A/N: Wacky fic that is merely hinty. For Redex. And the meme thing.
Snuggly- wuggly
On a bright, sun- glomped morning rich with the twittering of a chorus of bluebirds, Mokona kissed his snuggly- wuggly blanket and promptly exclaimed,
"I LOVE YOU SNUGGLY- WUGGLY!"
Kurogane gazed cautiously from his spot against the tree. The latest shonen- manga held loosely in his right hand, he surreptitiously inched himself further from the dangerous white magical bun. On the other end Fai turned his lips into a smile that had been displayed so long it had its own frame and was decidedly glassy.
"Mokona is so CUUUTE!" the fair mage exclaimed a picture of adoration.
Mokona jumped about, ignoring the flinch from Kurogane and pounced onto Fai's lap. Kurogane paled. Mokona's mouth had the width and suction power of a dozen of Princess Tomoyo's 101 Hygiene Toilet Bowls. Watching the white monster so close to even someone else's crotch was too bladder- shuddering to watch. Fai nonchalantly drew his arms about the grinning white bun, drawing Mokona closer. Kurogane crumpled his book.
"Fai likes Fai's snuggly- wuggly too right?" Mokona sang with an ear- twitch and a grin.
"Snuggly- wuggly?" Fai asked, blinking and cocking his head over his left shoulder.
Mokona glanced over at Kurogane who was a sight with the pale dark contrast in his current "The suction! The crotch!" mental shock. The ninja was conscious enough to shrink back and growl defensively.
"What're you looking at!" Kurogane demanded as he dug his shoulder blades deeper into the bark.
Mokona waggled its ears and winked, nearly sending Kurogane up the tree. Pleased with itself, Mokona bounced happily onto Fai's shoulder and nestled itself in soft gold.
"Snuggly- wuggly."
The End
Porticulis, 2005