Flames of My Heart: Hi people! Its chapter three of Legally Pink and I couldn't be happier! Hope you guys enjoy this chapter, it's a little short, but I'm sure it'll do!

And here's the review reply to the anonymous reviewers:

Anon: Thanks for reviewing! Your review has been added to the poll. That's one more vote for Kakashi-sensei!

Sakura1025: Yes, I do admit to the fact that Kakashi is a pervert, but Legally Blonde is just a little bit perverted, you have to admit. Oh well it doesn't matter, since Sasuke is winning the poll anyway. And thanks for the compliments. Hope you like chapter three!

Lexy499: Yeah, I loved Legally Blonde. Anyway, thanks for voting. I'm still not sure about having Neji and Sasuke fight over Sakura, but one way or another; they probably will end up sparring, just because they hate each other. And actually, Kakashi isn't really that much older than Sakura, if you think about it. Yes, there's a 10 year age difference but my mom and dad have a 10 year age difference, so to me it's not really that hard to understand. Oh well, it doesn't matter, because it's all up to the poll!

Sorry about making Kiba so mean… he has to be mean. I mean I had to make it someone decent looking, so I picked Kiba, since he's not an extremely popular character. Anyway, he'll get his just desserts, don't you worry!

Ashley: Thanks for voting, and thanks for all the smiley faces! I feel loved! I put your vote on the poll, and I'm actually happy that Kakashi-sensei is catching up! Fwhee!

Arjuna: I really wish I could say it's that easy, but I started the poll, so I have to be fair and go by whatever the results are. I actually planned to make the guy Kakashi, but Sasuke's winning. Either way I have no problem about who wins since I love all three characters. Let's just pray more people vote for Kakashi-sensei!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Legally Blonde. I do own Yuri, Yoshimi, Inuzuka Akira, Haruno Yumi and Sakura's father. And, of course, most of the plot.

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Yuri grinned at Yoshimi as they watched Sakura flip through a magazine. Yoshimi was getting her hair done up in curls, since she had a hot date with her boyfriend, while Yuri was getting a French manicure and pedicure.

Sakura was sitting next to a middle-aged woman, idly flipping through the magazine. Every other page, she would blow some hair out of her face, and then continue to read articles that were mostly about sad break-ups.

Right now she was reading about a girl that got so nervous on a date that she peed herself. Sakura snorted, knowing perfectly well that that would never happen to her, but she none the less felt guilty.

She turned the page, and blew a strand of her hair out of her face. On the right-hand corner of the magazine, there was an article about Inuzuka Akira.

"Inuzuka Akira, third year at Suna Ninja Academy recently proposed to a first year Suna student, Hyuuga Hanabi. Wedding date is yet to be set," she read aloud.

'He married a ninja student… a ninja student… why?' Sakura thought curiously.

'Because, stupid,' Inner Sakura woke up from her two week slumber to have a nice 'chat' with her regular self. 'It would make his family look good… and you know the Inuzuka clan is all about looking good.'

"OH! MY! GOD!" Sakura suddenly shouted, causing the middle-aged woman next to her to peer over her shoulder and look at the article.

The woman looked up at Sakura and blinked. "What is it?" she asked, not seeing anything interesting in the magazine.

"This is the type of girl Kiba wants!" Sakura shouted, pouting to the picture that matched the article about Inuzuka Akira. In the picture was a tall, older looking version of Kiba, standing behind a girl with long violet hair and pupil-less white eyes. On her face she held a clearly fake smile.

"He wants a deformed shrew?" the middle-aged woman asked, snickering to herself. In all seriousness, the girl had white eyes! White eyes that did not match her!

"No!" Sakura continued to shout, no longer being able to contain her enthusiasm. "He wants a ninja!"

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"Now, really honey?" her father asked, taking a sip of his cocktail. "Konoha? That's for boring and poor people. Not fun, rich people like you, sweetie."

Sakura's mother nodded, fully agreeing with her husband. She would rather have her daughter graduate from high school and go to a school for fashion designing. No daughter of Haruno Yumi was going to be a ninja!

