Waffle: " (Flips Light Switch) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE UP GUYS!"
Gordon: "(Grown)..Waffle, Its 2 In The Morning, We Have To Wait Until The Sun Rises Before We Open Our Gifts"
Waffle: "Oh...Ok...WAAAAAAAAKE UP!"
Mr.Blik: "SHUT UP WAFFLE! I Know Your Excited About Christmas But PLEASE LET US GET SOME SLEEP!
Waffle "(Sniff) Fine..(Flips Light Switch)
(1 Hour Later)
: "...Ho Ho Ho!"
Waffle: "(Eyes Open) SANTA!...(Runs Down Stairs Repeating "Santa" Over and Over)
Christmas Orinment: "Ho Ho Ho..Ho Ho Ho"
Waffle: "Aw..It was Just Blik's Stupid Fancy Christmas Orinment...(Turns Head Over To Presents) Hey, Why Don't I Just Open My Gifts Now? Gordon and Blik Can Sleep All They Want, While I Get Everything I Have Ever Wanted, Like My Train Set, and My Doll, and An Ear Of Corn! SPLEEEEE! (Grabs A Gift and Opens It)YEAY ITS MY EAR OF CORN!"
(Meanwhile Up Stairs)
Gordon: "(Opens Eyes) GAAAAH! Wheres Waffle!(Hears Waffle Downstairs)..Oh No, WAFFLE YOU HAVE BETTER NOT BE OPENING PRESENTS DOWN THERE LADDIE! (Runs Down Stairs) WAFFLE!WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAD!
Waffle:..Not To Drink From The Toilet Water When Its Blue"
Gordon: "Not That! Waffle, You Should Have Been More Patient, Santa Knows When your Sleeping, And He Knows When Your Doing Wrong"
Waffle: "AHHH! I'VE UPSET SANTA!WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Blik: "WAFFLE!GORDON! WILL YOU SHUT UP!"
Waffle: "...Ok...Like My New Corn?" I Think I'll Squeeze It
Gordon: "WAFFLE THATS NOT AN EAR OF CORN! ITS A GERNADE!"
Waffle: "So That Explains Why Its Green and Shaped Like An egg, I Wonder What Happens When I Pull This Metal Thingy"
Blik: "WAFFLE!YOU STUPID SON OF A-"
(Mansion Explodes)
Waffle:...Uh,...MERRY CORN TO ALL, AND TO ALL A CORNY NIGHT!