Author's Note: I'm Back! Man, I've been typing a lot these days. Sorry if I don't review too soon for all of you guys. I've got personal life and school works to do… if you know what I mean.

Kiyuu-chan: Really? Thanks for telling me. Maybe you can help me a bit. Just e-mail me if you want to talk about it and all...

Heh, heh, heh... you're underestimating my powers! XD I can actually make Roy die anytime. Maybe even in this fan fic! XD But not now of course... Roy getting injured gives it a good plot to the story. But I need to give a life and death situation of course. XD ... Maybe I should make Roy die... XD (maniac laugh)

Fluff Freak: Thanks, Fluff Freak! Thanks for the great support! And that goes to all of you out there!

Tsunade-chan: Actually, I was thinking of that too. I mean, homunculus names are hard to get sometimes. Most of the terrible sins I could think off were already taken... by the original 7 of course! XD Yeah, poor Roy... I mean... he is my fave (next is Ed). Anyway, I'll see what I can do with him next! XD

Riza ():Thanks, Riza. Yeah, I know who you are. You're from my section, my level and yeah, my school. Nah, you should know that this is my first FMA fanfiction so still, I'm a beginner. I actually give feelings like that? Making people grow attatched? Really? Hm... dunno about that. Must be a secret technique! XD (posing like Armstrong) Dude, humor is my ultimate. I'm wondering whether I should make a fic about Envy's diary. XD Dude! I need a dying scene here! Yeah, anyway I shouldn't make it 'perfect'. I always remember what Roy said in the last episode. (sniff) Yeah, I'm having fun... torturing Roy! XD

Roy: (attempting to burn)

Me: (gulp) oO

Riza: (sigh) Get on with the story... --;;;

Chapter 6- Revelation

"Nii-san... are you sure we should do this?" Al asked. He was following his brother, Ed, who was doing probably the craziest act possible.

"Yes Al! I'm sure for the 59th time, k?" Ed's voice raised, keeping count. Al sighed, watching his older brother limp towards the exit. Knowing his brother, when an idea comes to him, it's impossible to stop him.

The Elric Brothers stopped by the City of Lior. Ed limped as Alphonse was having even more second thoughts. Should he let his brother take the risk or should he drag his brother with force back to the hospital? He couldn't decide as the train was already leaving.

It turns out, Ed already woke up from his coma. First thing he did was regenerate Al's leg back using alchemy, using and reconfiguring the array on Al's interior armor. Having eaten lots, he somehow managed to sneak away from the hospital and its dreaded nurses. His reasons why were completely obvious.

"That asshole... I'm not gonna wait for Colonel Bastard to finish him off! I'm gonna kick his ass myself! Oh sweet vengeance..." Ed swore, the sweet imagination of killing the homunculus lingering.

"Are you sure, Nii-san? I don't think he'll even tell you anything." Al once again tried to reason.

"Trust me! I'm persuasive! It'll all push through, you'll see!" Ed said as he entered the downtown areas and alleyways.

"But Nii-san, what if he attacks? You're in no condition to fight!" Al said until Ed made a sudden halt.

Right in front of him, was a black cat. It seems so, but to Ed, it was no ordinary one. He could have sworn he saw his malicious grin.

"Alright, give it up, Envy." Ed said casually. The cat made a sigh like meow and in split second, a green haired, purple eyed homunculi stood before him. It was Envy. Alphonse was hesitant. This was definitely bad.

"Envy, give me answers." Ed demanded. Envy laughed.

"Yo, Chibi-san, I never knew you would find me out." Envy teased, pointing at Ed's head to differ the height.

"Cut the crap, Envy. Shut the fuck up and give me the bloody answers!" Ed said threateningly.

"Oh really, Chibi-san? What are you gonna do? Squeal on me for calling you short?" Envy mocked. Ed's right eye was twitching. His vein throbbed heavily at the sound of the sin's jeers. He unexpectedly, gave a sigh.

