Note: Because the last drabble made people sad, I'm back with crack this time.

Title: World Domination
Author: Wai
Pairing: FujiRyo
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist...err, I mean...Tenipuri
Genre: Crack.

The sky was a brilliant blue, few clouds marred its perfection but the wind was doing a fine job in pushing them swiftly out of the way. He sipped his warm cup of tea with his ever-present smile on his face.

"It's a good day today." He remarked to no one in particular. His secretary grunted. "The weather is so nice." Grunt. "I think I'll take over the world today."

"Again, sir?"

"Of course!" He exclaimed cheerfully, bobbing his head up and down in excitement, nearly spilling his tea with the movement.

"I really advise you not to, sir. Not today. Perhaps next Tuesday? Right after your appointment with the Sultan of Brunei?"

Before he could reply, however, a loud noise erupted outside of his office. He could hear his men protesting loudly, attempting to stop someone from entering. He looked at his clock.

"Oh good! He's early!"

The door was kicked violently open and the man of the hour stepped inside, red cloak fluttering dramatically behind him. There was a deliciously dangerous expression on the boy's face that made the General purr slightly with appreciation.

"What can I do for you today, Ryoma-kun?"

A vein on Echizen's forehead throbbed.

"Fuji." He hissed.

The General shook his head and wagged his finger at him reproachfully. "You know that you shouldn't call me by my name outside of the bedroom, Ryoma-kun."

"Don't make me kill you." Growled Echizen. Tezuka Kunimitsu sighed, shuffling paperwork and then rising from his seat. He stepped out of the room, dispelling any onlookers with his quiet glare and the loaded revolver in his holster. He made sure that the door was shut firmly behind him before walking off.

"What the HELL is THIS?" Echizen demanded, ignoring the secretary's quiet departure.

"Oh, are you referring to my brilliant plan for world domination?" Fuji asked innocently.

"Why do I have to wear a MINISKIRT?" Roared Echizen.

"Oh? Didn't they tell you the slogan for the new campaign?" Fuji's smile widened. "Taking over the world: one miniskirt at a time."

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