Sorry I haven't really written anything lately. I've got a feeling you guys don't like my story R&R, or I'll stop writing. Just joking. But seriously, review! I've written a Super Smash Fic, so check it out. I might write a Zelda fic...
The planet of Gemara was like nothing Samus had ever seen. It was completly earthen, the ceiling and walls encrusted with rubies, sapphires, emeralds, diamonds, gold, and countless other gems and minerals. "No wonder they call this place Gem-ara." Samus smirked. "Guys, we shou-" Samus was rudly interrupted by Reshef's booming voice. "THIS ROUND'S OBJECTIVE IS TO FIND THE THREE SACRED GEMS. YOU MUST FIND THE TALMUD GEM, THE MISHNAH GEM, AND THE GEMARA GEM. I SHALL DOWNLOAD THE MAP TO THEIR REASTING PLACE TO SAMUS' AND SA-X'S LOG BOOK. VISIONS OF THE GEMS ARE IJNCLUDED, ALSO." Reshef's voice disappeared. "As I was saying!" sadi Samus. " We should look for the Sacred Gems." "No, really?" said Colin. "Shut up." Said Samus. "Let's se what we're looking for." She flipped on the Holo-Visor Adam installed, and digitized the Gems. A Gem with all seven colors of the rainbow appeared, with the words (Mishnah Gem). A gem the color of Ing blood appeared, labled (Talmud Gem). Lastly, a shining golden gem, shaped like an octogon appeared, the (Gemara Gem.) "Let'sa go-a" said Yehoshua, doing a really crappy Mario imitation. The four heroes, two villians, and one 75 Hero, 25 Villian, walked towards the location of the gems. They easily collected the Mishnah and Talmud Gems, but the Gemara Gem was going to be tricky. Samus and co. could see the Gem, but it was being guared by the SA-X. "Let's go." Whispered Yehoshua. "We can take that parasite. Colin's Metroids can eat it!' "Are you trying to get us killed! Can't you see them!" Sure enough, Dark Samus, Reshf, Phazon, Emperor Ing, and Metroid Prime were skulking in the cata combs. "I've got an idea!" said Colin. "What if we..."
An infant Metroid hovered near the Gemara Gem, unnoticed by Reshef's team. Suddenly, the Metroid grabbed the gem and ran , I mean, hovered, away as fast as it could. "METROID! AFTER IT!" yelled Phazon, and Reshef. 'METROID! RUN AWAY!" yelled SA-X. "METROID! CAN I KEEP IT!" hollered Metroid Prome and Dark Samus. The baby Metroid rushed towards Colin, giving him the Gem, then hiding behind him. Reshef and Phazon could be seen stumbling towards them. "I shall teleport us away from this melee." Sadi U-Mos. Right before they teleported, the SA-X bumped into them, teleporting itself, with them.
"SA-X" screamed Ridley. "Kill it Samus!" "No" said Colin. "I'll handle this one." He summoned a Queen Metroid, and because a high amount of X DNA was in the atmosphere, it sarted to divide into ten Omegas. Each Omega, divided into ten Zetas. And each Zeta divided into ten Alphas. And each Alpha divided into ten Gammas. And each Gamma turned into ten Metroids. One million Metroids attatched to every open spot on the SA-X. Then they sucked. All of the SA-X's life energy was fueled to the Metroids, and the SA-X dissapeared. "GAME OVER!" boomed Reshef.