When Mustang's subordinate, Major Sans Serif Font, reveals himself as a monster to save Hughes' life, Mustang is faced with what is in equal parts an opportunity and a risk - a chance to recruit the monsters before the rest of the military can. Luckily, he's good at that sort of thing, even with a few... complicating factors. (It always seemed to circle back to Ishval.)

Edward found a blue jacket.

A new state alchemist appears. And he's very, very... peculiar. Now that Roy is assigned this strange man, what hijinks will unfold? How many hotdogs can be stacked on the Colonel's head while he's asleep? ... And what is the man's true goal?

Brothers Alphonse and Edward Elric arrive at Mt. Ebott to investigate a series of disappearances there and fall into the hole. Will they make it out? Only fate (A.K.A me) will tell!

The small rounded face of a young child stares back at you, their face the picture of poker-face perfection. The words 'LOST CHILD' is printed above their image, along with a oddly vague description beneath the picture. It only really mentions the child's age and name. You can't help but think whoever made this flyer isn't searching too hard. ((Indefinite Hiatus))