OKAY, I GOT TIRED OF WRITING MY OTHER STORY AND WAS DYING FOR SOMETHING NEW. I'M NOT GOING FOR LOGIC IN THIS STORY. SO ITS EITHER GOING TO BE INCREDIBLY STUPID OR INCREDIBLY FUNNY. BUT READ IT AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK. I AM ONLY GOING TO DO ONE CHAPTER THOUGH, UNLESS Y'ALL WANT MORE...HERE IT IS!

CALM DOWN

Walking into the office, Olivia was pouring some coffee into her great big mug. Her partner was already at work. With his trademark attitude on his face.

So she sat down looking at him. He didn't notice, but two hours later she was still looking at him. Her phone suddenly rung. That pissed her off beyond anything.

"Benson! What the hell you want?" She screamed into the reciever, she didn't have time for this crap.

"Help...me, please!" Came the tremebling voice, "I was just raped."

"Hey BIMBO go tell someone who gives a shit. All you filthy whores call me all day complaining about how you were raped, how you were so fuckin' scared! I don't need this." And with that she hung up.

"So, one of them again huh?"

"Yeah"

"I wonder why they always call, its annoying as hell. I swear if I gotta work on another case till midnight and Kathy keeps bitchin at me...I'ma, I'ma do something really bad." Elliot said.

"Really, that's terrible. I just wanted you to know, you so fuckin hot."

"Tell me somethin new."

Suddenly, Olivia's chair started to fall over and she couldn't couldn't get up. Rushing to her side, Elliot held her hand.

"AH! Elliot!their coming!"Next sounds that came were two identical popping sounds.

Under Liv's tablecame crying noises.

"WAAHH, WAHH!" The newborns cried.

"Oh,El, we're parents! Lets name em Freddy and Jason."

"But one ofem's a girl."

"I DON'T CARE, I WILL NAME THEM WHATIDAMN WELL PLEASE!"

He had a slight look of hurt onhis face.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to yell at you. If you want to go release your anger you can hit that perp thats been in the interrogation room."

Elliot stood up and went over to the room, you could hear his cries of help from the office. "AHH,DUDE QUIT HITTING ME!"

"Alright get back up, I'm finished. Oh and if you want,when you get out of here we can still have our aniversary at my place. You know the number, man."

Elliot came back to Liv's side. She was nowstanding talking to Brian Cassidy.

"...Yeah, but I really don't want twins. Its gonna put a damper on things, so why don't you take one or something."

Fin, Munch and Cragen wereall laughing hysterically at what was happening.

SVU'sADA, Casey Novak came in.

"AW, what asexy baby, just like her mother." Casey noted.

All of a sudden, Alex Cabot appeared from thea black void next to SVU's up to Casey, Alex threwa punch into the redhead's face.

All hell broke lose.

"Oh my freakin..." PUNCH

"OLIVIA LIKES ME! CASEY, NOT YOU. FIND YOULESI!"

"Alright, that's it." Casey and Alex started hitting everywhere.

Realizing what was happening, Olivia stepped in.

"Woah, wait aminute. I ain't Gay!"

And with that she left the policedepartment only to get shot and die. Everyone started crying furiously.

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