"Sakura, please reconsider," Yumi pleaded.

"No, mother," Sakura said, her voice oozing seriousness. "I need to do this… please."

"Alright, honey," her father finally caved-in. 'It's not like she'll stay there very long anyway.' The man mused, as his daughter screamed in joy and threw her hands around him. He patted her gently on the back, as Yumi sank into her beach chair her arms crossed over her chest, pouting angrily.

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"You want to go to Konoha?" the college counselor asked, looking at Sakura's school file. She glanced up from the folder, and raised one eyebrow at Sakura. She was definitely not Konoha material; dressed in La Coste shirt, J. Lo jeans, and Prada sneakers.

"Well, I do have the fourth highest GPA in the school," Sakura tried to convince the counselor that this was the school for her. The counselor looked back at Sakura's folder and then nodded her head.

"Yes you do. So, what are your back-up schools?" she asked.

"There are none. I'm going to Konoha!" Sakura stated, looking at the other woman. The counselor could see that Sakura was determined to prove herself.

"Alright," the counselor closed Sakura's folder and handed it to the pink-haired girl. "You're going to need to take an entrance exam, and send in a video tape to the school board-" the counselor began, but was cut off by Sakura.

"Yeah, I know. Don't worry, I'm on it! Thank you for your time!" Sakura hopped up from the desk, shook hands with the counselor and sped out of the room.

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"Sakura! Concentrate!" a girl with chocolate colored hair, swatted Sakura on the arm. Sakura was staring longingly out the window, watching the seniors sit on her lawn and drink beer together.

She snapped her head back to face her friend and sighed, taking a defensive stance. The girl, who was coaching her, was named Maria and she had taken two years worth of tai-jutsu classes. She was trying to teach Sakura everything she knew before the entrance exam, which was in two weeks.

"Okay, I'm going to come at you… so show me what you've got?" Maria asked, waiting for Sakura to reply. Sakura nodded, her muscles tensing up at the thought of a spar.

Maria charged at Sakura at a semi-fast speed with her fist pulled back, as if she was to hit Sakura. When she was but a few inches in front of Sakura, she swung her fist, aiming at Sakura's face.

To Maria's great surprise, Sakura ducked, and swung her leg out, causing Maria to lose her balance and fall straight on her back. Sakura stood up before Maria could react, and gently put her foot above Maria's throat.

Maria's eyes widened in shock as she gave Sakura a proud smile. Sakura removed her foot from Maria's neck and helped the girl up. Both girls stared at each other for a second, and then let out a giant scream, hugging each other.

"I think you're ready!" Maria shouted, as Sakura nodded, and continued to scream.

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A woman that looked to be about 30 years-old sat at the front of a long rectangular shaped table. She had long blond hair that was tied back by a dark-blue ribbon, and golden colored eyes. She was dressed in a grey colored yukata with a dark blue obi.

Sitting across from her was a middle-aged man with gray hair. He had red markings going down under his eyes, and had a perverted grin on his face. Next to him were two men sitting across from each other: one with a needle in his mouth, and another smoking a lit cigarette.

"So, who's next?" the woman asked, looking at the pile of video tapes on the rectangular table.

"Haruno Sakura," the man with the needle in his mouth read off a clip-board.

The four sat in silence and stared at each other, until the woman shouted angrily, "What are you waiting for, Genma!"

"Yes, Tsunade-sama!" Genma, or the man with the needle in his mouth, shouted as he grabbed the tape at the top of the pile and popped it in the VCR.

A few seconds later, a girl wearing a pink track-suit appeared on the T.V. "Hi, I'm Haruno Sakura, and I want to go to Konoha, duh!"

Tsunade stared at the screen, rubbing her eyes wondering if this girl was for real. The cigarette man and Genma remained silent, trying not to crack up, while the gray haired man had a line of drool hanging down his mouth.

"Reasons I should be in Konoha," the pink haired girl continued to talk, giving them a bright smile. "I'm extremely responsible." The picture on the screen changed from the girl to a picture of a giant white mansion, also known as Sakura's house.

