This fic is still totally dedicated to Hyatt-sama!

-Thank you to dark tail who alerted me of my placement error... I originally placed this fic at Saint Tail's section. I'm totally mortified. -

Konzen Douji was bored.

Extremely bored.

The thing is, he had tons and tons of paperwork to do, and he knew that he should start going through them, but he just couldn't. For his mind was a million miles away.

Ahh. He was not bored, then. He was actually busy thinking, or rather fantasizing about a certain beautiful golden-eyed heretic that had just recently been put under his care, thanks to his old hag of an aunt.

That little imp had bugged him into naming him, and name him Konzen did. Son Goku. Konzen thought it somehow suited the young earth spirit, this name of power. Besides, it was short enough for his little monkey brain to remember.

Konzen didn't like the feeling that he got every time the saru tried to hug him or wiggle into his embrace whenever he was sleeping. After centuries of being by himself, loneliness was already a normalcy to Konzen.

But then again, it was not the first time that someone had tried to get close to him, or try to grab his attention. Many celestials, had in fact been rather vocal about their want for his body.

A fist to the face and a knee to their groin usually shut them up. And it took a long, long time before they ever tried to come in a hundred feet radius of him.

Konzen was happy enough with that. Though it would have been nicer if he had been able to permanently damage their ugly faces.

But Konzen couldn't do that to young Goku. For one, Goku was labeled as his pet by the all merciful Kanzeon Bosatsu. Konzen was smart enough to know that he shouldn't defy her orders so openly. And there was another problem.

Konzen had an ambivalent attitude towards Goku. And it leaned more to the good side. Yes, Konzen kinda liked the youth.

Then again, it was hard not to like Goku, with that ever genki behavior, that grin forever plastered on his beautiful face, the irresistible laughter that flowed freely from him cherry red lips.

But the gods in heaven were asses, and they did not like seeing an itan roam Tenkai's supposedly sacred grounds so freely.

Konzen let out a derisive snort. Asses they were. The gods here thought themselves higher being because of the whole fucked up business of being pure. Heretics weren't pure. They were.

But in truth, Goku was…how does one say…the purest of them all?

Son Goku was an earth spirit. That meant he was born purely from the aura of the earth. He had the powerful essence of the earth Herself in his blood. So he was purely Mother Nature's creation, was he not?

Konzen removed his feet that were previously propped up against his mahogany table, the stack of papers that were awaiting his signature seeming to stare at him accusingly. Ignoring them, Konzen moved to his office window.

He hoped that Goku had fancied the fields on the eastern part of Tenkai today. The one that he had full view of from his window.

Luck was on his side today. There was the little monkey himself, sprawled on the grassy field, luxuriating in the warm sunshine, picked violets by his side. A few flower chains and crowns were scattered here and there.

The fields in Tenkai were beautiful, untouched. That was probably because the gods here were too busy living their boring lives to notice the beauty that surrounded them.

Konzen remembered a time when he too had appreciated the glorious lands of Tenkai. Before it got dull. Marshall Tenpou, one of his long acquaintances had recommended on visiting the earth Below, and had been helpful in lending him a book from his library.

The book did not suit his taste, but the elaborate drawings that were in the pages captivated him. Deciding to see them with his own eyes, Konzen made his way to below the very next day.

The sites that were uninhabited by mortals took his breath away. The mountains, the lush green, the flowing water of lakes, streams, the mass wideness of seas and oceans. They were all magnificent.

And they did not exist in Tenkai.

Or perhaps they did, just left to be explored. But exploring heaven had its dangers; one could accidentally wander into territorial grounds. Konzen, being an aristocrat, knew better than to mess with things that were best left alone.

For heaven was not such a holy place to begin with.

Konzen turned and stalked out of the office. He had an earth spirit to chaperone around the sights and wonders of the earth Down Below.

Konzen's Point Of View.

I moved through the green shrubs with ease, as I made my way to Goku. He hadn't seemed to notice me, as I was making it a point to keep a low profile. I didn't need to have all those fucked up gods to know that I was following my pet around.

Finally reaching him, I realized that he had his eyes closed, and he was humming under his breath. I leaned in closer to his face, trying to catch the tune.

