warrick, we promised we would wait for the rest of the team. ecklie is bringing the sex gel and the blow up dolls. and some leather i think..
fuckdat. wez got allz nite.
the hell.. when did you become gangster?
gansta nick, gansta. me n me peeps gonna ... do something bad.. yeah..
sure, im sure you and your "peeps" ... speaking of peeps.. whats that peeping at me right now?
its a bird, no, its nigel crane.
thats not even funny...
you know you liked it.. when he totally ass raped you..
that is so not what happened...
yeah but i bet thats what you wished happened..
oh you got me, i hope he gets out of jail soon so he can come visit me :gaia stare icon:
the hell was that? Whats gaia anyway?
what..? gaia.. i dont know what you are referring to... :hides laptop with gaia on it:
whats that?
what
that
whats what
nick, what the hell do you have behind you back
what do you think i have... FURRY HANDCUFFS!
...oh no you di int
oh yes i think i did..
lay it on me
um... shit... :chucks laptop, looks around room:
nick...
yea... :sweat drop icon:
where are these hand cuffs?
um... i ate them...
yes... thats what happened...
oh...
yea... so...
um... what do you want to do now?
um... tv?
what
tv. television
I KNOW WHAT A TV IS NICK, DAMN
well.. then why did you ask?
well?
you stupid texas moron
aw.. i think i might cry now..
i dont even have a gun
ha ha
oh yea, that was a good one
whats that mean?
what
...i didnt say that
yeah but you were sure thinking it
...yeah, sure nick... i was thinking about the things again...
well, yeah, kind of hard not to when im here.. naked...
Oo;;;
NOW WHAT IN THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?
...where in the hell do you come from?
texas...why
good god nick, i think you mean mars
um, no, i said TEXAS. T E X A S. duh. and you call me dumb..
well... oh look, i think greg and grissom are here.
oh, okay, let me go let them in
okay
nick walks to the door, wait, why in the hell am i narrarating my own movements? nick opens the door.. oh well... hey grissom, hey greg.
hi nick, i see youre.. happy to see me. looking for some puns?
um.. no
hi nick, its me, greg
yeah, i can tell.. im not stupid UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE nick yells at warrick
youre doing it again nick
SHUDDUP WARRICK nick screams, throwing a vase at the door, grissom blinks
hey, dont narrarate for me!
greg says hello
alright
grissom says
HEY
greg covers his ears and cowers in the corner
nick looks at him
the fuck is wrong with you two?
warrick says coming out of the bedroom, perky as usual. warrick frowns and ...does a growling noise... nick thinks hes kind of scary
so.. grissom...
yeah... how are you warrick
greg licks his arm
nick licks gregs arm
grissom.. SHIT, now i am doing it!
kind of hard not too... warrick says
yayz, lets all narrarate, nick says excitedly
okay, ive had enough of this..
warrick says
greg humps nicks leg
nick enjoys
gris- STOP IT! ... nick, greg.. thats enough. I thought...
no gris, we dont have any porn with insects in it.
hot damn, what kind of kinky ..sex party is this?
nick frowns.. i have a catapiller
i was only joking.. i dont think about bugs all the time. only half the time. or more like.. maybe a third.. or a fourth.
what do you think about then? nick inquires
greg humps grissoms leg
grissom frowns.. and kicks greg..
greg cries
grisso- GAH .. as i was saying.. i think about.. you nick
what?
you look very nice sitting in the bathtub.. very nice..
wait.. how do you know that?
...mehehehehehehehe... you think.. that i am the REAL grissom? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
...grissom
wait.. what?
i was just.. damn, i cant think of a catchy pun
..Oo;;
FOR THE LAST TIME WARRICK, WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?