"Well, I guess I have to show everybody the pictures I got of you and your bitch, Lust, making out." Ed made his evil grin. Envy's eyes widened.

"What the fuck?" Envy grabbed the picture and glanced at it.

It was indeed the perfect form of blackmail. Envy was in the picture with Lust. Envy, being the dominant one, pushed Lust to the wall with both lips pressed to one another. Envy shredded the pictures into a million pieces, the shreds and remains, scattered in the floor.

"Ha! I have even more copies! And don't forget the negatives!" Ed held high even more pictures along with the negatives, smirking with pride. Al was surprised. He never knew his brother's genius was also bent for blackmail.

"How many homunculi are there?" Ed asked. Envy was fuming but sighed. He might as well cooperate. Like he has a choice. No one knows about the 'relationship' yet.

"How many homunculi are there?" Ed repeated.

"Dude, if you studied religion, you'd know." Envy's eyes rolled.

"Listen, I'm an alchemist, not a priest." Ed's eyes narrowed. Sparks flied from both gold and purple orbs. Al sighed. Maybe his brother wasn't really 'all that'.

"Yeah, there are 7 of us, Chibi-san. So what?" Envy responded.

"Do you know any homunculi that can use lightning according to will?" Ed questioned. He could have sworn Envy made a small flinch.

"Why the hell should I tell you, you little bitch? It's homunculi business!" Envy snarled. Ed raised the pictures high.

"Okay, okay! I'll talk! Dammit!" Envy suddenly said.

"It seems that we're going my way... TALK." Ed demanded with glee.

'I swear to that son of a bitch chibi-san...' Envy cursed.

"Yeah, there is another homunculus besides the 7 of us. We don't know much about him. All I know is he loves killing, especially military officers. And dude, I'm not kidding. The guy's insane! You should here him sleep. Gluttony talks in his sleep but he's not that screwed up. The most that dude will say is this..." Envy shape shifted to the eight homunculus and lied down, in a crawled sleeping position.

"Riza, you're mine...Riza...Riza..." the homunculus continued on muttering and chanting. Edward and Al stared. How could he be that... obsessed?

Envy made a shape shift back to his true form.

"And that's not all. The man, in his sleep, he always ends up making up death threats and ways on how to screw your dick head colonel. Like..."

Envy reverted again to the Lightning homunculus and went to the same position.

"Mustang... Mustang... heh, heh... I'll kill you... You think you've won? I'll kill you..." the sin started laughing on his sleep like a maniac. Envy returned to his normal and shurgged.

"That's one of the reasons why we think he's got a few screws loose. If you know what I mean, dude. So, the rest of us call him 'Obsession'." Envy finally let out a sigh, finally relieved.

"Alright, Envy. You did your part. Now, I'm gonna find that son of a bitch..." Ed said.

"What? No reward, dudes?" Envy complained.

"Oh fine! Here!" Ed shoved the pictures to Envy.

"Thanks, shorty!" Envy teased with delight as changed into a bird and flew off, carrying the blackmail evidence.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SMALL THAT COULD FIT IN A LOOPHOLE OF A CHERRIOUS CEREAL JUST BECAUSE A GRAIN OF RICE COULDN'T?" Ed screamed at the top of his lungs. He just continued watching Envy fly off.

"Grr ... That bastard Envy..." Ed uttered.
"We have to go back, Nii-san... the nurses are probably looking for us." Al said as they walked off.

"Yeah, I'm starved..." Ed rubbed his stomach which was begging for some food. Al made a sweat drop until something came to him.

"Nii-san... how did you get those pictures?" Al asked.

"I only used alchemy to 'edit' some pictures. It'll wear off anyway, too bad. I wanted to see Envy's face once he realized it. Anyway, by that time, we're long gone!" Al gave a sweat drop as Ed made a laugh. His jaw can just fall anytime.

"You know… I can't believe they actually screw each other… my plan wouldn't have worked anyway…' Ed gave a smirk. He is sooooo gonna bust Envy for that.