My long hair must've brushed against his face or something, for that moment his eyes opened, the luminosity of his golden orbs startling me.

I held my breath as he reached out his tanned hands to bring my face closer, my blond hair creating a curtain for our faces, as we gazed into each other's eyes.

He was so beautiful.

"Your hair shines even brighter than the sun", he whispered, a look of awe on his beautiful face.

My breath caught in my throat. He had said a similar thing to me the first time we had met in that hag's throne room. His pure innocence, his untouched beauty somehow drew me towards him. Tanned skin that stretched across his young yet lithe body made him even more desirable.

Desirable?

Do I desire the youth?

Perhaps I do.

But does he desire me?

I wish he did.

Sheer lunacy drove me to tell him my true reason for coming here. Cupping his face, I told him that I wanted to show him the sights below this heaven.

His eyes sparked with joy, and he grinned with excitement.

Excitement that could not rival my own.

Pulling him up, I held his wrists, chanting the transportation spell under my breath. His eyes widened in wonder as the spell took place, and I help him close in fear that I might accidentally let go and lose him in the different dimensions.

He hugged me tightly, obedient and trusting as ever. We finally reached the world Below. I had chosen a site that had been recommended once again by Tenpou, a beautiful waterfall that flowed from the mountains. The site itself was magnificent, as water pooled into the lake and into large streams that flowed fast and strong into the green forest.

Sensing a change of atmosphere, my little pet opened his eyes and pulled away from me, taking in the view for himself. Getting excited, he jumped up and down with glee as he ran around, exploring.

I let him go off with a warning to not wander so far off, before moving to a spot where the current of the waters did not seem to strong. It was more peaceful here, and I lay in a lazy position under one of the wide, shady trees. I let my entire body relax, the calm atmosphere somehow soothing my usually on edge nerves.

Where was that saru?

I could no longer hear the clanking of his heavy chains. Groaning, I called out to him.

No response.

I finally got up from my comfortable position and trudged towards the path that I last saw him take. That saru was going to pay for making me worry like this! Just wait till I get my hands on him, I'll pinch his ears so hard until he squeals and then I'll-

Fucking shit what is he doing?!

There sat the little saru, staring at awe at the most despicable thing ever. When he noticed my presence he looked up and whispered excitingly, "Look, Konzen! What are they doing? That looks totally weird!"

I gave out a sigh of annoyance before pulling him away from the two mating rabbits. Damn saru, doesn't he know that's its totally rude and not to mention disgusting to watch mating beings?

Hmph. Of course he didn't know. He's a brainless git, after all.

My eyebrows twitched in irritation as he wailed loudly when I pulled him by his ears. The fluffy white rabbits ran away in fright, as Goku tried to reach out his one of his hands towards them.

"Konzen!! You scared them away!! I wanted to watch them- OW!!"

"You idiot! You're not supposed to watch these kind of things!" I growled menacingly at him. Or at least I triedto sound menacing, his eyes were getting to me again.

"Eh? Why not?"

My traitorous mind suddenly portrayed a vision of a stark naked Goku lying on my bed, his lustful eyes eyeing my body as I crawled towards him in cat-like movements.

Fuck. That certainly made my cheeks burn.

"Konzennnn!!"

The little imp was now on the ground, pouting, and looking so, so, deliciously cute…his lips were in a sexy pout, his tanned arms folded, and his face turned up towards me, and only me…

Unconsciously I moved closer to him, my entire body feeling so very alive. Cupping his cute face, I brought my lips towards his own cherry ones. He was suddenly very still, as golden eyes watched me with rapt attention.

I let my tongue travel over those luscious lips, savouring the delighting sweet taste. I then slipped my tongue into his mouth, exploring the warm cavern of his mouth, eliciting a startled gasp from him.

Wanting more, I pulled his body closer to me as I hungrily sucked at his tongue. But it was when he started to respond, that was what made me almost lose control.

Almost.

Abruptly, I pulled away from his puffed up lips, quickly chanting the incantation under my breath. I was not stupid. There were far more better and comfortable places for our first time.

And for once, Nature was not one of them. My bed was.

A/N: o.O

Oh gawd! That didn't turn out the way I wanted it to be!! Waahhh!!