Nanie: So we went on this field trip for art today, we stopped at this central area and everybody went their separate ways to go find a place to eat (the area was full of numerous cafés and pizza places.) Anyway at the pizza place that two friends and I went to I purchased a 2-liter bottle of Mountain Dew (right before we left) and stuffed it in the pouch thingy on the front of my hoodie. My art teacher didn't find out, though about every student on the trip knew by the time we were back at school...)

What was the point of typing all that? I don't know... It doesn't really have to have a point.

Disclaimer: CCS, I was sure that it belonged to someone... lemme think who... Oh! I've got it! Clamp, it belongs to Clamp! (And Santa Clause and his reign deer don't belong to me also, go figure...)

Chapter 4: Kimono, Santa, What More Do You Need?

Yue smiled as she modeled in front of the store's glass window. Looking at herself in the mini skirt made her happy. She, unlike the others, was still on a major caffeine high. She walked into the store and returned, many thousand dollars later, bearing nine boxes and three bags. Smiling she returned to the teahouse that the others were currently at.

Kurogane scowled as the girl returned. Smiling the girl handed him three boxes and a bag. Scowling even more he went a room in the teahouse. Emerging a half hour later he was wearing all the clothes and make-up of a geisha except the obi, which Fai got tied (though don't ask how, if I were a little flying stuffed animal I know that I wouldn't be able to tie one...)

Kero too, in Tomoyo's body, came out dressed as a geisha, as did Yue. Suppie, in Fai's body, laughed as he watched the three fumbling with their kimono and such. Kurogane seemed to be somewhat used to the feel of the kimono in genera, but not the makeup and underlayers. Yue, on the other hand, though not used to it, was quite content now that she looked quite beautiful.

"Remind me why we're doing this again!" spat an overly ticked off Kurogane.

"Easy! Men notice women. So you women go to the teahouse, act like proper geisha and then ask the men there if they've seen a cute, young, naive girl with honey auburn colored hair running around lately. And that's how we'll find the culprit!" explained Fai happily.

"Right..." muttered Kurogane sarcastically.

"And while you're doing that I'll be flying and Suppie'll be walking around town seeing if we can find the heshe. I'll meet you back here in about an hour, and then we'll share results."

Fai and Suppie walked out of the teahouse. Kurogane, Yue and Kero headed down to the "party" room, as Kero so called it. None of them being real geisha, or even remotely trained in the art, and none of them having ever been entertained by geisha, none of them had a clue as to what they were to do. Not that it mattered all that much...

Kero walked into the room first, he/she tried to act graceful. He/she was envisioning the way Tomoyo had once walked while modeling a kimono, being in Tomoyo's body really helped his/her imagination quite a bit... His/her attempted imitation of Tomoyo's walk made him/her look quite unstable. The unfamiliarity of the geta as shoes was also a problem.

Kurogane had no trouble walking, though she didn't look as graceful as geisha. Actually she looked quite ungraceful.

Yue, on the other hand, still high off of caffeine, was doing the perfect geisha walk and could have fooled one who never studied geisha arts.

Kurogane nearly screamed as she entered the room. Yue did scream. And no, it wasn't from them all needing to find feminine names right on the spot, it was from the girl sitting, serving tea, in full kimono in front of them. She turned her head towards them and a flash of panic crossed her face.

Kurogane, who doubted any news of the culprit Sakura was to be found at the teahouse, was quite shocked to see that culprit Sakura was standing right in front of him/her.

The culprit smiled. "So you've finally found me," she said while pouring the hot tea on the head of the man who heshe was serving. "Glad you could come and join in the fun."

The man screamed as his head was pummeled by roasting tea. The other men looked quite surprised. One of the drunken ones clapped at the "entertainment."

Yue, so surprised to find the heshe Sakra, grabbed a cup of warm sake. He drank it all in one gulp. He did the same with four more cups.

The Sakura wanna be smiled as she pulled a rectangular something out from her obi. "Switch card!" the heshe shouted. Suddenly it started snowing outside. It was now night instead of day and winter instead of summer.

"Curious things, these cards are," the Sakura wanna be said with a smirk, "especially this one."

Elsewhere Fai frowned as it darkened and started to snow. "Oh dear," he said, "it looks as if we're going to get cold. I don't suppose Eriol-san had warm clothes in your size."

"No, he didn't. I stayed indoors where it was heated," Suppie responded.

"There's gotta be some quicker way of travel," he said while sighing. Overhead Santa's sled flew by and landed on the roof of the store they were by. Smiling Fai grabbed Suppie and the two of them made it to the roof.

"Excuse me, Mr. Santie Clause, but would you mind giving us a ride around on your sleight?" Fai asked. Santa seemed surprised to see a talking "stuffed animal"...

After a few moments Santa Clause seemed to find his voice. "Well I guess so if it's important. But if not I've got presents to deliver and quickly too!"

Fai smiled. "It's quite urgent. If you wish to explain then I shall. Our story begins as thus: I was traveling many worlds to find the feather of memory of princess Sakura. Somehow Kurogane and I ended up together but we lost sight of Syaoran, Mokona, and Sakura after Mokona teleported us here. So we were looking for her, found herself on this world and went after her. She was at this big party thing where we all had the time of our lives until this bad guy came and threatened Tomoyo. Then Sakura used this thing called Switch and we all awoke in different bodies. Sakura was in the culprit's body and he was in hers. Then James Bond 007 came and he took away Sakura thinking she was the culprit and now we're trying to find Bond and the culprit. We were wondering if you'd take us over to the teahouse that we left Yue, Kero, and Kurogane at and then take us around to find the missing culprit."

Santa looked somewhat confused as he dumbly nodded and walked back over to his sleigh and took hold of the reigns.

Suppie, fancying himself the better driver, took hold of the reigns and shouted, "On wonderful Dasher, brave Dancer, beautiful Prancer, valiant Vixen..."

The reign deer took off, flying their best flight as of yet. They landed on the roof of the teahouse.

"Wait here for us please," Fai said while jumping off the roof.

"Good Dasher, good Dancer, good Prancer, good Vixen..." said Suppie until he'd gone through the whole list. He then jumped off the roof following Fai.

Santa, seeing this as his moment without the two took off flying through the night. But for some reason, the deer seemed to like Suppies' driving better, the gave Santa quite the bumpy ride.

A/N: No where near as funny as the previous three chapters, I plan to make chapter 5 as funny as them so... It's weird writing pure humor... especially while trying to keep up a bit of a plot now... Well Review please! (And mayhap read on of my other fictions...)