Lizzie McGuire was a strange girl. She was always perky and stupid in an annoying way. Her best friends, Miranda and Gordo, were also pretty annoying, but she managed to out-annoy them every single time.
One day Lizzie was walking to school in an angsty, sulky matter when a fairy fell from the sky. The fairy sighed heavily and groaned.
"Oh, Lizzie, how I do hate you." The Fairy smiled saucily, leaving Lizzie to explode into tears. The fairy disappeared into the heavens, and Lizzie collapsed, traumatized that her perfect little angsty, selfish world was coming to an end, spazzing out over the realms of the 34th street sidewalk.
"How dare it! How dare it!" Lizzie's screams pierced the frigid night air and the clouds billowed in dismay and distress. Lizzie started hallucinating, picturing Miranda stepping on her toes and Gordo smashing a vase into her scarf. Lizzie winced, and her knees trembled. They trembled until they could tremble no more, and her socks fell off. After a few silent, heavingly loud breaths, Lizzie passed out with no grace unto the lawn, covered in worms and dog poo.
Lizzie's mother and father were skulking around the neighborhood, looking for their peanuts, when they came across their ugly, horrid daughter strewn across the ground. They sighed heavily.
"I guess we were model parents." Mr. McGuire noted.
"This isn't very funny, you know." Mrs. McGuire added.
"I think we're cursed."
"You think?"
"Marbles."
And that was when Lizzie came back to conscious and slowly lifted
Herself off the ground. She could not bear to see the day, however,
and sighed dejectedly. With a big "unhhhh" she re-collapsed.
"Aw
man. I thought that she was gone for good." Mr. McGuire pointed to
his head, with a wave a wiseness drifting ashore into the... And then
Elly dashed across the screen.
The End