Chronicles Three:

Me and the hungry Monkey

Now how I met Goku was a strange one. It all started a day after I met Sanzo. What I can remember is that I was out in the woods collecting wood for the fire in our house then….

Three Years and a day after meeting Sanzo.

Zonaki brought all the logs and placed them one at a time on a stump that she has recently found since it was her turn to chop up and brought the firewood back to the house she'll have to hurry or else there's going to be a very angry visitor.

Who's probably waiting for his dinner and by that it meant only one thing…Sanzo!

Zonaki placed the log on the stump setting it upwards then took the axe and raising it into the air. She took a deep breath then let it slowly fall down onto the wood splitting it in two as the pieces fell.

'It pays off to think someone who annoys you…'

Zonaki settled the axe down and took another piece of wood setting it onto the stump like last time. Then took the axe up again and raised it over her head ready for another collision.

'Especially when it's that annoying ill behaved priest…'

There was a sudden rustle in the bushes she turned and saw a fist flying Zonaki caught it as she dropped the axe down. Then she grabbed her attackers arm and flung him over her shoulders. She was about to do a punch until she stopped seeing that it was only a boy.

He had brown spiky hair, a ponytail along with a set of glittering golden eyes he was wearing a pink outfit. Zonaki blinked twice in shook then let go of him and stood back giving him room.

"Owww that hurt" The boy raised himself up scratching his head. Zonaki stared at him with her mouth open. 'What the hell…he's…just about my age…I think…' the boy looked at her and sniffed a bit, his eyes watering like he was about to cry at any second.

"You mean…"

Zonaki glared at him with her 'I'll Murder You' look. 'I'm mean… I'm not the monkey that jumped out of no where trying to swing punches at others…' the boy sweated a bit terrified of her stare.

"You're so creepy…" Zonaki's glare just changed from 'Murder' to 'I'll annihilate you' but before she could do anything the boy walked over to her and looked at her red bandanna that she took off Sanzo's clothes.

"Isn't that Sanzo's?"

Zonaki looked at him shocked wondering how he knows Sanzo. She looked at him for a moment then he collapsed unto the floor. Zonaki looked down wondering if he was alright.

"Awwww man……"

Zonaki looked at him wondering what he's about to say. He looked up at her with his eyes big and puppy dog like. She jumped shocked at how wide they've gotten.

"I'm so hungry can we go eat?"

Zonaki flinched then sighed and nodded.

Zonaki

Honestly when I took him to the restaurant I forgot about the whole logs and Sanzo coming over for dinner. When I took him there I realized how big a stomach Goku has.

Main course

As Goku wolfed down another dish of miso, Zonaki stared amazed at how much he's eaten as the plates where stacking higher and higher almost toughing the roof. Goku placed the other plate onto the new stack that he just made and Zonaki's still trying to get threw one plate.

'He's a big eater…If I'm not careful he'll eat mine next and this is only starters…' Zonaki ate her miso down as fast as she could before he comes after hers next. There was another sound of a plate being placed onto the table Zonaki stopped and looked.

'Hew hasn't ordered another has he?'

Goku claps his hands together and smiled "YAY my ramen's here" Zonaki's eyes widened amazed again. 'This is the thousand and tenth time he ordered another dish he planning to clean me out?'

As soon as she finished Zonaki stood up signaling their leaving. Goku looked up at her shocked "Are we leaving already? What about the main course?" Zonaki glared at him. Goku made a sad face "Alright… sir can we have our tab?"

The waiter came over with the bill as Zonaki looked at it she gasped she didn't know how she was going to pay it off. Goku knew straight away and took out a yellow credit card that he swiped from Sanzo.

Zonaki looked at him Goku just gave it to the waiter "Charge it on this please"

Zonaki

I got a say the first time that I seen that I was shocked…lost for words even…how he got that I'll never know…but the biggest shock was when we got back to a very hungry Sanzo luckily for me I made a suggestion with a piece of paper saying lets get a carry out.

Cause I knew if we didn't then as I usually say 'Death by Harisen'

Goku

When she made that suggestion I really had to agree I knew Sanzo very well after all…and that it would be terrifying to go to Gojyo's place to see Sanzo with a Killer's glare looking at me like I'm his next meal.

Zonaki

This was kinda terrifying by the way. He just looked at Goku I think he was imagining him as a giant chicken and that I thought he scrounging his robes for his harisen or gun but no what does he do?

He brings out a butcher's knife. Suggesting that we sacrifice Goku for our needs (Laughs) if I hadn't have showed him the takeaway bag…he'd turn cannibal for sure…

To Be Continued

Sanzo's Guardian Angel: Well…that was…strange…wasn't it people? He was that hungry…wow now I know how he feels when he's starving…wait till the next chapter. Sorry that it's short but I thought that this could just be a funny chapter if not I don't know what will?