SPOILERS UP TO MANGA CHAPTER 201 (and onwards)!
I don't own Bleach.

Here is chapter five guys. I hope you enjoy this one. Sorry if you don't understand this tradition but it is important to me since I am proud to be English. Hehe.

Igirisujin English people (The English)

Veglma: Isn't it? I love that day of the year. Generally, in my area thousands of people gather in a nearby park to watching a spectacular firework display and to burn guys. Though this year I am not able to because I'm sleeping at a friend's house for the night. ( )"

Bizoitnott: Wai wai! I wish it would make me hyper too but my own fanfics never make me hyper. XD; I'm glad you like this!

Title: Fawkes

Number: 5

No. Words: 1010

Rating: PG –Cuss word, nothing that strong.

Genre: Humour

Pairings: None

Fawkes

Kon watched the small sparkler in her hand. Pyon was moving it through the air, writing her name, the glow left her name in the on the air for a few seconds. She enjoyed the sensation of the holding the sparkler and the noise it made as it burnt down to the end before she had to drop it in the bucket of water beside her.

"You want another?" Kon asked her holding up his packet of sparklers that he had stolen from Kurosaki Isshin's firework closet. Yes Isshin did keep a selection of fireworks in a closet. I mean, you never know when you might need a firework or two...or three.

"Please pyon," She replied, "But why are we celebrating this Igirisujin tradition pyon? Though I'm not saying I don't like it, these sparklers are really fun pyon. But we aren't Igirisujin pyon!"

"I know, I know but I thought it would be fun to do something different. Besides Karakura town is holding an international festival week! It would be good to learn about this English tradition." Kon said exasperated.

Kon handed Pyon a sparkler then lit it for her. Pyon held it at arms length away from her body and began to write her name in the air once again.

Winter was approaching quickly and with her free hand Pyon pulled her muffler to cover her mouth. She was in Rukia's body as usual but this night she was feeling extremely cold. Before they had left the house Pyon made sure that she was dressed up as warm as she could possibly be but still being cold she shivered.

Soon the sparkler had gone out and they went back inside the Kurosaki household. Kon wanted to make a Guy to burn so they began to search for any old clothes that Ichigo may have had.

"How about this Pyon?" She said pulling out Ichigo's "Speaking is NOT communication" t-shirt, "Will this be any good for the guy pyon?"

"That's perfect, I haven't seen him wear it for ages," He said sniggering, "Give it here."

Actually Kon knew perfectly well that Ichigo did wear that shirt. In fact he had only worn it the day before last. Kon just wanted to piss Ichigo off in revenge for being thrown around the room that day. Why was he thrown around the room anyway? He couldn't quite remember…

"Let's put these old jeans together with the T-shirt pyon. Also, these gloves will be good for hands pyon. For a head we could use a paper bag and let's put a hat on it pyon."

Pyon gathered the required clothing from around Ichigo's room and placed them in a pile beside Kon who was proceeding to look for some kind of stuffing. He found some old magazines, those would do nicely, he thought to himself. Except they weren't old magazines they were Ichigo's brand new manga that he brought that very same day.

So they put all the clothes together and stuffed it with the manga. With a permanent marker Kon drew a face on the paper bag.

"Can you carry it pyon?" She asked her companion, "Rukia-chan's body is too small to carry the guy pyon."

Kon looked over and indeed down at her. He had never really noticed how much smaller than Ichigo Rukia really was. But in fact her frame was really quite small; however her body was very quick and nimble as he had seen in battle many times.

"Sure. I wouldn't expect you to carry it anyway. You're too short!" Kon teased her about her height. Though he knew that it was not Pyon's fault that she was so short, after all it Rukia's body. He slung the Guy over his shoulder and walked out the front door after Pyon.

Making sure they weren't late, Pyon and Kon ran the short distance to the park where the bonfire had already been lit. People of all ages were gathering around the fire, nosy old woman, young families, teenagers etc. Nothing like this had ever taken place in their small town so it was attracting a lot of attention. The Konpaku pair pushed through the crowd and managed to stand somewhere near the front.

"Please put any guys on the fire." Came the voice of a supervisor, "Don't get too close, we don't want any accidents now."

Kon hurled the Guy off his shoulder and onto the blazing bonfire. The face was the first thing to set alight, soon the fire spread all over the body and they watched as the guy burnt to nothing more than a few bits of material.

'Hehe, there goes his t-shirt' Kon thought to himself. He was proud of himself for thinking of such a good plan for revenge. Sure Ichigo would be annoyed and would probably try to beat him to a plushie pulp but seeing this happening was all worth it.

"…Is that all it does pyon?" She asked naively, "I thought something magical would happen…like a unicorn would come flying down and let me ride on its back pyon."

"Nooooooooooooooooo! Why did you think that?" Kon cried out, "They just burn the guy and fireworks should start any moment soon."

Sure enough, fireworks began to fill the sky with whizzes and bangs. Pyon watched the sky with awe, soon combinations of blues, reds, greens, pinks, yellows and white. She "ooo" and "aahed" with the crowd and Kon watched her bemused.

Above their heads they could see Shinigami Rukia and Ichigo jumping between the roofs of houses. It seemed that the hollow had been taken care of and the shinigami pair were on their way back to the Kurosaki house.

"Hey down there, isn't that Kon and Pyon?" Rukia asked Ichigo who shrugged in reply. They landed beside Pyon and Kon. Ichigo turned slowly to the bonfire and saw the remnants of his T-shirt.

"WAIT A SECOND? IS THAT MY T-SHIRT?" He burst out, "WHAT THE FU-DGE ARE YOU DOING?"

"We made a guy pyon."

"A what?" Came his dumbfounded reply.

Owari

That was a long chapter for me to write, it took a good few hours…I hope that you can understand a bit about this English tradition. And if any Harry Potter fans out there wondered this is where Dumbledore's Phoenix got its name from; "Fawkes". Ermm…Next chapter will be soon enough.

-Himeno-chan