Genre: Humor
Summary: Lock your doors and pretend you aren't home this Halloween! Because the two cute little chibi's we all love and know from Dragon Ball Z are going trick or treating! And making everybody cry!
Disclaimer: I don't own Dragon Ball Z. Just this CRAZY plot!
Z Star: Heeelllllooooo everybody! This is my first DBZ and Halloween fic!
Trunks: And we're staring in it!
Goten: HOOORAAYYY! OUR FIRST FANFIC!
Trunks: Goten we've been in other fics before.
Goten: O.o Really?
Z Star: Yeah! You just don't remember.
Goten: Uh…
Z Star: Never mind. Let's just start the fic!
Trick Or Treat?
By Z Star The Hidden Dragon
Chapter One: Ready or Not, Here We Come!
It was a cold brisk night on Halloween, teenagers were partying and getting drunk, kids were getting their costumes made and the dead were getting ready to awake! But tonight, it would have been better for them to stay in their graves…
"And… there!" Bulma cheered finishing her sewing. "There you go Trunks. Your costume is ready."
"Thanks Mum!" A 7 year old Trunks admired himself in the mirror. He had a cape and wore a crown that made him look like a prince. "How do I look Dad!"
Vegeta was leaning against the wall in the corner. He looked up with the usual scowl on his face. He didn't seem to be threatened by the fact his wife was glaring at him to give a nice compliment, but it was kind of hard to considering Bulma was wearing a purple princess Jasmine costume for trick or treaters.
But he had a soft spot for the half-saiyan child, so he would swallow his pride just this once.
"Like a prince." Vegeta sighed, smiling proudly. To interrupt this father son moment the doorbell rang.
"All right Goten's here!" Trunks cheered.
"Oh great Kakarot's spawn." Vegeta grumbled, turning back into his moody self.
Bulma went to get the door to let Goten and Gohan in. This Halloween Goten decided to dress up as a ghost, by putting sheet over his head and poking some eyeholes through it. Gohan just wore his normal clothes like Vegeta.
"Hi Trunks!" Goten chirped.
"Hahahaha, I like your costume." Trunk's replied.
"I see you got him to actually put on some clothes this year Gohan." Vegeta smirked.
"Haha, very funny!"
FLASHBACK
Last year on Halloween, Krillin decided to invite everyone for a Halloween party and Goten decided to dress up as Tarzan, wearing a furry loincloth. Unfortunately he decided to get a drink and his loincloth got caught on the table.
'RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!'
Suddenly everyone ceased their conversation and turned around to look at the source of the disturbing sound.
'GASP!'
"Um Gohan, Chichi whatever you don't turn around." Krillin warned them.
"What are you talking about-OMG Goten!" Gohan asked.
"What are you doing! Didn't I teach you any self respect!" Chichi screamed.
"What? What are you talking about?" Goten was completely clueless until he looked down at himself. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" He screamed covering himself with his cup of juice.
"Aha… hahaha… ahahahaha!" Vegeta laughed.
END OF FLASHBACK
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Pretty soon Vegeta rolled around on the floor laughing his ass off!
"It's not funny!" Goten whined blushing, hiding behind his brother. Nobody would let him forget about the little 'accident' for months.
"Ignore him Goten, he finds the weirdest things funny." Gohan said. "Well if you don't Bulma, I'll drop off the squirt here, while I get drunk!" He joked.
"Hey!" Goten kicked his brother on the leg. "I'll tell Mama you were being mean! And that you've started drinking!"
"Hehehehe. Ok, I'll shut up if you will." Gohan grinned. So he left to go to Sharpener's party and hoped he'd come back sober.
"Ok kids, here are the rules." Bulma began. "No talking to strangers, don't go anywhere with strangers, when someone gives you candy say thank you, no egging people's houses-"
"Oh come woman!" Vegeta butted in. "Isn't the whole point of trick or treating is egging someone's house if they don't give you candy! Besides they know all the rules about strangers and crap!"
"Crap!" Trunks and Goten chorused.
"TRUNKS! GOTEN!" Bulma yelled, sending the saiyans a death glare, the two knew they were never allowed to repeat what Vegeta said, even if they didn't know the meaning of them.
"Sorry Mum." Trunks said.
"You are too soft on him woman!" Vegeta said. Soon the 'happy' couple started another one of their small arguments. But they would make up in the end… eventually… Goten and Trunks decided not to stick around and went outside.
"Bye Mum! Bye Dad! I'll come back with sweets for you!" Trunks said, over his parent's yelling.
"Ready or not here we come!" Goten cheered happily, going into the streets on their small adventure… that would end badly, not for them, but the whole town…
End of Chapter One
Z Star: That's it for today, I know it won't be Halloween tomorrow, but I really wanted to write a Halloween fic but I had to study formy science test tomorrow. Forgive me!
Goten: It's Ok Star, tomorrow's chapter will be great! So send a nice review for her pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease! It will make her write faster. But no flames please! Or she'll burn you alive!
Trunks: But until then…
Z Star: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!