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Disclaimer: Not yet people but some day I will! No I'm not delusional, I believe in…..stuff….yeah dreams and hope….and stuff! Plus I don't own what ever bands or singers I mention or their songs!
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'…italics...' thoughts
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((A/N…)) my note…I like to interrupt my own fic!
From last time…
Tyson and Max came rushing back in, both dressed and a little too happy "Well Kai?"
Unwillingly withdrawing himself from around Rei, he handed them some money "Here! Just...don't get those bunny super happy bites cereal, they have too much sugar for even you too!"…
A true smile pulled at the corners of the neko-jins mouth and emotions blazed in his sunny eyes. Kai understood and pulled the tiger into a tight, protective hug "I'll never leave, I promise" He kissed Rei's forehead lightly and nuzzled into his dark locks…
Kai came storming into the living room, stopping when he saw the mounds of shopping filled with sugared goods. Fuming he settled his gaze on the two youngest boys "YOU GUYS ARE DEAD!"
Kai glared angrily at the two younger boys, Rei knowing that look on Kai's face, wisely stepped back.
"TYSON MAX!"
"Hey Maxy didn't do anything!" Tyson stood protectively in front of the draciel weilder "His only crime is loving too much!"
"Corny saying of the week or what!"Rei muttered, yep, he could see it already…Kai was gonna lose it
"Tyson" the phoenix's voice came out into a low threatening hiss that sent shivers down everyone's spine "Max had not one thing to do with…ALL OF THIS SUGARY BULLSHI-a la da do da dee!"
"Um I don't think so" Tyson blinked, unsure of the question directed at him "Kai since when do you sing?"
"I don't ding dong merry go round of a twirl pink coloured ostrich feathered pritt stick jubilee!"
"Yes Kai. Feathers do have ostrich's!"
"Hn! Ostrich's have feathers you stupid twonk! Why did you but all this …ngarh! A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P…"
"Why is Kai reciting his time's tables?" Now Tyson isn't that thick, it was all part of his plan "Kai…do you want a …." He rustled around in the nearest bag "OHH how about a box of some bunny super happy bites cereal?"
Flames erupted in Kai's eyes "I told you not to get those! You fuc-marshal can of soda with bits of wire and a giant rubber moose with an inflatable cow frolicking on a field of wildebeest!"
"But Kai, what's wrong with frolicking! We got you some peaches….even though they are sugared, but hay that's a rare sight don't ya think?"
"I don't give a flying dodo! You are dead so ssssssssoooooo dead"
"But Max didn't do anything, I LOVE this cereal!"
Kai smirked evilly "So Max you're off the hook…..Tyson on the other hand had better run before I castrate him TYSON YOU FRICKING IDIOT!"
Tyson stood for 3 seconds before throwing his arms up into the air and emitting a very high pitched girly scream, Kai growled angrily running after Tyson's retreating form "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Tyson took a deep breath and screamed again as he ran from Kai "Argggghhhhhhh! Help evilphyscoticbastardafterme! HELP! Duckies rescue me!"
Max sobbed while laughing "Poor Tyson" He looked at the bags "Well it was part of our plan…opps!"
"Max…what plan?" Rei questioned looking suspiciously at his blonde friend
"Hehehe…the plan about finding out why Kai is being nice and the plan to make him get angry so we can find out"
Rei was about to say something but remembering what Kai had said to him before he took on a panicked look 'Shit what Kai said before…If he makes me mad on purpose…then I can't promise we'll have him breathing in the end….OH FUCK!' Reis golden orbs widened in fear "Kai's gonna kill Tyson….KAI!"
Max's blue eyes widened too "What Kai wouldn't…"
"This is different" Rei began to run up the stairs "Kai! Kai don't kill him don't-"he stopped short as there was a bang and a scream. "Shit…he did it…I can't believe it"
Rei hurtled up the stairs three at a time "KAI!" He burst into the room the scream came from
Kai was dangling Tyson out of the window by his ankles, looking quite amused "ARGH KAI! You psychopath!" Tyson screeched "My hat is falling!"
