(A/N) Haha I should be asleep right now observing my eyeballs...anyway I'm not and uh yeah I decided to write somthing...what shall it be what shall it be...OH i know a Donkey Kong rap...remixed!

DUH NUH NUUUUUUUUUUUUUH DUN DUN

Hey its Dk

Leader of the kongs

It's DK

Got his own song

It's DK

He shoots coconuts

It's DK

He kicks Kremlin butts!

DK DK D-D-D-Donkeeeeeeey Kong

DUH NUH NUUUUUUUUUUUUUH DUN DUN

Its Tiny

Stylish little kong

It's Tiny

She's in DK's song

It's Tiny

Likes to fly

It's Tiny

Stronger than any guy

TINY T-T-T-T-Tinyyyyyy Koooooong

DUH NUH NUUUUUUUUUUUUUH DUN DUN

It's Lanky

He's such a clown

It's Lanky

Here to bring K.rool down

It's Lanky

Inflates himself

It's Lanky

He's here to help

LANKY L-L-L-LANKY KOoooooooooooong

DUH NUH NUUUUUUUUUUUUUH DUN DUN

It's Diddy

Here to help again

It's Diddy

Such a great friend

It's Diddy

Crazy little monkey

It's Diddy

Makes Kremlins cry and its so funny

DIDDY DIDDY DIIIIIDDDDDDY KoooooooNG

DUH NUH NUUUUUUUUUUUUUH DUN DUN

It's Chunky

He's the last one here

It's Chunky

Makes enemies fear

It's Chunky

So strong and tough

It's Chunky

Does lots more stuff

CHUNKY CHUUUUUUNKY CHUNKYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyy KoooooooNg

Yeah Yeah you heard you heard! So listen up one las'time:

DK yo home monkey yeah TINY yo monkey girly LANKY the pranksta kong yeah yeah yeah DIDDY an awesome kong yeaaaaaah CHUNKY the funky monkey! WORD!

FROM THE D TO THE K HE ROCKS THE HOUSE FROM THE D TO THE K HEY HEY D TO THE K GANGSTA KOOONG