"In my sophomore year of high school, I bought this house and became the landlord to myself and many of the girls in my school who wanted to try living on their own," Sakura's voice could be heard in the background, as the picture of the house changed into a giant group of girl's walking around doing every day things.

The white haired man's drool continued to leak down his mouth, until Tsunade threw a box of tissues at his head and shouted, "JIRAIYA! YOU HENTAI!" Jiraiya tried to look innocent, but instead took a tissue from the box and wiped his drool.

"Another reason I should be in Konoha," the cheerful background voice of Sakura returned. "Is because…I KICK ASS!" The scene changed to one of Sakura dressed in black spandex shorts, track sneakers and a white wife-beater. She is walking down the street, when a guy on a skateboard comes up behind her and grabs her butt. She turns around, and the camera changes view points, so the people watching the tape can see that Sakura is glaring at the boy.

She then stops glaring and smiles sweetly. Suddenly, she pulls her fist back and punches the guy in the face. He flies off the skateboard and crashes into the brick wall of a building. The wall cracks and the skateboarder's body twitches every other second, as if he's trying to recover from shock.

Sakura huffs and continues to walk down the street, glaring at anyone who looks at her.

"And if that doesn't sound like enough proof for you," Sakura says, and this time it is not an after-recording of her. It is the actual girl, standing in front of the camera, her eyes still ablaze with anger. "Than you can simply not admit me in your school, and find yourself face to face with my FLAMETHROWER!" Sakura pulls out a small cylinder and points it at a tree. Flames erupt from the cylinder and set the tree on fire as people around her scream. She begins to cackle evilly, and the camera suddenly shuts off.

"Well, that was… interesting," the cigarette man said, coughing up smoke.

"I like her," Jiraiya stated, and no one was surprised. She was one of the few beautiful women that had wanted to pursue a career as a ninja.

"She has potential," Genma admitted, remembered her display of sure strength. And she probably had not even used chakra.

"She reminds me of me when I was little," Tsunade admits as Jiraiya nods, remember how Tsunade used to beat him when they first trained as ninjas.

"That was a long time ago though, right Tsunade?" Jiraiya commented. As soon as the words left his mouth, Tsunade send him a ferocious glare and threw one of the video tapes at him. As it made contacted with his head there was a loud 'Clank' sound.

Genma and the cigarette man snickered at Jiraiya's misfortunate pain. Tsunade then turned to the cigarette man, who had yet to state if he wanted her to come or not, and asked, "What do you think, Asuma?"

Asuma re-winded the tape, and paused it on a picture were Sakura was smiled at the camera, wearing her pink track-suit. "Haruno Sakura…." He paused, not sure if he was making the right decision. "It looks like you're going to Konoha."

"Not yet," Genma interrupted before Jiraiya could burst out into screams of perverted joy. "She still has to pass the examinations."

"I'm sure she will," Tsunade stated, already putting her confidence in the girl.

"Care to make a wager?" Asuma asked, knowing Tsunade had a weakness for gambling.

"DAMN STRAIGHT!" the blond shouted, as Asuma broke into a grin.

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Flames of My Heart: DONE! Now, I'm not exactly sure, but I think that the lover-boy will make his appearance in chapter five, so the polls are still open for this and the next chapter. So please review, and continue casting your votes.

Poll (and results) for Sakura's lover-boy:

Kakashi 6

Sasuke 15

Neji 3

Preview for Next Chapter:

"Welcome!" a voice suddenly boomed out, causing everyone in the gym to turn around and look up. At the top level of the stands, there were a group of four people sitting. Out of the four, only one was a woman, and she was the only one standing. Sakura assumed that this was the voice that had suddenly screamed out.

"I am Tsunade, the dean of the school," she said, as few people gasped. There were many rumors that the dean was incredibly strong, stronger than even the ANBU. How could the dean be such a thin woman?

"Cut the crap, obaa-san!" Uzumaki Naruto shouted, snickering to himself. It was very clearly that he obviously knew the woman, especially when she began to shout obscenities at him.