Sorry for not updating for a while. School has been murder. MURDER, I TELL YOU, MURDER! Also because I've been playing Zelda Windwaker 24/7. Zelda should marry Link. Seriously, how many times has he saved her? Anyway, I'd like to thank Aango Fett and LemurianGirl for reading and reviewing
my story. I might be writing a SSBM comedy, so check it out! P.S. The
bad guy 'Phazon' is what made Phazon, Phazon didn't make him.
The heroes were sucked into Reshef's mist and thrown through space to
Magmoor Caverns. When they landed on the Triclops Pit, Reshef's team was
nowhere to be
seen. "Let's make a plan." said Colinuseran. "Alright." Said Samus.
"Colin should send some of his Metroids to search for Reshef's team,
presumably different types so he will know the difference." "Sure."
Said Colin. He lifted a finger, and an Omega Metroid emerged. "How'd
you do that?" gaped Ridley. The Omega had been in it's larval form
seconds ago, yet it was almost fully grown now. Obviously Ridley wanted
to enlarge his Metroids after the Ragnarok. "I can rapidly increase a
Metroid's stage, due to the fact that I have a little Metroid blood in
me." He arose a Queen Metroid, Zeta Metroid, and Gamma Metroid. He sent
each one in a different direction, the Omega and Queen jumping like
frogs. "Now." Said Samus. "When they come back, we should go in the
direction that they go in. However, Magmoor Caverns is big, so they
won't be back probably by morning. When we sleep, someone will be
guard, and wake us up if someone attacks." "I'm not being it!"
exclaimed Yehoshua. "I like to sleep!" "I know." Said Colin. "I'll have
a smart Metroid pick a number through 1 to ten!" There was an awkward
silence. "O,kayy." Said Samus. The Metroid picked the number, and
ironically, Yehoshua lost. "Are you serious!" He exclaimed. "Cydon
should be guard, he's a freaking robot! He doesn't need sleep." Cydon's
response was poking his forehead to indicate he still had a brain, and
said something about Yehoshua's mom that I'm not putting here. A couple
hour's later, Jerrod and Samus were exchanging beam combos and upgrades.
"What weapons does your suit have?" asked Samus. "Not much." said
Jerrod. "I only have one beam, and I don't have missiles." "What's the
beam?" asked Samus. "Cyber Beam. Not much. Lets me scan my enemy and I
get to clone his beam until I clone another one." "Cool" said Samus.
All of a sudden, Samus got an idea. "Ridleeeeey!" she yelled. "What
the hell do ya want!" he shrieked. Apparently Cydon was fixing
Ridley up to be Meta-Ridley. "I need a Wave Trooper, Plasma Trooper,
Ice Trooper, and Missile Trooper!" "And why should I do
that?" said Ridley. Samus waved the Metroid Remote in his face. "Okay.
Okay." Ridley muttered some Zebesian into his COM link and immediately, a
transport showed up. Samus swiftly blasted the troopers, scooper up
their beam weapons, and handed them to Jerrod. "Here" she said. "Use
these to modify your weapons." Jerrod obliged and scanned them.
Immediatly his suit computer replied. "Electro Beam Downloaded. Freeze
Beam Downloaded. Hit Beam Downloaded. Missiles downloaded. Death Beam
Downloaded." The screen went blank and slid back in. "Great!" said
Jerrod. "The Pirate Data must have changed the beam data." "Oh well."
said Samus "Hey, what's for dinner?" "Crap!" said Jerrod. "I forgot to
make it! Samus, can you make hamburgers?" "Sure." replied Samus. "Um,
you're going to have to make extra for Ridley." "Don't bother." said
Ridley, pointing at his dead troopers. "I prefer these." Jerrod walked
backwards slowly, to his room, and then got the jibblies. Meanwhile,U-Mos was taking a long nap.
When Jerrod came out of his room, he saw a strange site. Samus was
baking the burgers with her Plasma Beam! "GAAAAAAHHH!" He cried.
"Stop!" Luckily for the team, she did so, and the hamburgers were not
burnt. In fact, they were perfect. Before Jerrod asked, Samus said "I
set the setting so it would be very low intensity." "Oh" said Jerrod.
"Thanks. I'll set the plates, you get Yehoshua and Colin." "Don't
bother." Yehoshua and Colin walked out from behind a clearing. All was
peaceful. Yehoshua beat Ridley in an eating contest, Ridley got mad,
Ridley disintegrated his second burger ("Crap!")
But all was not peaceful. The android X was watching them beneath the
pit, cleverly disguised as an overgrown Triclops. However, it was
carrying Gamma Metroid Claws... X turned on its Scan Visor and scanned
the team. Samus Aran: Famed bounty hunter. Species: Human/Chozo.
Deception forms: Chozo elder Choenza.
Yehoshua. Possessed by Ing and purified by Luminoth. Species:
Human/Luminoth. Deception Forms: U-Mos Sentinel of Luminoth, Emperor
Ing. Most likely to attack Emperor Ing.
Colinuseran. Past not verified. Species: Human/Metroid. Deception Forms:
King Metroid.
