MadiSano is sitting in a dark room ina cushy armchair, with Kyo (from Fruits Basket) in cat form sitting on her lap, and Sanosuke leaning against the chair casually. Carefully raising an eyebrow, Madison sighs.
MadiSano: I have some disturbing hearsay, in which conveys me great distress to accumulate to you, my beholden readers. I must acquaint you all with my sorrows, hitherto...
Kyo: Shaddup and tell us in English.
MadiSano clears her throat, and promptly puts a pillow atop Kyo's head to hush him up.
MadiSano: Anyways, what I'm trying to say, is that--
Sanosuke: She ain't updatin' no more 'till she gets at least five reveiws total from youpeople.
MadiSano: I'm not--oh, yes,fivereveiws! I've got two at the present time, for only six chapters. I appreciate your responses! God bless!
Sanosuke: Yatta.
Kyo: MMMMPMPPPHHHHHHFFF!
Sanosuke: Uh, MadiSano...Kyo's been in Cat Form for over, like, fifteen minutes or so, and I'm a little scared that he might--
POOF!
Sanosuke: Oh God.
MadiSano and Kyo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sanosuke: This'll take a while to forget about. Review, or it might get worse (sweatdrops.)