Kai lowered Tyson even more "What was that couldn't hear you?" Kai smiled over at Rei "Hey kitten, you know this is good anger management! God Tyson try losing some weight there bud!"
Rei was frozen to the spot 'Well it DOES seem like good anger management…he's very happy right now…WHAT! Kai what the hell?' "KAI! Bring him back in!"
Kai, knowing his fun was over tried to pull him back in "UH-guys, he's heavy ya know HELP!"
Rei and Max rushed over to help him, too late Rei thought 'Wait a flying dodo, he can hold him out of a window but can't pull him back in?' Kai smirked, knowing that all three of them pulling together would be too much. They all pulled once and Tyson came flying back in, hitting the wall. Max rushed over to him, while Rei who had fell on top of Kai, was blushing.
"Why hello sexy!" Kai grinned, pulling Rei into a deep kiss, slipping his tongue into his open mouth.
Tyson and Max giggled when the sound of the tigers moaning reached their ears "OOOHHHH!" Tyson laughed "Get a room!"
Kai growled in between kisses "We have…..you….are….in…it!"
Tyson got up, wrinkling his nose, two of his best friends making out was not something he wanted to see, Max on the over hand was smiling at them happily.
He had his hands together on one side of his face "AWW! That's so cute!"
Tyson yanked Max up, smiling and shaking his head "Come on Maxy, I think bastard over there has forgotten about me!" then he whispered into Max's ear "Let phase 2 commence"
Now alone, Kai stroked Rei's ebony hair "So, what the hell do you think phase 2 is!"
Rei smirked, they both had excellent hearing and had heard Tyson "Hmm, don't know, wanna find out?"
"Not just yet" Kai pulled Rei deeper into his bruising kiss, rolling over he was now on top, a ray of sunlight echoed across his love's face. Kai tried to memorise that moment, his angel was ethereal and beautiful, and in his arms, Kai knew it was safe. It was right. They say love is a sugar heart or a measly valentine's day card, it was nothing like that, you couldn't buy love. Love wasn't hand made, love wasn't a novelty and love wasn't made. It was natural, you can't force it, you can only accept it. Kai realised this gazing at Rei's beautiful face, his eyes shining as pure as halo's, his smile sincere. He leaned in and kissed the tiger's forehead.
Rei smiled, pulling Kai into a tight hug "Kai…" He breathed "Don't leave me"
"I would never, not even death would keep us apart" Kai closed his eyes, breathing in Rei's scent…it soothed him, all he had to do was catch Rei's scent and he would feel so at peace with the world "Never…love is forever"
Rei snuggled into Kai's neck, this moment was right, just being in Kai's arms, feeling so safe, so protected, that nothing could ever touch him. In Kai's arms, Rei knew, he belonged. Kai sat up, bringing Rei with him. Rei yawned widely, rubbing his head against Kai's chest as he curled up. Kai tucked his legs either side of the neko-jin, making sure he was comfortable; he wrapped his arms around Rei's slim waist and gently swayed from side to side. The soft rocking sent Rei into a peaceful sleep, and the last thing he heard before becoming unconscious to the world, was the sweet lullaby his love sang in Russian.
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Tyson laughed manically throughout their plan. He would pick up a bag…laughing manically, empty the food out of the bag….laughing manically and even talk... laughing manically "Muhahahaha yay chocolate muhahahahaha!"
Max felt an on coming headache, his left eye twitched "Tyson?"
"Muhahahahaha yes?"
"ARGH!" Max screamed, big mistake
"Muhahahaha ARGH hahaha!" Tyson laughed and screamed. Max screamed back in frustration causing Tyson to laugh/scream too "Muhahaha argh muhahahaha why…muhahahhaa…arggh….are…muhahaha…argh….you…muhahaha..argh… screaming!"
