Road Trip, Eh?
Co-written by Annoying Talking Animal

AN: Finally, a new fic! This chapter is written by me, Randomness Rox, and ATA will be editing and adding in her two-cents worth.

Summary: Rooooooaaaad triiiiiiiipp! The Bladebreakers have spontaneously decided to go on a road trip all the way across Canada…yup, all 13 provinces. 6 teenagers. 1 Honda SUV. 1 'WOW, Canada!' book. Add in a few idiots, and you have hell on earth.

Warning: Slight RayKai and TyHil hints.

Chapter One: Dictionaries, Whale-Watching and Miracles

"Pogo…that reminds me of jumping." Tyson stated as he was flipping through the pages of, "WOW, Canada!" He was reading about the famous Ogopogo Monster.

"That's GREAT, Tyson, but we don't need to hear about it," sighed Kenny wearily.

I don't blame him. It can't be easy sitting in an SUV for 4 hours after already being on a plane for 20 with people more idiotic that you.

Kai was sitting in the driver's seat, deep in thought. This was precisely why they were still in the car and not at their hotel. Kai was deep in thought, meaning he was not driving. And when Kai gets deep in thought, there's just no budging him.

"He's like a rock," Hilary pointed out.

"Are you saying you…fancy…him?" Tyson countered, looking up the word 'like' in his British-Japanese dictionary. Unfortunately, he was in Canada. People don't usually say 'fancy.' They just say 'like.'

"Of course not! I said he was a rock. He's solid and un-moveable. That doesn't mean I 'fancy' him." Hilary rolled her eyes.

"Does too, according to this here, a person can say someone is a rock, meaning they're 'sturdy' and 'supportive.' Girls like sturdy guys."

"How would you know, Tyson? You don't know anything."

"Do too!"

"Do not!"

"Do too!"

"Do not!"

So that went on for a while. In the end, Tyson went to sulk in a corner (he's good at that) and Hilary went to move her un-moveable Kai so they could get moving. 1 hour later they arrived at their hotel.

This was when they realized Hilary was the only girl.

"We only booked 2 rooms! There's noWAY us 5 can cram into one!" Tyson boasted. Boasted? Where did that come from?

…

"We only booked 2 rooms! There's no WAY us 5 can cram into one!" Tyson whined.

"Yeah!" Max supported.

"YEAH!" Kai agreed, very un-Kai like.

"INDEED!" Kenny cried as his laptop successfully shut down.

"Ohhhhh yeeah…" Ray said as Kai massaged him.

"Uhmm…right. Ray, get a masseuse and stop being gay, please?" Max asked as politely as he could.

"Max, homosexual would be the correct term," Kenny intervened timidly.

"Oh, whatever, Chief," Tyson…ignored.

"Well, back to the issue at hand, guys! I think that Ray and I should go with Hilary, because Ray is gay and normally I'd say Kai, but Ray appears to have a thing for him, so I'll go." Max suggested bravely.

"Hnm." Kai replied.

"In Kai language, that means, 'Aw, couldn't I have gone?'" Tyson said.

"And how exactly do you know this…?" Hilary questioned.

"I bought a Kai-British dictionary! So that after I learned British, I could learn Kai, too!"

Everyone sweatdropped and fell on their faces, leaving Tyson to be all, "What?" and Kai to be all, "(smirk)"

The next day…

Max woke up well rested and very comfortable. At first he didn't know why. Hadn't he fallen asleep on the floor in fear of being raped by Ray?

But now when he looked around, he was in a bed…next to Tyson. 'What the…wasn't Ray supposed to be sleeping here?' He walked over to the next bed, expecting to see Hilary, but he saw Kenny instead. 'I must be in the other room! But then, where's Kai? And why am I in here, anyway?'

He put on a fuzzy blue rope and tiptoed next door. "Hey, guys? Um does anyone know where Kai-oh. Hi Kai…and…Ray? Um okay…yeah well just wondering what your favourite colour is but that can wait okay bye!" Max ran out of the room and into his own. 'Maybe I'm the one who needs a Kai-British dictionary, not Tyson!'

Later that day…

"Oooh, Hil, can we go whale watching? Please? Ooh, and to the beach? Please?" Tyson whimpered to Hilary, the self-proclaimed Activities Director.

"Yes, that's not a bad idea. Sounds like fun. Let's do it. Anyone else have anything they'd like to accomplish?" Hilary barely gave them time to answer. "Good! Let's go, then! We can be at the dock by 3!"

When they got on the tour boat, Tyson was impatient, as always. "When are we gonna see some whales? I wanna see some whales!" Ray was pruning some bushes just because, Kai was standing because he's Kai, and Max was seeing how much fun it would be to push 'Flamingo' over.

Not much fun, actually. It resulted in extreme pain. This would have been one of those toy commercials that said, "Don't try this at home."

Meanwhile, up on deck, Tyson and Hilary were keeping a watchful eye out for whales. They were not having any luck. Until…

"A WHALE!" Tyson screeched as he saw a little thing bobbing in the water a little while away.

"Tyson, it's a leaf. A leaf!" Hilary contradicted.

"No, whale. You'll see it's a whale when it jumps up and squishes you," Tyson said with all the dignity of a 5-year-old. Hilary rolled her eyes at her friend's pathetic diss. Until…

"A WHALE! SEE, TOLD YOU IT WAS A—" Tyson was cut off as the massive orca whale breached (breached, not jumped) high in the air and landed on the ship.

It was a miracle. The 10-ton animal that must have been 5 km away still (after all, it's dorsal fin was the size of a leaf) traveled all the way from there to the boat, landed on the boat, and squished only Hilary, leaving the rest of the boat and crew unscathed.

"Wow…" Tyson said stupidly as he stared at the Hilary-pancake. "LET'S TAKE PICTURES!" He got out his camera and snapped up all the pictures he got take of Hilary's dead corpse.

Just then, silent Kai walked by. Normally silent, I should say. "OH MY LORD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!" He shrieked. "YOU USED UP ALL THE FILM! That was all I had…" Kai sobbed. "ALL GONE! ALL WASTED ON A STUPID LITTLE GIRL!"

Kai's sobs weren't the somewhat half-dignified sobs mature people sob. They were the half crying-half screaming sobs a small child makes. All that coming from a very tall, very muscley, masculine body. It was weird.

Suddenly, the pair heard a bright, chirpy voice behind them.

"So, shall we go? We still have 3 more hours of daylight!"

"Hilary!" Tyson cried. "You came back!" He ran towards her like someone from a slow-motion clip. When he finally reached her, he tried to hug her.

"Ew, get off me! Tyson, what's wrong with you! And why were you taking pictures of that little girl? And why is Kai…crying?" Hilary wondered.

Kenny ran onto the deck. "Tyson, there you are! You need to eat something; you've been out here for hours! Hurry, before you go insane and do something stu-oh. I see you've already succeeded in doing that." Kenny said, survailing the scene of Kai crying quietly in a corner clutching a roll of film, a little girl no older than 3 hiding timidly behind him, and Tyson hugging Hilary.

I don't even want to know…

AN: WOW, that was 1 285 words! That's long (for me, anyway).Well, there you have it. Chapter one of RT. I hope you all liked it and continue reading! The next chapter will be written by ATA, so it will be different. Keep reading!

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