Title: Question
Rating: K+
Disclaimer: I put Naruto on my Christmas list, but I doubt Santa will deliver.
Authors Notes: I'm a bad bad person who never updates. Sorry about that. Taste the Rainbow.
"What do you think?"
It had been a fairly simple question. One that shouldn't have led to this much trouble.
Then again, he thought, women are usually anything but.
"I asked you a question," Tsunade's voice rose slightly. A sign that she wanted an answer.
Now.
"It captures a certain essence of your…unique spirit," Jiraiya said in an even voice. Hoping that would be enough to satisfy the Hokage.
"And what the hell does that mean?" she demanded.
Damn! Jiraiya said to himself, now he would have to think up a real answer for his temperamental teammate. He stared again at the new portrait of Tsunade that was hanging in the Hokage's building.
"It's very life like," he tried again.
"I looked pissed off in that picture!" She said indignantly.
"Really? I hadn't noticed," the other sannin said hoping to sound casual. Even though it had been the first thought that had run through his mind when he saw the portrait. "I doubt that anyone else will think that."
Tsunade glared at her companion with a look that said that she knew he was lying and still couldn't call him on it or do anything about it.
She hated it when he had one up on her.
"Jiraiya, let me ask you something," she began.
"Hmm?" He turned and looked at her.
"Do I always look like that?"
Jiraiya could feel himself pale. There was NO good way out of this one.