Max fell onto the floor curled in a ball. He started to mutter unintelligible things, this is what he did when he got frustrated. Tyson waited until Max had finished talking to his knee before he opened a packet of love hearts. Looking up, Max saw Tyson crouched in front of him offering him a sweet "T-thank you"
"You're the only one my heart belongs too!" Max squealed and glomped Tyson, who was trying not to get strangled before his plan had even started phase 2, remembering this he started laughing manically again "MUHAHAHAHHAHA-ARGH!" This time he screamed for real as Max's eyes shadowed over and had started throwing random things.
After Tyson had crawled from under the mountain of pillows, plastic pie ((A/N: yes plastic pie!)) and stuffed animals consisting of a tiger, phoenix, turtle, dragon and a dodo. He ran in a circle before picking up a can of sugared peaches "Ha…Where is Kai anyway?"
"Don't know" Max stated before throwing some glitter into the air and sighing "Glitter…I love glitter…wait didn't we leave Rei with Kai!"
"Yeah they were doing…uh…things" Tyson and Max looked at each other slowly "Ah! This I gotta see!"
"Koibito, if they are doing… anything…why the hell would you wanna interrupt!"
"Maxy, Maxy, Maxy. I would wanna interrupt for one reason…to piss Kai off!"
"And to get killed" Max continued
"Yes….wait! What?" Tyson blinked confused.
"Max sighed "Just go"
Tyson rushed up stairs only pausing at the mirror, to raise an arm as though showing off unseen muscles and grinning "Oh sexy! How you doing!" before flinging open Kai and Rei's bedroom door "STOP! YOU NASTY'S!" He shouted "Uh…….guys?" He walked over to Kai's flat bed and started prodding it "Are you there?"
A groggy voice emitted from the other side of the large room "T-Tyson?"
Tyson screamed before sitting down and smiling "Ohiyo! WHAZZ UP! Rei, how you doing'"
Rei wasn't sure how to answer Tyson, he was sleepy and Tyson was stupid "W..why are you in my room?" Rei felt a warmth from around his waist, looking down he saw Kai's arm circled protectively around him, while Rei had used his over arm to rest his head on. Rei smiled warmly at his sleeping form before frowning back tiredly at Tyson.
"Making sure you and lover boy don't do any dirty's!"
"Why would we be doing laundry?" Rei was innocent when he wanted to be, so he cocked his head to the side looking questionly at the dragoon master.
"I don't know!"
"But you said me and Kai would do dirty's!"
"Well…..I have no idea…but I'm here to make sure you two don't get UP to something!"
Rei blushed deeply "N-no……….go away…." Rei turned his head, his face now a deep crimson.
Tyson laughed lightly "Don't be embarrassed Rei, me just kidding"
"I'm just kidding" Rei corrected him
"Why…what's the joke…no you said kidding not joking so…what's the kid?"
"Tyson I think Max is calling you"
"No he isn't!"
Rei imitated a lighter, squeakier voice "Yes I am, Tyson darling come here"
Tyson stood up making his way downstairs "Ok I'm coming, see ya Rei!"
Rei rolled his eyes 'I don't know what's worse…that I knew that would work or that id did!' Rei looked back to Kai, his golden eyes blazed with passion. He snuggled back up to him, curling into a ball, he felt Kai's arms circle around him tighter, holding Rei against his body "Love you Kai-koi"
With that he fell asleep, if he stayed awake a little longer he might have heard Kai's reply of "I love you too" whispered back before a loving kiss was left on his forehead.
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"Hi, what did you want!" Tyson huffed as he rushed into the kitchen, only after pausing to growl at himself in the mirror
"Um…nothing?" Max stared at his love "What are you on about?"
"Me don't know"
"I don't know" Max corrected him
"You sound like Rei"
"Maybe Rei sounds like me!"
"Nah, Rei can't imitate your voice" Tyson smiled "Wait that's not what I meant anyway, what I meant by you sound like Rei, is that he said something like that just now!"
