EXT. LUKE'S DINER - A SHORT WHILE LATER
COLIN and FINN walk out of the diner. They take their wigs off.
FINN: I can't believe Rory's cheating on Logan.
COLIN: Let's not jump to conclusions.
FINN: You heard what they said.
COLIN: I'm not too surprised.
FINN: (makes a strange face) But it's Rory.
COLIN: Yeah, and it's Logan. None of his endeavors have ever lasted this long. And he's seeing other people, so why wouldn't she be?
FINN: Because she doesn't know he's seeing other people. She's very naïve, that girl.
COLIN: So what do we tell him?
FINN: We? I'm not telling him anything.
COLIN: Oh, come on! Logan's gonna flip when he finds out, you gotta help me tell him.
FINN: Do you think he'd be more upset if he found out on his own?
COLIN: Probably.
FINN: Good.
COLIN: Sounds to me like you want him to break up with her.
FINN: I do.
COLIN: But don't you like having her around? She's our designated driver!
FINN: I like having her around. So much, in fact, that I think I'd like to have Ms. Rory Gilmore to myself.
COLIN: But she's been with Logan.
FINN: Every woman we know has been with Logan.
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INT. LOGAN'S CAR - THE NEXT DAY
LOGAN and RORY are sitting in the car. MUSIC plays- I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL by RICK SPRINGFIELD. LOGAN sings along loudly.
LOGAN: (singing) I wish that I had Jessie's girl, where can I find a woman like that?
RORY stares forward, frozen, with her eyes wide open.