Authors worthless commenatry: It's time to torture Naruto! Also here is a reply to some reviews I recieved. (Thanks so much! I luvs you all for reviewing!)
Dragon Man 180: Yes, Kisuna's personality changes quite a bit throughout the story. Rather than being bi-polar, she's more adaptable. She quickly adapts to each situation she is placed in while trying to prove she is a mature adult, but also at the same time she tries to have fun.
Dragon Man 180: I'm thrilled that you liked the parting "gift". Teehee! I thought it was great, though sadly inappropriate coming from little Kisuna. You'll discover why in this chap or the next (or maybe even one further on). So keep reading! Also... tsk tsk tsk. I can't tell you wiether you're right or not! What kind of author would I be if I let all my secrets slip now? That would make me a very bad shinobi!
Shadow132: The Kage Bushins are Naruto's special technique. If you have read in the first Shonen Jump graphic novel you will notice that he has the power to make his Dopple-Gangers flesh and blood. I call them Dopple-Gangers because I recieve the American version of Naruto, I'm sorry if it offends you but this is the way I've read it and how I call it. I'm just now hearing of the "bunshin no jutsu" though I'll take your word that's what it is called in Japanese. However I am American and I'll stick with Dopple-Gangers; though in my writing I use quite a bit of Japanese as I am slowly learning. Please stick with me!
Chapter 9: New Clothes, Rowdy Boys, Training, and Sister
Naruto was sitting in a chair. Kisuna walked out a small room wearing a hot pink sweatshirt and black miniskirt. Naruto's eyes widened. He could see through the sweater! His heart began to pound in chest as she twirled around. She tied a ribbon into her hair. "What ya think?" she asked. "I... can see through it..." he whispered, having to straing to keep his voice working. Kisuna slapped him, not too hard, but enough to make a slight redness. She went back into the changing room and redressed. This time she came out wearing a lilac pruple dress with a black ribbon around her neck. The next time she had ultra baggy pants on with a tight red minishirt, and a ribbon around her neck with a bow in the back. Then it was a spring green shorts and a black shirt that looked similar to a swimsuit top. A green and black swirled ribbon was tied into her hair.
She tried on four more outfits before coming out in a tight pair of black shorts that the bottom seams barely left her crotch, an inch or two maybe. Her shirt was a dark yellow T with only one sleeve. She had black boots, a yellow ribbon in her hair, and a long black flowing scarf that reached down to the back of her knees. She had black eyeshadow on tipped with a shimmery gold. She smiled. "You like?" Naruto was breathless. He nodded and howled like a wolf. She blushed, walked over to him, and raised her hand to smack him but stopped. She grinned.
Kisuna leaned down to him, sat in his lap, and put her arms around his neck. Naruto's face reddned and he began to sweat. She leaned forward slowly, as though she was about to kiss him, but at the last moment she pulled back and stood up. She winked at him, grabbed two bags of clothing, and walked out. When she was gone the sales clerk laughed at him for panicking.
Naruto glared and trudged out. "Kisuna?" Now where did she go? He sighed and stormed around to look for her. "Hey! Get your filthy hands of me!" Naruto looked around. That was definatly Kisuna's voice. He ran toward the direction of it. While doing so he accidently knocked into someone. He fell back and looked up. It was some kid, who knows his name? But Naruto remembered him from the Ninja Academy. "Hey, watch it!" The boy snapped. Naruto stood. "What are you doing? You hsould watch it! Just standing there! You're in my way!" Naruto yelled back. The boy snickered. "We're busy." Naruto looked around to see a circle of boys, all which had previously attended the Ninja Academy.
"Touch me again and you'll loose that hand of yours." Naruto heard and squeezed through the crowd. A kid with spiky brown hair, dressed in a kaki shorts and a red T-shirt over a white long-sleeve stood in the middle. He had a firm grasp on Kisuna until she knocked his hand away. "Leave me alone!" she yelled. The boy, who was obviously the gang's leader smirked. He brushed a hand across Kisuna's bare thigh. "And if I don't?" he teased. "We just want some fun, that's all." He added. "Go to hell."
