A/N: Okay, so, must say this…not my idea. This was written merely for the enjoyment of a friend of mine. She's the one with the issues ;)
Jess – Enjoy. You may be twisted, but, enjoy…
The hot, mid-September afternoon sun poured through her bedroom window. Suburbia in the fall was not a fun place. Sure, it was merry and plenty busy; all those soccer mom armed with overgrown SUVs littered the roadways and the homework was pilling up. Yet, all that was so easy to ignore with a few simple keystrokes.
Early hours at school, the tedious classes; all of it suddenly became bearable when she was able to enter her room, drop her book bag at the door and log onto her computer.
A smile drew upon her lips as she did just that. She sat down at her computer, giving the office chair a slight twirl. Her short dark brown hair sticking to her forehead, she absently brushed it away with one hand while logging on to her favorite fan site.
The thing about Jess was, well, she was obsessed. While Jess was obsessed with many things, the object burning in her mind for the last few weeks had been one particular fictional android; General Grievous.
Oh, Grievous. She loved his slim droid body, like sun bleached bones pieced together in an unusual fashion. She studied the books telling of his many victories in battle, leading the Separatists. His adventures with the equally handsome Count Dooku, powerful former Jedi impressed her greatly. But most of all, she reveled in the glory of his allegiance with the Dark Lord of the Sith, Lord Sidious.
This particular afternoon however, would not be like any other. The fates were about to smile down upon our heroine, Jess. The infamous 'portal of all ye earth girl Mary Sues' had yet again decided to open and grant her the desire that burned deeply in her heart and make sure everything went smoothly with it's mighty portal powers.
Back to Jess, who was staring deeply into the eye sockets of an online picture of a certain General. She stared at him from behind her glasses, gazingly longily.
"If only," She whispered sadly.
Just then, the portal found it fit to strike. Faster than a speeding bullet, it transported Jess, who now had her arms draped in an awkward hug around the computer monitor to a galaxy far, far away.
Jess had he eyes closed. She had been imagining embracing the General after he had returned victorious from some space battle against that pesky Skywalker. What her friend's saw in that Anakin fellow, she would never know. She had eyes for only one half-humanoid part-machine being. And that was…
"….Grievious!" She shrieked as she opened her eyes. She had gotten dizzy all of a sudden, and found her self opening her eyes to find herself with her arms draped across General Grievous' bony neck. Her mouth dropped open in shock...