"So they weren't doing anything then!"
"Actually I think Kai is dead….he was lying still and his breathing was slow"
"Tyson…dead people don't breathe!"
"How do you know…have you asked any?"
"Oh yeah!" Max said sarcastically "Miss Phillips next door"
"I KNEW IT!" Tyson screamed "That bitch always creeps me out!"
"Yeah whatever Tyson" Max laughed "Come on before Kai comes down!"
An hour later, they had successfully completed phase 2 of their plan. The lower half of the house was a complete mess. The living room was a disaster, there were empty boxes, bottles and cans and pillows flung everywhere with newspapers littered all around. The kitchen was no better, they had left the food out, except for the frozen and dairy, left bags everywhere, had glitter flung in random places and clothes that had come out of the wash.
"Um do you think we've gone over board" Max asked
"No! we're not in a boat"
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Rei stretched as he woke, purring as Kai stroked his dark hair, he yawned causing his eyes to water. He muttered annoyed as he rubbed his eyes. Kai laughed lightly, seeing Rei wake up was always something he adored "Awake then Kitten?"
Rei smiled with his eyes half open, sleepily nodding he sat up. He looked to Kai and pouted, glaring at him
"What!" Kai questioned
"Well?" Rei looked at him "Aren't you gonna sit up and join me too!" He pulled on Kai's arm like a little kid
Kai laughed, sitting up he pulled Rei to him, with his legs either side and Rei's back resting against his back. Kai curled his legs and wrapped his arms around his lover, so they were close together. Rei nuzzled against the phoenix, now smiling contently "Rei, you are too cute sometimes!"
Rei merely mewed, snuggling closer, everything was so serene and peaceful "Kai?"
Kai was running his hand through Rei's hair again "Mmm" He said resting his chin on Rei's shoulder. Rei kissed him softly, Kai responded.
Breaking apart they smiled softly at each other "Sorry, I really wanted to kiss you"
Rei blushed looking at Kai, who smirked whispering "Same here" Before nibbling the top of Rei's ear
"K-Kai" The neko-jin gasped "Mmm Kai"
The phoenix sniggered, licking his love's neck then suckling on the skin at the base of Rei's neck causing the younger of the two to moan delightfully "Like that do you gorgeous?"
Rei blushed again "Yes!" He quickly turned around and kissed Kai passionately, for once taking dominance. Kai's mouth was already open so he slipped his tongue in shyly, taking Kai's sweet taste for himself. They eventually parted, Kai sat shocked at Rei, he broke into his trade mark smirk and raised an eyebrow.
"Well…that was new" Kai bit his lower lip "Now my turn" He kissed Rei again, working his tongue to make Rei moan happily, Kai loved the taste of his lover and every kiss only left him wanting more "Hmm…It's raining a lot now"
Rei turned his head slightly to look out of the window "Come on then" Kai stood up, offering a hand to Rei. After pulling him up, Kai held him in his arms protectively "Kai-koi, I love that sound" Kai nodded. They were both on about the pitter patter of the pounding rain, closing their eyes it was so soothing listening to the rain, knowing they had each over as the heavens casted down its peaceful liquid.
"Lets go Kitten"
They went out of the house, not even glancing in at Max and Tyson, instead running straight out. Rei twirled around his arms flung open and his eyes closed as he felt the rain fall onto him. They made their way to the park, the large pond becoming larger as the rain added to its contents. People stared oddly at Kai and Rei as they walked happily. The two lovers either ignored or didn't notice this, merely registering that people were tightening coats around them selves as they cursed the contents of heaven. It was something the two of them enjoyed, just slipping into their own world were death and hatred was a fairytale and were tranquillity blossomed
"Kai, do you want to know why I love the rain?" Rei smiled, running his fingers through the phoenix's two toned hair. Kai nodded, wrapping his arms around the tigers slim waist "Its because I think they are like angel tears! It sounds silly but its as though it's a message to send down to the world, that angels are sending. It gives hope to those people who's loved one's have gone…it's a connection they can link to death and something that they can feel. My mother told me that when I was very young. She said whenever there's intense rain an angel is cry, but do not be saddened by the thought, as their tears are a gift, they replenish the world, a gift from above…she said it's a way that loved ones can send a message, showing that they are there no matter what your feeling. Just the fact that someone is watching over you is enough to make you feel wanted at most times" Rei broke off, hoping his tears would be disguised by the rain. They weren't.
