Nanie: And now I'm back with chapter 3! Yay for me! (Boo for me since I'm working on my other fiction at the moment...) But anyways my caffination intoxication is now complete so I can write!

Disclaimer: I, in no way, own Card Captor Sakura, James Bond, any James Bond theme music, Xeina, Tom Felton/ Draco Malfoy, or anyone else...

A/N: Oh, Christmas' name got changed to Xeina. That's because Xeina fit the part better. And Ruby/Nakuru often switches between the two... why, I don't know, she's cool like that I guess.

Chapter 3: Pandora's Box Opened

Xiao Lang's head throbbed. He sat up and ran his hand through his long hair. Wait, long hair? Since when has he had long hair. He opened his eyes, and screamed.

He looked around him, noticed the others lying on the floor and the intruder on the couch. He transformed his pendant into his usual sword and slowly walked over to the man, who just then yawned and muttered "hoe".

"S-Sakura," Xiao Lang stuttered, he was surprised by his very feminine sounding voice.

"Mmm... what is it..." the girl muttered sleepily. She then

opened her eyes. "Hoe!" she exclaimed. "Xiao Lang, you look like a girl! And, oh my! I sound like a man! Oh Kami, I am a man! Hhoooeeeee!"

The girl now boy's high pitched, falsetto voice managed to wake up everybody else.

"Oh no! Why's my hair short and why am I a man!"

"Oh sweet! Cheek me out now, truly I'm the image of sexy!"

"Pudding! What the heck, I've got a body!"

"He he, time to make my getaway as the hot chick, he he he."

"No, this is not happening, why am I a guy now!"

"Well at least you've got your own body!"

"Shut up!"

"My voice sounds horrible now!"

"Let's try to be calm and sort this all out..."

"The hell happened to me?"

"Aaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

The many shouts, screams and complaints of the group momentarily ceased as a Russian army tank came crashing through the wall, driven by a man with dark hair.

"Who are you?" demanded the now distinctly feminine voice of Eriol turned girl.

"I'm British Secret Service Agent 007. Bond, James Bond," the man replied in a business like tone. "Now then I'll be off with this criminal." He pulled out his gun and whacked the man (turned Sakura) over the head. He then dragged the man out of the room before the others could protest, or even comment, on the man actually being innocent li'l Sakura.

Eriol, then being the smart woman that he was, pulled out a dry erase board. "Everyone," she/he began, "please write down your name and then if you're now the opposite gender of whose body you're now in. He filled in Sakura's for her.

In the end the list looked like this:

Sakura : Intruder

Eriol : Girl

Xiao Lang : Girl

Tomoyo : Kero

Meilin : Boy

Yue : Hot Girl

Kero : Tomoyo

Nakuru : Boy

Suppie : Fai

Fai : Suppi

Kurogane : Girl

"Umm, Eriol-chan, someone's missing on you list," Xiao began while looking around, "that'd be the intruder and whoever's body he has."

Eriol quickly scanned the list. "He's in Sakura-chan's body," he said and then scanned the room, or what was left of it, quickly. "And heshe's gone."

"Umm, before we do anything else, can we get changed into more fitting clothes?" asked Nakuru, who was currently wearing a girl's school uniform.

Shortly afterward the group gather again, now all in clothes mostly appropriate to their genders.

"So do we go after that MI6 guy or after the intruder that's running around in Sakura's body?" Tomoyo hesitantly asked.

The group split up, Yue, Kero, Suppie, Fai, and Kurogane went out to search the town for Sakura's body. Eriol, Xiao Lang, Tomoyo, Meilin, and Nakuru stayed at the mansion devising a plan for finding Bond.

"It's a pity that we can't just look in a one of our old Bio books and find him," pouted Tomoyo.

"Nonsense," said Eriol happily, "he practically gave away his location in telling us where he worked for, British Secret Service, does the first word of that ring a bell? Theword British, for example."

"Great, I just got off the phone and booked us a first class flight that's leaving in about twenty minutes, so if you wouldn't mind hurrying up," said Nakuru, who was currently skipping around the room in a most un-boyish manner.

The group rushed out of the room and proceeded to run towards the airport.

"TAXI! TAXI!" shouted Meilin while running alongside a bright pink taxi with pictures of Hello Kitty over it and sticking her thumb up in the air.

"Sorry, we don't accept hitchhikers, sir," said the driver.

Xiao managed to catch up with Meilin and in an instant punched his fist through the back of the taxi.

She/he glared a death glare at the driver. "Pull over and let us in now or that'll be your head." One minute later the group was crammed inside the back seat of the taxi. They made it to the airport with no further problems.

"Crazy chick!" exclaimed the driver as the group ran off into the airport.

Xiao smiled as she walked onto the plane and sat down. She had just closed her eyes when someone tapped on his shoulder.

"Yes, what is it?" she asked without opening her eyes.

"My name's Tom Felton. Would you like to go out with me?"

Xiao opened her eyes immediately and blushed.

Meilin boarded the plane and immediately ran over. "Draco Malfoy!" she/he delightedly exclaimed. "Or, Tom Felton, I should say. You're so hot, hot, hot! Will you go out with me? Can I have your autograph?" Meilin then realized that she, now he, sounded very gay. She/he blushed.

Tom Felton collected himself quickly and signed a copy of a poster of himself and handed it to the boy.

"Forgive my friend here, sh-, I mean, he's a little bit weird," interrupted Eriol quickly. Eriol pulled her mini skirt down a slight bit, she/he still wasn't used to so much of his/her legs being shown...

A/N: Te he! Review now! Did you like it? Well I hope you did. More coming shortly! (I haven't done so good updating in a while, I may try to update my other stories while this streak is lasting!)