Title: Our Little Problem
Summery: what if Ranma and Ryoga got so drunk that they when they woke up the next morning Ranma couldn't change back into a guy.
*-* this is the Disclaimer that's right the disclaimer. (Sorry been listening to the Offspring to much { ah I love' em} ) N one of the Ranma ½ Characters belong to me they belong to Rumiko Takahashi who also did Inu Yasha (that's for you Y and Cynthia I know how much you love that manga) and Beautiful Dreamer, nor have I any right to write this but I couldn't help it so please don't sue 'cause all you'll get out I me is one lousy dime and even then you'll have to strip search me and tear up my floor boards.
This is my first fanfic that I've started and not deleted a day later. (I've done that about 10 times) Hopefully I'll keep this one going 'cause I really hate it when authors stop writing ff just when it gets to the good parts, that is of course unless I get lots of hate mail threatening to have me chopped into lots of little pieces and stuffed in my walls if I keep writing but I hope that won't happen. Sorry about my spelling and m English is my first language. (I have been asked what my fIrst language is before so don't even think about asking me why that's there) I'm just a really bad speller that should be sent back to the basics. It is a dog. It is a cat.
Did I also mention that their will be major OOC's and Yoai (well not so major in this bit)? Well if I didn't before I just did then so. ..ha. You have been warned so don't go ripping your hair out cause of it. There's only going to be kissing but no description of any and if any bed scenes cause it would warp my small animal like brain to write it. And if I use a word that you don't understand that will be because I'm from Good 01 Aussie Down Under (if you E-Mail me I'll tell you what the words mean that you don't understand). And I don't have a pet Kangaroo but I have 4 hamsters is that good enough for you. They are kind of like kangaroos well babies anyway. I think. Well I've prattled on enough so let's get on with the story. Oh yeah PLEASE READ THE DISCLAMIER. OR I'LL HUNT TO DOWN AND KILL YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. (Ha I'm turning into Neko-Chan). *-*
, , = Speaking
= thoughts
~ = flashbacks (they'll come in later) 'Hey Ryoga, do wanna do something fun?' Ranma broke the long silence that had lasted for 15 minutes on the Tendo dojo.
'Sure like what?' Ryoga replied not even listening. He was still off in his own little Ryoga-vision. (Just so you know that's when his thinking about Akane.) , I don't know maybe we could go to a bar or something. ' Ranma said getting exciting about a new idea that had just popped into his head.
'Ranma I don't like drinking and ether do you. If Akane. ..,
'Oh Akane will never catch us and how do you know that you don't like drinking you've never even tried it.' Ranma said and after a few well placed words concerning a little pet pig and a big secret Ranma and Ryoga were of to the local bar to have some fun.
Once they got there they walked into a bar it became silent. You would be able to hear a pin drop.
'Well this sure was a good idea Ranma. I'm really having fun.' Ryoga mumbled
'Care to say that again pig boy. Just wait till the fun begins then you'll be sorry you ever doubted me' Ranma replied hotly. This was not what he was
expecting. Soon after they walked in and had a seat everyone started chatting again for playing pool.
'What'll be boys? How about a coke?' the bartender called Joe who was very good looking and young,(that's for you Stephanie) said. Thinking they would get the drift and leave.
'N o I'll have a Bricardi Breeza and my friend will have a 1 Soh of Sake. ' Ranma said knowing what Joe had just implied. It had taken him a long time to coax Ryoga to have some fun and it wasn't about to be spoiled by some bartender.
'Sorry kid I don't sell those drinks to minors.' Joe was getting really angry at this kid. He just waltzed in here expecting to be served alcohol; well he had another thing coming. Just then he heard a chair scrape across the floor and the next thing he knew was he was being dragged along the bar table to about 5 cm away from cold angry brown eyes.
'Listen here you. I'm not in the mood to fight with anyone ok? So just get the drinks or I'll be forced to do something I might regret later' Ryoga then proceeded to demonstrate his Bakusai Tenketsu technique on the nearest table. 'Next time that won't be a table. Understand? Now go.' Ryoga released Joe and sat back down on his seat. 'Wow Ryoga I never knew you could be so aggressive to someone like that, besides to me.' Ranma was in shock. A little while later Joe came back with
their orders and then went to serve two more other people that had just walked in although he kept turning behind him just in case Ryoga did feel like fighting that night. After about 4 hours of drinking both Ranma and Ryoga were drunk as a skunk and almost ready to pass out. They then paid their bills and went back to the dojo. As they were walking it started to rain and they both became soaking in a matter of minutes. As Ranma-Chan stumbled down the street with a sopping wet black pig in her hands she started to wonder how big her hangover would be tomorrow.
