Nanie- Yay for chapter 1, now for chapter 2! (This is the first time I've typed two chapters consecutively before, go me!)

Disclaimer: I still don't own the Sakura gumi. Clamp still owns it/them/whatever... I don't own Borris either. And Naoko Takeuchi owns Ami. And I don't own Green Day for that matter either. Nor do I own Johnny Depp or Draco Malfoy. And I don't own Fai or Kurogane, they are Clamp's. (I feel like I don't own much now...)

(Another) Disclaimer: My older sister owns the chapter title...

Chapter 2: Those Who Should Never Be Given Caffeine!

Xiao Lang grabbed his cell phone and quickly dialed Sakura's cell number while he was on his way home.

"Hello," answered the familiar feminine voice.

"Hey, come over to my place," Xiao Lang said, giving no explanation as to why.

"Oh kay," Sakura replied and then hung up her phone. Running to her closet she changed into a periwinkle sweater and black pants. She put on a pair of periwinkle fuzzy slippers. She placed a pillow under her covers to make it look as if she was sleeping there. She then opened her bedroom window and crept out. Moments later she realized that she was falling through the air.

"Aiee!" she mentally screamed while realizing that she was falling and she'd left her Sakura Cards in her room. She closed her eyes and waited for the impact with the ground. To her surprise a passing by Yue caught her.

Shortly afterward she arrived at Xiao's apartment to find a sleepy Meilin, a happy Tomoyo, a ticked Nakuru, a whiny Suppie, and a half mad Eriol laughing an evil genius laugh there alongside Xiao Lang.

"Umm... ohyao," said while walking in.

"Oh joy, another body filling this place up even more," drawled Suppie sardonically.

"Oww, stop sitting on me," groaned Meilin, who was lying under the covers of Xiao's bed and being sat on by Nakuru.

"Kyaa!" squealed Tomoyo as she ran over to Sakura and began to describe her latest sewing project to her.

"Hoe!" was Sakura's only response as a flying Nakuru knocked into her. Meilin was lying on the bed, one leg still in the air, looking murderously at Nakuru. Eriol, on the other hand, had a look of horror on his face as Sakura fell into Tomoyo, who fell into Yue, who fell into Nakuru, who fell into Xiao, who in turn took out the horror struck Eriol.

"That's it! It's final!" the once calm boy shouted. "We're going to my place!"

"Yay! Party in the mansion!" Nakuru shouted out in glee. "I'll order us a limo and soda!"

Xiao Lang did try to tell her that he already had 7 2-liters of Mountain Dew, but somehow the girl seemed to have not heard a word he said.

Shortly afterward the group packed themselves, 5 pizzas, 7 2-liter bottles of Mountain Dew, 10 3-liter bottles of Mountain Dew, and 20 kimono that Tomoyo had sewn and brought for Sakura to see into the sleek, black, shiny limo.

As Xiao was about to walk through the gate in front of Eriol's big mansion he heard a now all too familiar feminine voice.

"It's you!" shouted the girl as she ran towards Xiao.

Xiao did the first thing that crossed his mind, he ran. He ran very fast. He bolted through the gate, across the lawn and path, past Eriol, and right into the door of the mansion. He fell backward and watched as little stars danced above his head. Hearing the girl's "wait up!" he quickly jumped up and ran right through Eriol's nice door. Eriol swore, Sakura gasped, Tomoyo scolded him, Meilin climbed through the hole in the door, everyone else followed.

Xenia scowled as Xiao Lang ran through the door and into the house. She continued on her way home scowling half the way and smiling at the memory of Xiao Lang the other half.

Somewhere off in Sakura's house a tiny sized guardian beast woke up only to find that Sakura was gone. He did the smartest thing that he could do, he grabbed the Sakura Cards and headed off to Xiao Lang's. On the way he noticed a limo going past. For the rest of the trip to Xiao's he thought nothing of it. Upon arriving and finding no one there he realized the only group crazy enough to travel by limo at 1:20 AM through the small town had to be Sakura and the rest of them. He took off at top speed soaring through the sky looking for any signs of a black limo, which was very hard considering that it was night time and dark out. Finally, seven minutes later he caught up with the group.

"Hoe," said Sakura tilting her head to the side and looking at him, "Kero-chan, I thought I left you at home."

"What's the stuffed animal doing her!" Xiao Lang asked, suddenly very annoyed.

"I'm being the good guardian that I am and guarding her from all people like yourself!" the "beast" shouted.

"You're guarding her but didn't notice that she even left, how pathetic," drawled Suppie while sitting lazily on the couch. Why don't you let me show you what it is to be a true guardian best."

"Arr! That's it, you're on! This means video game wars!" shouted Kero as he turned on the TV.

"And now, just in," said the deep voice of the reporter on TV, "a man, by the name of Borris, was found frozen in Cuba. The UN is trying to keep the matter hush-hush but of what I hear there was quite a going on there."

Kero turned on the Play Station 2 without any care. Sakura looked over concerned for a moment. She wondered what happened in nice warm Cuba that could allow for a man to freeze to death. She noticed a tall cup of Mountain Dew in her hand, apparently Tomoyo had given it to her while she was watching the news clip, and drank some of it. She then gulped down the rest before noticing that Tomoyo was jabbering away to her about having seen Borris once before at a geeky computer freak place when she went there with her friend Ami. Sakura excused herself to go get some more soda.

