Hey, all. This is a crazy as hell fanfic I decided to write. I meant for it to be kind of stupid and funny. Love it or hate it, let me know. It won't hurt my feelings a bit. And it's definitely a big AU, on account of it starts out in the real world, and then takes you to the world of Harry Potter. If this has already been done before, I do apologize. I thought it was original. Anyways, let me know what you think.
Summary: Takes place during the sixth book. Lizzie Keller doesn't really understand the hype with Harry Potter. Even though she's never really read the books, she still doesn't think it compares to her precious Lord of the Rings… (I love both, guys… I'm definitely not trying to offend Lord of the Rings fans). When Lizzie decided to pick up one of the books and read, she is transported into the body of the sixteen year old Pansy Parkinson… (yeah, I know. Messed up, huh?). Read and find out as Lizzie has to survive the world of one of the most popular books in the world… Harry Potter.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything to do with Harry Potter. I only own Lizzie and Bev. Thanks.
HARRY POTTER… UNREALITY
PROLOGUE… A VERY SHORT ONE
Lizzie Keller had been staring back and forth from the book to the TV for an hour. Her little nine-year-old nice had left it sitting on her nightstand. She didn't see why the book drew her attention so much, but somehow… it did.
She was a pretty twenty-three year old young woman, with long brown hair and blue eyes. She wasn't stuck up, however. She never acted like she was prettier than anyone else. She loved children, and that's why she chose to babysat on the side. Children seemed to love her, too. The only thing she ever seemed to disagree with them on was Harry Potter.
Lizzie never understood why the kids liked it so much. She didn't get what was so special about it. She hadn't even sat through one of the movies, let alone read one of the books. She didn't see how it could possibly be any better than Lord of the Rings.
Right now, however, Lizzie couldn't help but be drawn to that damn book. It was the sixth and latest book. Her little niece had already read it twice… just like she had all of the books. Lizzie's niece loved to read, period.
Lizzie sighed, rolled her eyes, and then picked up the book. She skimmed through the first three pages. Nothing caught her interest, but she kept skimming through it. It had started to rain pretty heavily, but Lizzie paid it no mind.
She had skimmed through until she had gotten to the part where they were just about to get off of the train, and Draco Malfoy had discovered that Harry Potter was in his compartment. "Uh-oh," sighed Lizzie.
Just then, there came a loud boom. Somehow, Lizzie saw it coming. Lightening had struck her TV. She felt like a complete idiot for leaving it on. A bolt of electricity flew from the TV, stricking Lizzie, the book, and the precise page she was on… Tonks had just found Harry…
Lizzie didn't even feel any pain when the electricity struck her. 'Getting electrocuted doesn't hurt so badly,' she thought.
It was the only thing that Lizzie had time to think. In a matter of seconds, she saw nothing but blackness. Lizzie knew nothing more.
A/N: Sorry it's so short, but it is just a prologue to what's coming next. Please let me know what you think, even if you hate it. You won't hurt my feelings, I promise.