Adorable You

Ch.6-On Our Way Again

(Flappy's POV)

We woke up early in the morning to get a head start on getting to Vegas...on a small bike that's only built for two people, yet one of them is clinging onto her boyfriend like she wasn't going to let go. And not to mention that I'm way too big for the bike anyway. Okay, so I wasn't rich enough to float like they do, or that my clown heritage creeps them out, but something tells me they're not really human at all. ...Hah! What am I saying? That's like Godzilla exists only to destroy Tokyo or something! So...four people, one small bike built for two...what do we do now?

"How about making it bigger?" The turquoise-haired girl suggested. I stared at her. How the heck do you make a bicycle bigger? Sanderson shrugged.

"We can't. We're being watched to make sure we don't use magi...I mean, stuff." I blinked. I swore I heard him say magic. But it could've been my imagination. Let me tell you, I probably did not understand half of the stuff they were discussing.

"Jorgen Von Steroids must really hate you." Charmy said.

"He might, but that doesn't mean that you can't use your "stuff." Sanderson shot back. His girlfriend shrugged.

"Oh come on, you know that we can't use it in front of a h-u-m-a-n."

"Maybe we can just wipe his memory." The pointy-headed guy said.

"...First you lied to him for 37 years, and you're thinking of wiping his memory!" She thundered at him.

"Uh, yeah. Duh." They were talking about me, and I wondered if there's some kind of conspiracy against me...

"...I know. Let's leave the most annoying person behind." Sanderson suggested and stuck up a hand.

"I vote off Charmy." She scowled and put up a hand.

"Sanderson." She said dully. HP held up his hand .

"Flappy Bob." They all suddenly looked at me. Yep...they were definitely wierd. I decided to play along and held my hand up.

"Uh...the pointy-headed guy referred to as HP." I said. They rolled their eyes.

"We'll never get to Pixies In...I mean, Vegas at this rate. So I guess it's a draw. We'll take turns walking and riding. And this time pull your own weight, fairy." Sanderson said, glancing at Charmy. She pulled some kinda star shaped stick from her pocket and brandished it fiercely.

"My name is Charmy!" She said angrily, and before my eyes, she turned Sanderson into a penguin...with sunglasses.

"Oh, you did it now. I believe that you broke one of Da Rules by doing magic in front of a h-u-m-a-n." HP said. She gasped and dropped her stick, which fell on the penguin and turned him back to normal.

"What was that f..." Sanderson demanded before he was interrupted.

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO! Jorgen's gonna kill me!" She wailed, pulling at her hair and freaking me out by running around with her arms flapping. Um...I don't believe it's possible for someone's arms to be a blur at 100 miles per hour.

"Um...excuse me." I said. She looked at me with big watery eyes.

"What?" She asked. Gosh, when girls cry, it makes me feel sorry for them.

"Um...we won't tell."

"We? Who's we?" I glared at Sanderson, who shut his mouth. His boss was smart enough to keep his mouth closed at a time like this.

"R...really?" She asked, her voice quivering. I nudged the two boring guys next to me, and they nodded. But not without threatening to throttle them in their sleep. Heh...that should keep them awake at night.

"Really. Just don't cry." I said. Her eyes got all watery, and finally she broke.

"...What a leaky faucet." HP observed.

"EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! All of you must really like meeeeeeeee!" She wailed as the tears came gushing down. We all looked at each other before we stepped a foot away from her.

"Um yeah, sure." HP and Sanderson said. I flicked them in the back of he head and they managed to force some smiles of irritation on their faces. Not that I could tell. She sniffed and picked up her stick.

"I feel loved." She smiled before she took out a box of tissues and started honking her nose on them.

"And I thought you guys were heartless dummies that wouldn't ask directions even if we got lost on the road."

"Uh, you can say that." I said as we started through the woods again. Darn...didn't we pass that tree already?