Chapter 1
Mario and Luigi fell through a hole in the ground while walking through the woods. Because he was claustrophobic, Luigi was scared to death.
Mario: Luigi! Calm down! Your screaming is not gonna get us out any sooner!
Luigi: You know that I can't help it! I'm afraid of being in enclosed areas!
Mario: Sometimes I wonder how you got hero status.
Luigi: Just get us out!
Mario tried to climb out the hole but he was too heavy. The loose dirt kept breking under his feet.
Mario: This is pointless! Luigi, your the only one quick and light enough to climb out!
Luigi: I'm too scared to move!
Mario: Oh my God... Just get over it!
Luigi: I can't!
Mario: Yes you can!
Luigi: I really can't!
Mario: If you can get over your fear of ghost your fear of ghosts you can get over this!
Luigi: There is a difference between fear and phobias!
Mario: Oh? And what is that?
Luigi: A fear is something normal that you can easily break out of. A phobia is an abnormal fear that that is almost impossible to break out of!
Mario: You're phobia is abnormal alright! Who in the world is is afraid of being in closed spaces?
Luigi: Stop making fun of me!
Mario: This is not helping us at all! We'll be stuck here forever thanks to you!
Luigi: Thanks to me? This hole isn't that deep! Why don't you jump out!
Mario: Oh yeah.
He triple-jumped out out of the hole.
Mario: Wa-hoo! I'm out! Come on Luigi!
Luigi: Too scared... Can't move... Must...replay...incident...over...in..my mind...
Mario: Fine. I'll just go.
Luigi: Don't leave! Please don't go!
Mario reached in the hole and pulled his wimpy brother out of the hole.
Luigi: Thanks.
Mario: You are the wimpiest person alive.
Luigi: I'm am not!
Mario: You are too!
Luigi: I am not! Having a phobia is common! You act like you're not afraid of anything!
Mario: Oh I'm afraid alright. Afrad of telling the public that you're my brother!
Luigi: Screw you than!
He went off. Mario went on behind him. An hour later they were at Peach's castle.
Peach: Mario! I was worried sick! What happened?
Mario: Stuck in a hole.
Peach: Poor thing!
Luigi: Is Daisy here?
Peach: Not at the moment.
Luigi: Good. If she were here she'd be all over me if she knew I was gone for a long time...
Peach: Actually...
Daisy came through the door. When she spotted Luigi she jumped on him. They fell on the floor.
Luigi: Ack! Get off!
Daisy: Oh Luigi! I was so worried! Are you hurt?
Luigi: I am now!
She slapped him with her hand.
Daisy: How dare you worry me to death! What do you have say for yourself?
Luigi: You're crushing me!
Daisy: (getting up) Sorry. Where were you?
Luigi: Trapped in a hole!
Daisy: Are you hurt?
Luigi: Not anymore.
Peach: Quit bothering him. I'm sure he had enough trauma in one day.
Daisy: Hey!
Mario: Women. So troublesome..
Peach and Daisy: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Luigi: You're on your own pal.
Mario gulped.
Author's note: Sorry if it's short! R&R! Flames will be used to cook my dinner!