Meilin was revealing her true colors after she drank a 2-liter on her own and woken up.

"Xiao Lang I love you!" she shouted while pouncing him and hugging him. "And guess what, while I was touring America I went to this awesome concert! It was a group called Green Day! Look I got one of their CDs!"

Within moments the song Holiday was being blasted through out the room as Meilin was pressing numerous buttons on Eriol's high teck, really nice stereo system.

Eriol, during all that, rather than fixing the door decided to battle with the cool breeze another way, he turned up the heat.

Suppie and Kero were now transformed into full beast form, both on caffeine highs, and were fighting with each other because Suppie won the video game.

BOOM! BANG!

Sparks flew through the room as the stereo system exploded. Everyone looked over towards where Meilin was. They all had a few more cups of Mountain Dew and forgot about it.

"KAWAII! KAWAII, KAWAII, KAWAII!" shouted Tomoyo with hearts in her eyes as Johnny Depp and Draco Malfoy appeared on TV side by side for a new car commercial.

Sakura turned her head instantly and rushed to the TV, running over two guardian beasts on her way to it, and sat down with her face a foot from the screen. Meilin followed and sat on top of the two guardian beasts.

"Oh man, what is it with girls and Johnny Depp," muttered Eriol as he was nearly run down by Meilin.

"What is it with obsessive girls and Draco Malfoy," Yue muttered at the same time. "They go crazy over them but I've never even had a girl ask me out yet."

"Kyaa! Draco's so hot, hot, hot!"squeeled Nakuru.

"No! Depp is defiantly hotter!" argued Meilin.

"Well no duh," responded Xiao Lang, "it's that you lack a certain sexiness that some of us have."

"What was that! Are you implying that I don't look totally hot!" shouted Yue, who had at that point had way too much caffeine for his own good.

"No, actually, my friend, I think you look quite roasted. Maybe you haven't realized it but the heat's on full blast and you're dressed up for winter weather," replied Eriol calmly.

Yue walked up to Eriol's room and came down wearing a tank top and tight black pants (go figure, Yue's only like twice Eriol's size)...

"I swear this is the image of sexy," said Yue as he emerged into the room. Nakuru walked over to him.

"You never did get it," she whispered to him, "you just aren't hot like them. I, on the other hand, am perfect model material. Just look at my pretty lips, long lashes, and beautiful form. Ew! No! I did not just say that! You freak! Don't look at me there!" she screamed while slapping Yue across the face and then pummeling him with punches and kicks.

Sakura smiled, unbeknownst to Eriol she had earlier used the Create Card to create the missing part of his door.

There was a knock at the door and Eriol walked over to answer it.

"Hello, I'm Fai and this is Kurogane. Please to meet you and make your acquaintance. You see I met you in an alternate world where you were living a quite nice life. While on this dimension we thought we's stop in and say hello, so hello!" said the lanky blond man.

Within a short while the two were mixed in perfectly with the group. Even though he only had caffeine it seemed as if though Fai were very drunk, he did seem to be getting along with the ladies nicely.

Kurogane, the silent, the strong, had got his first taste of Mountain Dew, and caffeine for that matter, and had a 2-liter. Within a few minutes the usually solemn guy was dancing around with a big smile on his face.

"Kurogane-san, you seem quite happy," Tomoyo said while walking over to him.

Kurogane's eyes widened. His princess was found! "Tomoyo-hime!" he shouted. "Damn you!"

Tomoyo looked offended and hurt. Why was this man she just met calling her a princess and then swearing at her? The thing she found most confusing was the hug that he then gave her.

Then the door came down. A man, wearing black, ran in pointing a gun. He looked confused for a moment, as if wondering which one he should point the gun at. He looked around and grabbed Tomoyo. He pointed the gun at her head.

"Silence or I'll shoot her!" he threatened while walking across the room and sitting on the couch. "Now don't any of you fools dare move or she dies!"

Kurogane glared at the man and before he could even pull the trigger he had unsheathed his sword and had chopped off the end of the gun and pointed the sword at the guy's throat. "Now shut up and prepare to die."

"NO!" shouted Sakura. "Killing is wrong!" She quickly grabbed the first Sakura Card she could. "Switch Card!" she shouted, before taking the time to think of the card's usual affect.

"Oh no, Kami-sama save me!" said the terror stricken Tomoyo while grabbing a mini golden Budda statue and rubbing it's head.

Xiao Lang grabbed a Chinese luck charm and quickly attempted to cast a barrier to stop the upcoming effect.

Everything went black.

A/N: I, the great Nanie, say I did pretty good for it now being a quarter till two in the morning. And hey, while you're here and reading why don't you check out some of my other fics...

Anyway thanks for reading. I'm trying to make it humorous but it's a bit of a new area for me... Anyway the next chapter will be good, here's the preview:

Xiao Lang: The hell has happened to me! Oh Kami no!

Sakura: Opps, it's not really my fault that I messed up with the switch card, but the good news is that we get to meet two really great celebs!

Ruby/Nakuru: Eriol you scream like a girl.

Eriol: I do not scream like a girl and AAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE! No! This is a nightmare, I'm dreaming! NOOOOOO!