Kai wiped away his love's tears "I know its hard for you to talk about them" Rei rested his head against Kai's chest "The reason I love this type of rain. It's because its real. Its something to be sure of, even when its gone, its effects are still left behind. It comes back. When you feel the rain hitting against you, but for once those hits don't hurt you, you know you're not dead. You're still alive, no matter what you feel. That's the reason" Rei felt like crying more when he sensed some of the pain in Kai's voice, the neko-jin knew he was referring to those abbey days, he wished he could take those memories away, make it that the abbey and Biovolt never happened.
"K-Kai…I'm so sorry" He said looking up at the bluenette, who was staring up at the sky "I'm sorry for what you had to go through"
"Hey" Kai said looking down at his love wiping away more tears "You stop that, don't say sorry and don't cry for the past. You're my everything now Rei"
"Hn! I'm not worth it"
Kai cupped Rei's face in his hands looking him straight in the eyes "To the world, you're one person. To me, you mean the world. Rei, life is not worth living with out you" Rei broke into a warm smile, kissing him passionately, Kai picked Rei up and spun him around, then enveloped him in a warm hug "Come on" He smiled, grabbing Rei's hand and running with him.
The rain continued to pour, creating a blurry image on anyone who peered at the two lovers running in the rain, seeming to create a protective veil around them. The cold liquid cascaded onto them all, for once everyone was equal, it was god's way of telling them. But right then, the two lovers, one with gold eyes and one with red, seemed to be above the rest, the rain felt warm on their skin, as it showered its praise. It was comforting and held them in a serene cocoon of bliss.
That moment was right.
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"Max, Max"
"What is it?"
"Well just one little thing" Tyson stated walking into the empty bedroom, shouting so his voice echoed "WHERE THE BLOODY HELL ARE THEY!"
The front door slammed shut and two voices could be heard talking. Rei walked into their bedroom stopping short when he saw Tyson "Tyson do you, like wanna live in here!"
"No Rei…there's no kitchen"
"Ah great" Kai circled his arms around Rei's waist pulling him back slightly, so Rei's back rested against his chest "Why are you here!"
"I dunno, what are YOU doing here" Tyson narrowed his eyes, glaring suspiciously at Kai.
"OH god, I dunno Tys' maybe…oh…yeah what was it…ITS MY ROOM!" Kai stated sarcastically, giving Tyson an evil glare that practically said 'You have three seconds to run'
"Oh….right" Tyson smiled awkwardly. Max decided to intervene
"You guys are wet"
"Congratulations Max" Kai joked, glad that someone other then Tyson was talking
Max laughed "No why are you guys wet?"
"No clue, rain has a tendency to make things wet"
Rei rolled his eyes "We went outside"
"Why?" Tyson voiced annoyingly
"Because we wanted to"
"Why?"
"Just because"
"Why?"
"Because! OH FOR GOD'S SAKE!"
"Tyson stop asking why or you'll be doing extra training for a month!" Kai snapped
"What a moody foot fungus!"
Kai's eyes shadowed over, a deep growling emitted from his throat "Tyson…I'm warning you!"
"Warning me for what….oh sunny fluffy days are here again and I don't have a clue what's-" Tyson's song was cut short when he saw a bird "OOOHHHHH pretty bird. Tweet Tweet Tweet!"
"ARGH! Chocolate starfish and hotdog flavoured water" Kai screamed, Tyson was giving him a headache
"Hey…I didn't know you liked Linkin Park!" Tyson smiled then started to sing a Britney Spears song.
