Declaimer: The only things that are mine are all the new shit except for the people that belong to The Ronin. Everything else belongs to the owners of Outlaw Star. Hello again, with the Xbox ninjas defeated, I can now try to make a longer chapter. Holy crap was my first one short! Oh well, have fun with my nonsense.

Chapter 2: The Elementals

Location: Pirate Flagship, The Star of Cthulhu

60,000 light years from Heifong

"So, Starwind is still alive. I've been out of the loop for a while. So, my Elementals, inform me as to what he was doing while I was…away."

The source of the voice was a looming figure sitting in a throne bathed in shadows. The voice that emerged from the shadows was a low rumbling growl, similar to the Djin character from the first two Wishmaster movies.

Five shadows stepped into view. One of the shadows spoke up, the voice was hushed, like the whisper a of the fall wind. "Starwind has been roaming the galaxy without a purpose. Finding various ways to make a living and has been in and out of debt to Fred Lou several times since the last incident with a major pirate leader six years ago."

The voice continued. "He has also worked for the space forces as well as the private security forces three times in the past. Currently he is unemployed." "Hmmmm" was the rumbling reply.

"In his personal life, he has married the android girl Melfina. As for his companions, Mazren The Wolf, who is now married to Twilight Suzuka, is now a regular member of the crew."

"The couple have made quite a name for themselves. Suzuka has been moved up to an Ultra-Class S and Mazren's, along with his partner Slag, list of bounties is quite impressive."

"The boy, Jim Hawking has become an even more skilled hacker. He is suspected to be the one who hacked the Ban Pirates mainframe and transferred several thousand wong to his personal accounts. But they can't prove that it was him."

"As for the ship itself, the engine was replaced six years ago with the engines of the Warshark, along with some unknown weapons and targeting modifications."

"I see." The dark voice responded. "It will be interesting to see Starwind again. Set a course for Heifong. Use the Either2 drive. Now leave me."

The shadows complied.

As the shadows emerged from their master's chamber, they made the form of a human two Catrl-Catrls and two Saurians.

Nerull, the human, expressed his opinion to the other Elementals. "Holy shit, I hate talking to him, he reeks of darkness."

Frigga ,the Catrl Air Elemental, looked at him in distain and responded "You only don't like him because your element is Light." Nerull just flicked her off.

"By the way, how does an Elemental of Light end up fighting for the bad guys? Isn't light supposed to fight for the good guys?" Surtur, the Saurian Elemental of Fire, asked. He had always wondered about that.

Nerull sighed "It's a long story, and I have no desire to share it with you fools." He started to leave when Skadi spoke up.

"Awwww, Please? I'll take your virginity if you tell us." Skadi was being a tease like she always was, But Nerull was suddenly at her throat with his chain-scythe.

Skadi just blinked, and all the other Elementals were stone still. The tension was so thick that Nerull could cut it, if his weapon wasn't already going to cut Skadi's throat.

"Look Skadi, first thing is that not all people of light are pure, second I wouldn't sleep with the weakness of an Earth Elemental if you begged me to. Especially a Saurian Earth Elemental, because I don't sleep with gene-spliced lizards. I'm not into bestiality if you ever need to know in the future."

Nerull's harsh reply shocked everyone. The first to recover was Aegir, the Catrl Elemental of Water. "Hey, back off the lady, would ya?" He entered the conversation.

"You know, dead people don't count. And neither do man-whores even before you killed them. And little boys are out of the question. They have to be willing little faggots."

If Nerull was going to use the "Yuck Factor", Aegir was going to do his best to use that to his advantage. However Nerull didn't care. He let up with the scythe and began to leave.

As he walked away, he called back "Weaklings opinions don't matter. And that applies to everyone in this damn guild, including you assholes." He left it at that and walked to his quarters.

The four remaining elementals just stared until a voice was heard. "God I disgust him, he is such an asshole."

The voice belonged to Aegir, who had a talent for stating the obvious. Frigga, just replied with a calm and impersonal tone.

"While I don't like him either, he is the strongest of us and deserves respect." Frigga was always like this when it came to Nerull. She just didn't seem to get offended easily.