Jerrod Malkovich. Commander of Bravo Squad Cycle 7 of the Galactic
Federation. Species: Human. Deception Forms: Enhanced Cyber-Suit
Ridley. Leader of the Space Pirates. Species: Undeterminable. Deception
forms: None.
Cydon Praxx. Cybernetic Space Pirate. Species: Cyborg/Zebesian. Deception
forms: Old body.
U-Mos. Sentinel of the Luminoth. Species: Luminoth. Deception Forms: None
The android let out a mechanical chuckle. It crawled back to the Abandoned Frigate nearby, waiting for nightfall to come…
After the dinner, everyone went to sleep. Except Yehoshua. He had to stay up and watch for intruders. "I might as well be occupied rather than sit here sulking." He said. He sneaked into Samus' ship very quietly he grabbed a holo-screen, a GameStation 2, and a couple of games. He tiptoed outside and set the things down. He then slapped his face and walked back inside. He came walking out with a bag big enough to store himself in, filled with Beef Jerky, Zebra Cakes, Oatmeal Crème Pies, Reese Cups, Crunch Bars, and tons of other snack foods. He spread the holo-screen on the ground and started to play a game. 'The Legend of Zelda: Classic 2006 Edition: Windwaker' It was pretty cool, you're some kid, you find this giant bird, grabs some girl, go find the girl, bird kidnaps your sister, go to a fortress, get knocked out, go to mountain, blah blah blah blah blah. Meanwhile, X entered U-Mos' genetic code in his arm. The cold titanium covering transformed into dullish silver skin. Bug like wings and eyes morphed on it's face. When the transformation was done, X looked exactly like U-Mos. No one would know… until it's too late. X, or U-Mos or AGGH! Let's call him X-Mos. X-Mos calmly walked over to where Yehoshua was sitting. "Hey U-Mos." Yehoshua turned around. "Want to play co-op?" X-Mos continued to walk towards Yehoshua, not uttering a word. "Dude, what's the deal? Did you eat a bowl of coffee beans again?" Again X-Mos walked towards him, silent in his assassination…
"Yawn…" Samus had just woke up, due to the fact that she had just heard crunching outside. Samus got out of bed, and put on her Power Suit. 'I better take guard from Yehoshua." She mumbled to herself. "Kid's probably fallen asleep." She walked past the computer room, where U-Mos was sleeping upside down. She walked out side to see Yehoshua and, U-MOS? She flipped on her scan visor and ran back to the computer room and scanned U-Mos. U-Mos. Sentinel of the Luminoth race. Heightened reflexes are baffling at the age of 962 Earth Cycles. She woke up Meta-Ridley, Colin, Cydon, Jerrod and U-Mos. The five quietly walked outside, ready to use their counter-attack…
"U-Mos, what's wrong?" said Yehoshua. X-Mos walked towards Yehoshua, and suddenly stopped. Missile Launchers, Lasers, Ion Cannons, and other countless weapons popped out of X-Mos. "Shit." Said Yehoshua. X-Mos fired, and Yehoshua was about to witness his own death. "FWSHA-FWSHA-FWSHA-FWSHA!" Samus came out of nowhere and Screw Attacked Yehoshua, knocking him out of the way of X-Mos's rage of destruction. Cydon, Meta-Ridley, Samus, U-Mos, Jerrod, and Colinuseran stood in front of X-Mos, weapons drawn. X-Mos stumbled, morphed into a Aero Trooper, and flew away as fast as it humanly, or robotly, could. "No one tries to kill me and gets away with it!" yelled Yehoshua. Yehoshua transformed into his Alter Ego and ordered Ridley to pick him up. Ridley, holding Yehoshua, flew in hot pursuit, Samus and Jerrod were following in Morph Ball, and Cydon and U-Mos were leaping to them. When Ridley was hovering over the X-Aero Pirate, Ridley dropped Yehoshua. Yehoshua clasped his hands together and fired a huge ball of light energy at X. X malfunctioned, and compressed back into Robot Mode. Samus caught up and dropped a Power Bomb, and Jerrod tried out his new beams. He fired the Electro Beam at X. A huge wave of purple electricity engulfed X, and started to set it on fire. He fired the Freeze Beam. Instead of freezing the Robot, the fire merely melted it. Now, as all smart people know when fire and ice make contact, they melt. And water and fire don't mix. So it just put out the fire. Jerrod tried the Death Beam. A huge shot ectoplasmic something shot out of his cannons. When it made contact with X, the X utterly disintegrated, until al was left was a small black tablet with a button on it. Jerrod picked it up carefully and scanned. Ragnarok Remote. Get's you to next round. Seeing no harm in going to next round, he pressed the button. Almost instantly, the Light Team voiped into the Reshef Realm.
"I SEE YOU HAVE ELIMINATED ONE OF MY COMPANIONS." Boomed Reshef. "PERHAPS YOU ARE STRONGER THAN I IMAGINED." "Got that right." Muttered Yehoshua. "THE NEXT ROUND WILL BE ON THE PLANET OF GEMARA." The teams were voiped into the unknown planet of Gemara, one step closer to victory.