Once they got to the dojo Ranma-Chan snuck into the house and got a kettle from the kitchen and boiled some water. He knew he couldn't go up stairs smelling of alcohol and Akane would not like her little pet pig to smell like sake. Once the water had boiled he took it off the stove and went back outside to the dojo where he had put Ryoga before heading inside to get the hot water. Once he got there he saw a little black pig launch itself at the kettle. It was knocked down from Ranma-Chan hands and onto the little pig and the floor. The next few hours were a blur as Ranma-Chan tried to get to sleep. It was about 5 and before she family managed to fall asleep.
Ranma and Ryoga woke to the sounds of wailing and carryings on from the house. Amidst the yelling could be herd the words that sounded something like 'Nihao', 'that hussy', 'where is he', 'oh Shampoo' and many, many more. But of above all they could hear Akane 'where is that baka just wait til I get my hands on him. What did he do with P-Chan. ,
At that last comment Ryoga woke up fully and noticed that he had no clothes on, looking around he didn't even know how he got here.
'Where am I now?' were the first words to come out of his mouth before he was whacked on the head by Ranma as she bolted out the door to find the bathroom. Ryoga then very slowly pulled some of his clothes out of hammer space and got dressed very slowly because he was becoming aware that he had a massive headache. What happened next felt like it could have killed him. It had come from the bathroom where Ranma-Chan had just ran to. A high girly pitched scream emitted out of the house and filled the streets so no ones eyes were safe from this horrible sound.
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'
TBC Soh 1 = It is what they measure sake in I think, it would be about one litre (I think that's how you spell it.) *-* Don't ya just hate it when people do that? Stop it at a good part (well I think it is) and make it rally short. That would be' cause my small animal brain it getting tired. The chapters will get longer. (1 think) even if it' s only a page longer. Well what do you think eh? Good, bad, don't know what the hell came over me? Just tell me and I will stop this story at anytime it's up to the readers. Please read and review I know I do so you should too. I don't mind getting flamed. It's good for my health but praise and good comments always help to so don't think I need any special treatment in the flames area. E-Mail what you think at: kute_kitty_kat2000@hotmail.com *-*
Summery: what if Ranma and Ryoga got so drunk that they when they woke up the next morning Ranma couldn't change back into a guy.
*-* this is the Disclaimer that's right the disclaimer. (Sorry been listening to the Offspring to much { ah I love' em} ) N one of the Ranma ½ Characters belong to me they belong to Rumiko Takahashi who also did Inu Yasha (that's for you Y and Cynthia I know how much you love that manga) and Beautiful Dreamer, nor have I any right to write this but I couldn't help it so please don't sue 'cause all you'll get out I me is one lousy dime and even then you'll have to strip search me and tear up my floor boards.
This is my first fanfic that I've started and not deleted a day later. (I've done that about 10 times) Hopefully I'll keep this one going 'cause I really hate it when authors stop writing ff just when it gets to the good parts, that is of course unless I get lots of hate mail threatening to have me chopped into lots of little pieces and stuffed in my walls if I keep writing but I hope that won't happen. Sorry about my spelling and m English is my first language. (I have been asked what my fIrst language is before so don't even think about asking me why that's there) I'm just a really bad speller that should be sent back to the basics. It is a dog. It is a cat.
Did I also mention that their will be major OOC's and Yoai (well not so major in this bit)? Well if I didn't before I just did then so. ..ha. You have been warned so don't go ripping your hair out cause of it. There's only going to be kissing but no description of any and if any bed scenes cause it would warp my small animal like brain to write it. And if I use a word that you don't understand that will be because I'm from Good 01 Aussie Down Under (if you E-Mail me I'll tell you what the words mean that you don't understand). And I don't have a pet Kangaroo but I have 4 hamsters is that good enough for you. They are kind of like kangaroos well babies anyway. I think. Well I've prattled on enough so let's get on with the story. Oh yeah PLEASE READ THE DISCLAMIER. OR I'LL HUNT TO DOWN AND KILL YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. (Ha I'm turning into Neko-Chan). *-*
, , = Speaking
= thoughts
~ = flashbacks (they'll come in later) 'Hey Ryoga, do wanna do something fun?' Ranma broke the long silence that had lasted for 15 minutes on the Tendo dojo.
