Adorable You
Ch.5-In The Middle Of The Night
Charmy's POV
So it was the middle of night, and all three of us were sitting around a campfire. Me, Mr. Dull and Boring, and creepy clown guy. I think we should keep this under wraps just in case HP wakes up. ...How can he sleep through all of this racket?
"So, what are you doing here? I thought you went home with your parents." Sanderson said. Flappy Bob shrugged.
"Eh, got lost again. So I'm going to Vegas and met them there."
"I see."
"WEEEEEEE! We're having a sleepover!" I said, not noticing Sanderson wincing at the sound. Flappy Bob seemed used to it though.
"Your girlfriend likes fun, doesn't she?" The creepy clown guy asked.
"She's not my girlfriend.We just...ran into each other three chapters ago." Sanderson said. I bounced into his lap and ground my knuckles into his head.
"He's Pervy Perverson Jr, and he likes to stare at my chest when he thinks I'm not looking. Pervy Senior is over there, snoring away." I pointed out a lump a few feet away.
"I...I do not." Sanderson pushed me off and scooted away, still blushing. Flappy Bob scratched his head and stared at us like we were idiots.
"So why are you all traveling together if you don't like each other?" He asked. I bounced back up and pointed dramatically at the dark sky.
"Why, to see what their home looks like, of course! I mean, they did try to take over my home, I figured I can see their home and trash it around." Flappy Bob looked at Sanderson.
"You guys live together?" He asked. Sanderson clapped a hand over my mouth and dragged me back down.
"Shut up you. You're making him think wierd things about us." The pixie boy growled in my ear.
"So what? You're the one who's getting all horny the longer you press yourself against me." I pointed out. Sanderson freaked out as I licked his hand.
"Agh! You're a nasty girl." He complained, wiping his hand on his trousers. I winked and sat on the log next to Flappy Bob.
"Does he always act like this around girls?" He asked. I smiled widely and didn't say anything.
"There you go again. You're doing it." Sanderson said, pointing at me.
"What?" I asked innocently.
"You're making faces. HP and I are giving you a free ride to Pixies Inc, and all you do is mock me. Typical."
"Says you...I appreciate everything you guys are doing! But all I'm doing is trying to have fun! Is that so wrong?" I protested. Sanderson looked at me. Couldn't tell what his expression was like usual.
"Uh, we're pixies. We don't like fun." Flappy Bob patted my shoulder...I blinked, wondering what he wanted.
"It's okay, Sanderson's girlfriend. He likes you but he won't admit it." Sanderson freaked out again...boy...pixies sure can't hide their feelings.
"SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND." Suddenly, a rock flew out of nowhere and conked Sanderon in the head.
"SHE IS, AND YOU KNOW IT, END OF STORY. NOW SHUT UP AND GET TO SLEEP. WE'VE GOT A LOT OF GROUND TO COVER." HP said from the lump on the ground. Flappy Bob stood up and stretched out.
"Well, I'll see you guys in the morning. Mind if I travel with you to Vegas?" Sanderson grumbled something about leaving HP to the bears before getting into his tent. I blinked, and put the fire out.
"Wow I've never realize how weird pixies are."