Surtur, however, was as passionate as his element about his hatred of Nerull. "While he may be the most powerful of us, Nerull also happens to be the least favorite of the boss, ya know?"

The three all agreed on that statement, their master hated three things; light, insubordination, and the Dutch. Nobody understood that last one, but it wasn't the best idea to question things.

While all this agreeing was going on, Skadi was wondering "Who was it?" There was a long silence, then the others turned to her and in unison asked "What the hell are you talking about? Who was what?"

Skadi realized that she had accidentally said her question aloud. "Uhh, the person who Nerull list his virginity to. I'm curious." She explained as she blushed.

Skadi decide to answer honestly to avoid complicating things. However she failed miserably and by being honest, she made things worse.

Aegir scoffed. "Well unless you intend to exact revenge on him for rape I don't think we should really care." Aegir, being as blunt as usual, didn't notice the tone in her voice.

Frigga had noticed Skadi's tone and said "I'll talk to latter guys, why don't you try to dig up info about what Starwind is up to now." Her tone was basically a Emperor Palpatine style "Leave Us".

Surtur got the message. "A'ight, common Aegir!" and he hauled Aegir off by his arm in the direction that would lead them farthest away from that part of the ship.

As the men departed, Frigga turned to Skadi and asked in a almost motherly asking why tone "You meant the offer to sleep with Nerull, didn't you?"

"How cold you tell?" Skadi was genuinely surprised. She had thought she had hid her intentions quite well.

Frigga shook her head "It's your voice that gives you away, you use it to express yourself too much. It's one of the reasons that I would be willing to give you a night that would make you forget all about that mean old Nerull."

As she said this, she slipped behind Skadi and hugged her around the waist, and the let her hands travel up to Skadi's breasts.

Skadi moan slightly, suddenly wishing that her Leena Inverse chest was a little more expansive. But as Frigga stated to squeeze, she just wished that her plant-weave, skin-tight top had vanished.

"As long as you know you're just temporary, you can do anything you want to me." Skadi said with another moan.

Frigga stopped to whisper "I know I'm second in line, but I may convince you otherwise eventually." As she said this, one of her hands started to wander down.

Once the hand reached it's destination, Skadi let out another moan, and was reminded of how good her plant-weave skirt felt against her skin.

Frigga slid around to the front and gave Skadi a kiss. Their tongues played a little game of follow the leader. As Frigga broke the kiss, she saw that the kiss had made Skadi into a doll of pure bliss. They ducked into a room and continued their line of "discussion" there.

By this time Nerull had just reached his room. As he entered, he pricked his ears to hear a moan lilting on the air and deduced what was going on.

He shook his head an thought "Desire…" Nerull hated emotions. They were just a hindrance.

In fact, Nerull hated almost everything. The guild, emotions, life, and himself. He hated it all almost as much as he hated that Shadow Elemental.

"God, the very thought of him almost sends me into a killing rage." He fumed to himself.

With this thought, he sat down to meditate but was interrupted by another moan, so loud that the whole ship probably heard it.

Nerull sighed and thought "Desire…" Tuned on some music and went to sleep, Hoping not to be woken up by the shit the girls were pulling.

Xbox Ninja:munch munch Looks good

Jex: Thanks, I appreciate the thought…wait, didn't I defeat you guys?

Xbox Ninja: Yeah, but you didn't kill us, munch munch Duh!

Jex: I see, now answer one more thing…

Xbox Ninja: What?

Jex: Who said that you could eat my crackers and my Artichoke and Jalapeño Dip?

Xbox Ninja: Oh shit!

Fierce battle sounds

Jex: NOBODY touches my Artichoke and Jalapeño Dip!

more battle sounds

Jex: That's right, get out! I fucking hate Xbox Ninjas. Oh well.

Please review. And if you hated my the excrement that spewed from imagination and now hate me by association, there's nothing I can do about that. If you liked it let me know. I also want to apologize for the use of a certain word. It's a word I fucking HATE but it fit the character. The word is Faggots. I Disgust derogatory slang towards gays, and I am sorry if you were offended. If you think I'm stupid because I care, well I suppose it can't be helped dear. (Puni Puni Poemy reference) Anyways, See ya!

"Wait a minute! What was Professor Utonium doing making little girls in the first place?"

-Seppel