'Sure like what?' Ryoga replied not even listening. He was still off in his own little Ryoga-vision. (Just so you know that's when his thinking about Akane.) , I don't know maybe we could go to a bar or something. ' Ranma said getting exciting about a new idea that had just popped into his head.
'Ranma I don't like drinking and ether do you. If Akane. ..,
'Oh Akane will never catch us and how do you know that you don't like drinking you've never even tried it.' Ranma said and after a few well placed words concerning a little pet pig and a big secret Ranma and Ryoga were of to the local bar to have some fun.
Once they got there they walked into a bar it became silent. You would be able to hear a pin drop.
'Well this sure was a good idea Ranma. I'm really having fun.' Ryoga mumbled
'Care to say that again pig boy. Just wait till the fun begins then you'll be sorry you ever doubted me' Ranma replied hotly. This was not what he was
expecting. Soon after they walked in and had a seat everyone started chatting again for playing pool.
'What'll be boys? How about a coke?' the bartender called Joe who was very good looking and young,(that's for you Stephanie) said. Thinking they would get the drift and leave.
'N o I'll have a Bricardi Breeza and my friend will have a 1 Soh of Sake. ' Ranma said knowing what Joe had just implied. It had taken him a long time to coax Ryoga to have some fun and it wasn't about to be spoiled by some bartender.
'Sorry kid I don't sell those drinks to minors.' Joe was getting really angry at this kid. He just waltzed in here expecting to be served alcohol; well he had another thing coming. Just then he heard a chair scrape across the floor and the next thing he knew was he was being dragged along the bar table to about 5 cm away from cold angry brown eyes.
'Listen here you. I'm not in the mood to fight with anyone ok? So just get the drinks or I'll be forced to do something I might regret later' Ryoga then proceeded to demonstrate his Bakusai Tenketsu technique on the nearest table. 'Next time that won't be a table. Understand? Now go.' Ryoga released Joe and sat back down on his seat. 'Wow Ryoga I never knew you could be so aggressive to someone like that, besides to me.' Ranma was in shock. A little while later Joe came back with
their orders and then went to serve two more other people that had just walked in although he kept turning behind him just in case Ryoga did feel like fighting that night. After about 4 hours of drinking both Ranma and Ryoga were drunk as a skunk and almost ready to pass out. They then paid their bills and went back to the dojo. As they were walking it started to rain and they both became soaking in a matter of minutes. As Ranma-Chan stumbled down the street with a sopping wet black pig in her hands she started to wonder how big her hangover would be tomorrow.
Once they got to the dojo Ranma-Chan snuck into the house and got a kettle from the kitchen and boiled some water. He knew he couldn't go up stairs smelling of alcohol and Akane would not like her little pet pig to smell like sake. Once the water had boiled he took it off the stove and went back outside to the dojo where he had put Ryoga before heading inside to get the hot water. Once he got there he saw a little black pig launch itself at the kettle. It was knocked down from Ranma-Chan hands and onto the little pig and the floor. The next few hours were a blur as Ranma-Chan tried to get to sleep. It was about 5 and before she family managed to fall asleep.
Ranma and Ryoga woke to the sounds of wailing and carryings on from the house. Amidst the yelling could be herd the words that sounded something like 'Nihao', 'that hussy', 'where is he', 'oh Shampoo' and many, many more. But of above all they could hear Akane 'where is that baka just wait til I get my hands on him. What did he do with P-Chan. ,
At that last comment Ryoga woke up fully and noticed that he had no clothes on, looking around he didn't even know how he got here.
'Where am I now?' were the first words to come out of his mouth before he was whacked on the head by Ranma as she bolted out the door to find the bathroom. Ryoga then very slowly pulled some of his clothes out of hammer space and got dressed very slowly because he was becoming aware that he had a massive headache. What happened next felt like it could have killed him. It had come from the bathroom where Ranma-Chan had just ran to. A high girly pitched scream emitted out of the house and filled the streets so no ones eyes were safe from this horrible sound.
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'
TBC Soh 1 = It is what they measure sake in I think, it would be about one litre (I think that's how you spell it.) *-* Don't ya just hate it when people do that? Stop it at a good part (well I think it is) and make it rally short. That would be' cause my small animal brain it getting tired. The chapters will get longer. (1 think) even if it' s only a page longer. Well what do you think eh? Good, bad, don't know what the hell came over me? Just tell me and I will stop this story at anytime it's up to the readers. Please read and review I know I do so you should too. I don't mind getting flamed. It's good for my health but praise and good comments always help to so don't think I need any special treatment in the flames area. E-Mail what you think at: kute_kitty_kat2000@hotmail.com *-*