Well guess what everyone? My story has been recontinued! Yay! There's probly no one that cares but I got so pissed off at Akito that I had to recontinue it. Well I decided that I would pick on Kyo in this chappie seince it's so fun to do. So here goes...

disclaimer: I do not own Furuba or any of the characters.

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"Well you see, I kinda got these powers that can make me bring back the dead and everyone has been killing Akito" Tohru said.

"Wow...So, uh... I guess it's my turn huh?" Haru replied.

"How the hell do you expect to kill him? You're not really going to eat him are you?" Kyo said.

"You'll see..."Haru said. And he started walking towords the door."Coming Tohru?"And Tohru followed him.

As they were leaving they heard Kyo yell, "So are you going to eat him!"

Going black Haru replied,"I SAID YOU'LL SEE GOD DAMMIT! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO DAMN NOSEY ANYWAY!"

"WELL JUST GO KICK HIS ASS IF YOUR GOING TO! OR ARE TO TOO SCARED!"Kyo yelles.

"THAT'S IT I WANT A DIVORCE!"Haru yelled.

"WHAT THE HELL WE'RE NOT EVEN MARRIED!"Kyo yelled back.

"I KNEW YUKI WOULD HAVE MADE A BETTER HUSBAND!"Haru yelled.

"Hey! Leave me out of your lover's spat!" Yuki then yelled.

"WE-ARE-NOT-LOVERS!" Kyo screamed at the top of his little kitty lungs.

"Kyo, don't you remember our halloween party?"Shigure asked.

"No."Kyo said.

"Exactly.." Shigur said.

Lookin down at his left hand and seeing a gold ring set with a diamond Kyo yelled, "AW HELL! HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN!"

"Well let's just say that wasn't punch that you were drinking.

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(In front of Akito's house)

"Ready Tohru?"Haru asked politly.( He changed back to white Haru on the way to Akito's)

"Sure!"Tohru replied.

"Alright, be right back..."Haru said and disappered for about ten minutes.

"Were'd you go?"Tohru asked.

"You'll see..."Haru said.

"Well you sure are saying that alot today aren't you." Tohru muttered under her breath.

"Huh?" Haru asked.

"Nothing!" Tohru said quickly.

"Oh, well let's get started then...AKITO!"

"What the hell do you want!" Akito yelled coming out of his house and into the yard.

"NOW MY BEEFY MINIONS! ATTACK!" Haru yelled and a herd of bulls came carging at Akito.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"Akito screamed as the bulls stabbed him with their horns. So then he died.

"Well, do yer magicks!"Haru said in a hill billy accent.

"Why are you talking like that?" Tohru asked.

"Uh...No reason!" Haru said.

"Ok..." Tohru said but preceded to healing Akito anyways. After he woke up she made up a story and they went home as usual.

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(Upon arriving back at Shigure's house.)

"Kyo, baby, I'm home!"Haru yelled from the door way.

"WHAT THE HELL I THOUGHT YOU WANTED A DIVORCE!" Kyo screamed back.

"Isn't he cute when he's angry?" Haru said to Tohru. "Of course I don't want a divorce hunny! I love you!"

"WHAT THE HELL! WHY IS ALL THIS WEIRD STUFF HAPPENING! FIRST TOHRU GETS POWERS AND NOW HARU'S IN LOVE WITH ME! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!" Kyo screamed hystericly.

"Aw, someone's PMSin'!" Haru said.

"Just wait until Kagura finds out." Shigure whispered to Tohru.

"UH! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! DAMN MY HUSBAND!" Kyo screamed.

"Husband?" a voice said from the doorway.

"KAGURA!" Kyo yelled.

"DAMN YOU TWO TIMING ME WITH A MAN!" Kagura screamed as she started to kick Kyo's ass.

"Uh-oh looks like Tohru's gonna have to bring Kyo back from the dead next."Shigure said.

Kagura stopped in mid-punch,"Back from the dead?"

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Now wasn't that fun?

"HELL NO THAT WASN'T FUN! YOU TRYIN TO MAKE ME GAY AND THEN KILL ME IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN!" Kyo screamed.

Well ya!

Any ways... I always wondered something though. If Haru goes black shouldn't he start acting all gansta and stuff. I dunno just an idea I had. Well don't forget to review. But nothing mean ok...AW HELL JUST FLAME ME! Til next time... Nekoluver out!