Who's got hair that's long and white?
Inuyasha's got hair that's long and white.
Who transforms on a special night?
Inuyasha transforms on a special night.

Special night, hair that's white...
Must be Inu, must be Inu,
Must be Inu, Inuyasha.

Who wears no shoes and a suit of red?
Inuyasha wears no shoes and a suit of red.
Who wears a random cap on his head?
Inuyasha wears a random cap on his head.

Cap on head, suit that's red,
Special night, hair that's white...
Must be Inu, must be Inu,
Must be Inu, Inuyasha.

Who's got a big red transformed sword?
Inuyasha's got a big red transformed sword.
Who thinks Kikyou's a Ho, ho, ho?
… Ho, ho, ho!

Ho, ho, ho, transformed sword,
Cap on head, suit that's red,
Special night, hair that's white...
Must be Inu, must be Inu,
Must be Inu, Inuyasha.

Who is the first to say Sess is gay?
Inuyasha is the first to say Sess is gay.
Who's the one who claims to be a really good lay?
Inuyasha claims to be a really good lay.

Really good lay, Sesshoumaru's gay,
Ho, ho, ho, transformed sword,
Cap on head, suit that's red,
Special night, hair that's white...
Must be Inu, must be Inu,
Must be Inu, Inuyasha

Who likes food that's raw and bland?

Inuyasha likes food that's raw and bland

Who likes ramen in his hands?

Inuyasha likes ramen in his hand.

Ramen in hand, Raw and Bland

Really good lay, Sesshoumaru's gay,
Ho, ho, ho, transformed sword,
Cap on head, suit that's red,
Special night, hair that's white...
Must be Inu, must be Inu,
Must be Inu, Inuyasha.

Ramen in hand, Raw and Bland

Really good lay, Sesshoumaru's gay,
Ho, ho, ho, transformed sword,
Cap on head, suit that's red,
Special night, hair that's white...
Must be Inu, must be Inu,
Must be Inu, Inuyasha.