"Um….Tyson…..That wasn't Linkin Park…that was Britney Spears!" Rei said
"Yeah shake your money maker!"
"BESIDES! It wasn't Linkin Park to be begin with, I think you meant Limp Bizkit, the album….you know what I'm talking about?"
Tyson nodded "No!"
"Then. Why. Did. You. Nod!" Kai shouted, trying to keep his calm. He raised a hand to his forehead "JUST PISS OFF!...Oh…FUCK!" He screamed louder, releasing Rei and walking over to Tyson "There really isn't anything nice I can say! But since I love Rei more then anything else, I will!"
"Kai?" Rei questioned, Kai shouted everything he was saying and was growing slightly hysterical
"Yes Rei?"
"Um…are you ok?"
"Oh fine, it has nothing at all to do with the eighteen stone of idiot in front of me!" Kai spat glaring at Tyson "So what nice thing can I say! Hmm! How about…Tyson, I've never seen anyone able to pull off that yellow t-shirt and red jacket combination for three years without anyone remarking on it, but congratulations on being able to change since we were kids! Other wise you'd still be wearing that stupid outfit! What other thing….hmm…Let's try you're amazing talent for eating around eight meals a day!"
Tyson, obviously thinking everything Kai said was a compliment, smiled and gave him a hug "Thank you Kai! That's so nice of you" He then Circled his arms around Max "Did ya hear Max, isn't that nice?"
Kai strode over to a wall and started banging his head against it. Max giggled slightly, Rei shook his head and Tyson was….well, Tyson.
"Hey Kai doesn't that hurt?"
"That's the point!"
"Huh?"
"It's the only thing that keeps me from killing you!"
Tyson's smile faltered "OH….Well we'll be going now…see ya…come on Maxy!" He ran out of the room, dragging Max behind him. Rei looked over at his lover.
"Kai…Kai-koi?" He saw Kai sink onto the floor muttering.
Rei ran over to him "I'm gonna end up killing him Rei, I am, I know it!" Rei smiled pulling Kai into a hug
"Now, now, there, there. Calm down. Love you!"
Kai immediately calmed down in Rei's embrace as his soft words reached Kai's ears "Love you on we're still wet!" Kai pulled Rei up, gave him a chaste kiss and got changed.
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"You done?" Kai called into the bathroom.
Rei was just finishing drying his hair, and smiled as he could picture Kai leaning against the door frame with an impatient face. When he had finished, Rei opened the door to see Kai exactly like he pictured him "Let's go hotty!" Kai smirked grabbing the neko-jins hand.
They opened the kitchen door where Max and Tyson were currently located "Good I'm starv…WHAT THE FLYING MONGGOOSE PICCOLOS MESSIAH OF A WELLINGTON COW HAVE YOU DONE?"
Tyson waved, Kai glared, Max smiled and Rei stood in dis-belief. "The kitchen… I can't believe….the kitchen…what….the kitchen….!"
"TYSON!" Kai picked up a knife, running after said blader, Tyson 'eeped' and ran into a wall. Rubbing his head, he broke of into a run….straight into the living room.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!"
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU! YOU DOORBELL VIBRATOR!" Kai screamed at Tyson who had jumped, somehow, onto the fan at the top of the room. Kai didn't know what was more shocking, that Tyson had jumped that high or that the fan was supporting his weight.
"KAI PLEASE! DON'T KILL ME!"
"Give me one good reason"
Funnily enough, even though his life was on the line, he couldn't think of a reason "Ugh….Um….ah….damn….can't think of one…..well this bites!"
Max walked cautiously into the room "Um…Kai could you not kill him for me? Please?"
Kai glared at Max "Fine...YOU'RE LUCKY TYSON! If it wasn't for Maxy you'd be dead by now! COME DOWN!"
Tyson just let go, resulting in him falling onto the hard floor. "OW! My poor bummy!"
