Me: Now I have FRED here to answer your reviews.

Fred: First off, Elven-Roarior-Jeavryn: She didn't use Harry 'cause she's lazy.

Me: smacks Fred on his head

Fred: OW!

Me: Get on with it!

Fred: Fine. Secondly, 2 drunk 2 remember my name: We're sorry you hate HP, but we're happy that you like the story other than that.

Thirdly, azkaban155155: Your hypnosis didn't work, but GOOD TRY!

Fourthly, phantom1391: We're all glad that you like it!

Fifthly, Jackeroe: Thanks for the constructive criticism.

And last but most certainly not least, the one, the only-

Me: smacks him in the head again

Fred: OW! Fine. Silverpaw: Yes, Sirius WOULD get sucked somewhere he could get drunk.

Sirius: smacks him in the head

Fred: OW!

Me: BTW, I made a mistake on the last chapter. They ran to the PUB that Gibbs was staying in, not his house.

Disclaimer: ………………………. FINE! I DON'T OWN POTC OR HP!

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Suddenly, there was a loud groan behind them. Melissa whirled around to see Barbossa getting up.

"Why isn't that stupid spell permanent?" she demanded.

"I… forgot about that," Fred said sheepishly.

"Thanks for telling us to get ready for him to wake up!" Melissa barked, taking out her sword. But Sirius had a better idea. He pulled out a silvery cloak.

"Fine time for you to get cold!"

Sirius rolled his eyes and threw the cloak over Elizabeth, Will, Melissa, Fred, and himself and waited. Melissa was squished between Fred and John and Will was between Elizabeth and Sirius.

"What's-" Melissa started, but Fred slapped a hand over her mouth. He held a finger up to his mouth. Just in time, too. Barbossa stood up and looked around.

"WHERE ARE YOU SIX!" he roared, and raced out of the room, slamming the door behind him. Sirius threw off the cloak.

"You DO realize that we were only under a cloak and he couldn't see us, right?" Melissa asked uncertainly. Fred looked at her and burst out laughing.

"What's so funny?" she demanded.

"You sh-should've seen y-your face!" Fred choked out. Melissa glared at him. Sirius glanced at Fred, who had tears rolling down his face, and burst out laughing, too. They were both pointing and laughing at her. She glared at them, walked over to them, and slapped them both across the face.

"What was that for?" Fred demanded, rubbing his cheek where a handprint was forming. Sirius was also rubbing his face were an angry welt was forming instead of a handprint. His eye was twitching, and he was staring at Melissa.

"Well, have you ever insulted a pirate before?" she asked innocently.

Fred opened his mouth, shut it, opened it again, and shut it again. Sirius was not so smart.

"Since when are GIRLS pirates?" he asked.

Melissa raised an eyebrow.

"Well, since when can they not be pirates?" she asked.

"They aren't strong or fit enough."

Melissa glared at him again and slapped his other cheek.

"Strong enough for you?" she asked with only a hint of humor in her voice.

Sirius's eye was twitching again, and he was rubbing his cheek where ANOTHER angry welt was forming.

"Ow," he said, staring at Melissa. She smirked at him, a smirk that reminded Fred only too much of Malfoy. John cleared his throat.

"If we're all done discussing if girls can be pirates, then we should try and figure out a way to get out of here," he stated.

Melissa nodded.

"We could go through the window, but there are no lifeboats down there," John continued.

"We could Apparate," Sirius said. Melissa thought about it.

"Let's try," she said finally.

Sirius nodded and snapped his fingers, thinking hard of the place he wanted to go to. Nothing happened.

"Why didn't it work?" Sirius exclaimed.

"There IS a possibility that, in this time, seeing we've never even HEARD of Apparating, no one knows HOW to, which causes some kind of barrier against it," Will suggested. Melissa groaned.
"Just what we need, a barrier around one of the few ways to get out of here."

Her head dropped into her hands.

"The way I see it, we have two other options," she continued, muffled by her hands. "The first option would be to defeat and/or kill Barbossa and his crew, steal the ship, and sail back to Port Royal, although I have no idea how to get there."

"And the other option?" Elizabeth asked. Melissa raised her head.

"We need a rescue party."

"We need to form a rescue party!" Jack bellowed, slamming the table with his fist.

"Jack," Anamaria started, but Jack cut her off.

"There is no time to question! Let's move!"

All the pirates scurried off, leaving Jack to his thoughts.

Melissa, if you get…well…an eternal nap, I will never forgive myself, he thought to himself.

"Hold on, little bird," he muttered. "Big bird is coming.

A/N: I FINALLY got my butt in gear and finished this chapter! "Big bird is coming." Heehee. Anyway, any suggestions for the next chapter? Include them in your review. REVIEW!