...well...
greg cowers by warrick
greg.. are you okay?
grissom frowns
nicky, quit doing that
sorry... nick apologizes... grissom rolls his eyes
greg humps warricks leg
i think.. there is something wrong with greg today... did he get into any.. thing in the lab
grissom looks... guilty. he glares at nick, threatening to punch him. nick starts to.. WAAAAAHHHH!
greg did get into.. something.. not that i didnt.. not.. help him to.
what?
nick rubs his shoulder as warrick screeches
i did not screech
and then the doorbell rings!
greg prances to the door. greg leaves a wet spot on warricks leg
greg, dont get the do-
hey guys-... what the.. grissom.. NICK! WARRICK?
hi.. catherine..
grissom, what the hell is going on?
catherine surveys the scene
nick..why did you just say that? why are you naked?
um... nick... is .. flustered.. and.. his brain is starting to hurt.. some
grissom? i dont understa- PUT SOME CLOTHES ON DAMNIT!
um, hey.. cath...
warrick.. you... what...
warrick blushes...
KNOCK IT OFF NICK!
FINE, WARRICK SWEATDROPS!
...sweat.. drops? what are you.. omg...
hi sarah...
whats.. going on...
sarah says checking out nick.. cause hes so hot.. and.. hes.. got that ...rugged cowboy look
you mean pedophile
nick... starts.. to cry, I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE, I GOT BUTT RAPED BY.. wait.. how is that possible..
by your favorite person in the whole world.. nigel
...hoez yeaz.. ER I MEAN NO! YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN! DAMN! IM GOING HOME NOW! NICK SCREAMS WALKING OUT THE DOOR!
WAIT! Nick, your clothes! ...well.. there he goes.. and i never got that.. what was it.. .. i dont even remember
what the hell are you talking about warrick?
you.. really dont want to know
why.. is greg humping my leg?
i dont know sarah, he.. oh.. im still naked
yes, yes you are..
gris.. did you just wink at me?
no..
nick walks back in. some... people.. threw.. some stuff at me. they called me.. a.. HOMO!
OO;;; what?
says the group. then everyone was all liek, WHOZ er.. what did thye say.jfekj ee ja and suddenly nicks brain died.
ooh, nick just collasped...
oh, i know, house!
what was that sarah?
house, its a show on.. wait.. isnt that the same channell. wait, what the hell are there cameras in my.. WAH!
sarah, i dont understand you... man, why did nick have to faint, he was the only one narrarating...
well.. hey, ...greg.. would you narrarate for us.
why do iz gots to dooz it?
...hes on drugs man, i swear..
who the hell is talking?
okay, i, catherine, am now going to talk... um.. warrick, you may look.. really.. really, hot and all but.. for the sake of.. well, i feel a little flustered saying this..
what are you trying to say catherine?
...well sarah, i was trying to tell warrick that.. he..
im confused...
sez warik.
okay... thanks greg
urs welkum sez greeg
i...forgot who was talking.. HEY! GRISSOM! WHERE DID YOUR CLOTHES GO?
well.. nicky is all.. not.. moving.. and.. well.. i was always afraid he would reject me.. so.. i just got this idea..
no
no
no
noez, sez evbri onesz...
grissom is frowny face
...what did you just say gris?
i said, grissom is frowny face
um... gris.. you need to put your clothes on and then go home okay. we will take care of nick
OH IM SURE YOU WILL! screams nick from the floor! YOU JUST WANT TO TAKE ADVATAGE OF A BEAUTIFUL MAN.. who is so.. unconcious...
what?
ebri 1 loks kunfozed. soz.. greeg goz and humps der legs. wirrick iz happi ebri were.
AND THEN EVERONE DIES IN A FREAK ACCIDENT
ZEE ENDE
claps
everyone
ahahahahah
yea
the end.
seriously.
lets just.. end this.. liek nowz pleezse
gregg is sad and sllleepiez. hez wantsz 2 goe to bed.. wit evbri1. and liek hab hawt man secks wit his boss. and.. oder peeples. and.. get sum hawt lubin. and.. sum1 to rub hiz tummy becuz it meks him hapi all over. and.. in.. sum pleces.
OKEYAS I DUN EEAT