"Hn! I would have thought your butt would have cushioned the fall or result in you bouncing back up!"
"Miracles happen Kai!" Max smiled "Um….so about the…mess?"
"Oh" Kai smiled evilly "Well I'm sure you and Tyson will have a lovely time cleaning it all. But Max since Tyson is the master of this not-so master plan he'll of course will have more to do!"
Rei walked up to Kai "Like what?"
"Like, Having to clean the attic and basement, doing five extra hours of training, running ten laps around the back garden and having his meals shortened to the same amount as the rest of us"
"Fair enough"
"FAIR ENOUGH?" Tyson screeched "I won't make it to tomorrow!"
"Come on Tyson-koi, we've got off easy considering we could have died" Max stated, suddenly pulling out a frilly apron from nowhere "Let's get to work!"
Kai smiled 'Just like Max, always taking it on the chin, unlike fat arse over there. Stupid bastard!' "Well. You heard Max! Get to work!"
Tyson pouted and walked into the kitchen, Max smiled and skipped along singing "Cleaning, cleaning, oh cleaning is good! Cleaning is fun. Cleaning will do good for Tyson's bum!"
"Hey!" Tyson shouted, causing Max to giggle relentlessly
Rei looked up at Kai, they were both sitting on the couch, he expected to see Kai mad but instead he looked as though he was trying not to laugh. He turned to Rei smiling "I think Max is getting high off the polish!"
Rei laughed, then seeing Max saw it could have been a possibility. He watched bemused as the blonde playfully slapped Tyson, then brandishing his duster around like he was swatting away an invisible fly. Tyson raised an eyebrow, shaking his head "Maxy, you are…high!"
"No!" Max stated then deepened his voice "I am low!"
Tyson made his voice squeaky "No! You are high!"
"LOW!"
"HIGH!"
Then the two of them started laughing and cleaning faster "Someone's got an energy boost" Rei shacked his head.
Kai laughed pulling Rei into a tight embrace "I live in a mad house!"
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Tyson and Max collapsed on the floor "Everything is….done……your highness!"
"About time you showed the proper respect Tyson!" Kai smirked "But you're not done!"
"Huh!"
"You still have all the other things to do!"
Tyson started crying "PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO IT! (Sniff) I'M SSSSSSSSOOOOOOO TIRED!"
Rei laid a gentle hand on Kai's arm, Kai raised an eyebrow "Fine"
Tyson stopped crying, looking up slowly "W-what!"
"F-I-N-E! FINE!"
"What sort of trick is this!" Tyson shouted "Screw you Kai! I'm off to clean the attic!"
Tyson ran off, Kai sat there with his mouth open and a look of dis-belief etched on his features "Uhhhhh…………………………………………………I have nothing to say to that. His stupidity speaks for himself" 'HA HA HA the idiot wait until he see's my surprise'
Max crawled onto a chair "Ugh…"
"Now Maxy what have we learned?"
"Not to do stuff like that again"
"Good boy!" Rei smiled "Have a cookie"
Max caught the cookie that appeared out of no where, looking at it strangely before consuming it. A scream emitted from the attic, Tyson rushed into the living room seconds later, covered in cream and red paint "I can't believe you tricked me! You complete bastard!"
Rei looked at Kai "What did you do?"
"Why does everyone accuse me!" He said innocently, no one bought it.
"HE" Tyson pointed at Kai "Put a pie in the attic, a light shining on it saying GOD'S PIE…the most delicious pie in the world! So I picked it up then this string connected to a recorder went "YOU HAVE TOUCHED THE FORBIDDEN PIE! YOU SHALL PAY!" Then the dickhead had spring loaded snakes jump out of the pie when I prodded it, so now I'm covered in cream AND in red paint!"
"Red paint!"
"YEAH! I thought I was in hell! I tripped over a wire on the way down and red paint tipped on me! KAI YOU ….HORRIBLE BOY!"
