umm.. yes… well can we start the interview?
Wadda: Yes yes! Uhh… first… do you like your job?
Kagome: Well it's alright. (still standing) it's the dirt I don't like about it. We have our set sooo… messy.
Wadda: o—kay…? Well, why don't you take a seat and we'll continue.
Kagome: (looks down at seat) Has this seat been properly sanitized?
Wadda: Uhhh… y…e…s…?
Kagome: (she looks closer with a look of disgust) umm… I'm sure. (kag pulls out Lysol wipe from purse) I'll just clean this up (starts wiping seat)
Wadda: …
Kagome: (keeps wiping)
Wadda: …
Kagome: (keeps wiping)
Wadda: when might you be done?
Kagome: in approximately… 23minutes (keeps wiping)
(1hour and 14minutes pass)
Wadda: are you done YET!
Kagome: hmm… I guess this'll do. (finally sits down)
Wadda: Alright already, next question, wh-
(interrupted by Kagome's watch beeping)
Kagome: (looks at watch) I'm soo very sorry, but we start shooting the next episode in a half hour and I should probably get there to prepare for my part.
Wadda:…
Kagome: I'm so so SO sorry! I'll come back afterwords, and stay for as long as you like!
Wadda: NO cough cough I mean, no, it's alright.
Kagome: Really? Are you sure you have enough incite?
Wadda: yep. I got plenty of incite.
(Kag leaves)
Wadda: and the freaks keep on coming.