Kai roared with laughter, while Max and Rei were crying from laughter "T-Tyson you arsehole! You fell for Kai's trick! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Forbidden Pie! Hahahahaha"
Max continued "Thought you were in hell! HAHAHAHAHAHA light … snakes …cream HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Rei and Max started clapping while Kai took a bow "Brilliant, best yet!"
"My god! Tyson I didn't think you would be so dense!"
"Yeah well, I thought it was weird how god sounded like Kai!" Tyson huffed, then tasted some of the cream "Mmm good cream!" This caused them to laugh again
"Tyson stop sucking yourself"
"EEEEEEEWWWWWW! Hahahahhaa"
When they had calmed down Rei decided to ask about the plan "So, what was with that plan?"
"Yeah do tell" Kai said picking at a lose piece of string on his shirt.
"Well….we wanted to find out why Kai was being nice!"
"Why didn't you just ask?"
"You would have told us!" Tyson shouted
"Yep! It's for Rei!"
"I made him do a deal, that every time he swears he has to say something nice to Tyson. Then he was nice just to get you out of the house"
"Hn, just me and my kitten without your stupid interruptions! So Tyson, be warned, because in the future you piss me off on purpose, your gonna pay!"
Tyson nodded, a worried look on his face, then he started laughing
"Why are you laughing!"
"Oh god!" He giggled "God trick Kai!" Then he continued to laugh his arse off while everyone sweat dropped
Rei was sure he could hear Kai swearing under his breath, but decided to let it pass and laugh instead.
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A week later, Tyson ran into the living room brandishing a poster around "Hey Sensual has reopened!" he screamed in ecstasy "Its opening back up on Friday! Can we go please?"
Sensual was the local club and was very popular, it had to close due to some refurbishing and they were personal friends of the manager "Sure" Kai smirked 'About time that lazy git opened it back up. Tala you better meet my expectations' He looked at Rei, Tyson and Max's beaming faces 'I want a good time with Rei!'
"YES!" Tyson screeched "Sensual here we come!"
insanewelshangel: Uh….sorry that it was a later then usual update (laughs uneasily) but when I did finish this, I tried logging in and it said HTTP Server Error 503, so I had to wait (grumbles) and sorry for this stupid chapter I was trying to get it in plus my shoulder is killing. Hope it's ok though! Please review! Next chapter will be good! Plus Tala is here for all you fans of him in the next chapter! (I'm talking especially to you, FireAngelTears)
aura-chan the neko-jin: Thanks! Here, they aren't dead! (lol) Kai needs anger management, but he won't go! I tried to put some Max moments in too, hope they're ok!
KittyKon: Thanks! Yes (sigh) We KNOW you love Rei! And yeah, they are cute!
Wild Destiny: Thanks cherub! (lol) I don't know, I thought you wouldn't like it…sorry! (lol) THANK YOU! People this is a major brilliant poet here! WD's poems are amazing!
Only awake when a full moon is out and even then I am not myself: Phew! Long name! (lol) Thanks! Nice theme song BTW! Besides what's wrong with being evil? Here is chapter 5!
Helen: Thank you! You're review gave me a self-confidence boost in fluff, I've never written it before so I wasn't sure! So thank you!
Yami Pandora: Chapter1- Yep I love their arguments! Thank you
Chapter 4-Not gonna last long, eh? (lol) we'll see! Thanks!
Kiotana: Thanks! You think of motorcycle Kai too! (lol) Lemon? Hmm, not sure…..maybe later plus I need to know if other's want lemon too! But I'll consider it.
FireAngelTears: I loved your review! (lol) Absorbent monkey is not a good thing! THANKS! I was praying people would see it as funny and not over stupid. Oh yeah UPDATE your story!
Insanewelshangel: Well thanks to all! Even readers who don't review (please do!) Honestly reviews are what get me through some particularly shit weeks, especially last week! But thank the lord! Exams are over for a now! REVIEW people and help save me from a sure to be bad week!