The leader snaked an arm around her waist. Though the others didn't notice, Naruto saw Kisuna stretch her fingers out, then forward to crack her knuckles. She had done it the last time he saw her fight too. Kisuna quickly turned on the heel of her new boot and punched the leader in the jaw. He seemed stunned like the rest of the gang. "When I say hands off, I mean hands off." Kisuna sneered.
Kisuna took this moment of silence and took another punch to thier leader. "You shouldn't underestimate me!" she yelled. At once five of the gang jumped her. They grabbed her and started jerking on her limbs. "Let her go!" Naruto yelled. They didn't listen and tried to pin the raging Kisuna to the ground. "Art of the Dopple-Ganger!" Ten Dopple-Gangers appeared and began to throw the boys off.
Kisuna kicked a boy and punched another. She dodged this way and that, weaking her way through the barrage of punches. When she saw an open window she took it and jammed her knuckles into someone's rib cage. Kisuna was about to be hit when a boy was thrown into her assaulter. She looked to see Sasuke joining the fight. She smiled and ran to him. She quickly slid to her knees, punched someone in the balls, and slid to him. She grabbed ahold of Sasuke's leg, shocking him, and pulled out a shuriken from his leg holster. She stood and was about to throw it when a firm hand pulled hers back.
She whirled around to send her knee into the person's gut but fumbled. The boys all turned to run. The Dopple-Gangers disappeared. Kisuna stared into the face of Iruka. She tried to free her arm, and did so only when Iruka let go. Sasuke grabbed the shuriken and returned it to his holster.
Soon the three were seated in three chairs all in a row, facing the Hokage. The old man tapped his chin. "Naruto, this is something I would expect from you. Sasuke, no. Kisuna however..." he stared into her eyes, she didn't flinch from her cool gaze. "I invite you into this village and the first day you're picking trouble with our ninjas?" Naruto stood up and yelled, "No she didn't! They were messing with her!" Sasuke nodded and replied that was what he had seen. Kisuna said it was the truth. The Hokage left them and went into the hall to talk with Iruka.
Naruto settled back into his chair. His eyes were narrowed in fury, his arms crossed in frustration. A hand tapped on his shoulder. He looked at Kisuna who winked. Her eyeshadow had been smeared across her temple to her hairline, her new clothes scuffed up, and a bruise on one of her legs. She gave him a smile and a thumbs-up. Naruto nodded. Then Kisuna turned around in her chair to Sasuke. He looked back at her. She mouthed the words 'Thank you' to him. He merely nodded to her.
Hokage and Iruka walked back in. The three acted like nothing happened. "It seems you were in the defense of Kisuna so... you're off the hook. Just make sure it doesn't happen again." Hokage said. They nodded and walked out. Sasuke left them. Naruto and Kisuna began walking home. She picked up her shopping bags and carried them.
"Are you okay?" Naruto asked. She nodded. "Are you?" Naruto nodded. "Hey, thanks again. You're a big help ya know?" Naruto grinned and boasted his chest out. Kisuna pushed him back with one finger and he nearly fell. "Come on, I'll make some ramen and tea." Naruto's eyes widened. "You make ramen?" Kisuna stared at him strangly and shook her head for a silent yes. "Yes! What kinds?" Kisuna giggled. "All." Naruto practically ran home after that.
"Miso ramen, tea cakes, and tea." Kisuna announced and set two bowls and a plate down. She then ran to get two cups. When she returned, Naruto had already had his mouth full. She sm8iled and sat. That was when Naruto noticed the cuts on her knees. He remembered her sliding onto the pavement. "You okay?" he asked. Kisuna looked at him. "Hm?" Naruto finished chewing his food and repeated. "Your knees, are they okay?" She glanced down and nodded. "No sweat."
The next day Naruto was up early, training. Kisuna stirred to the noises of "Hiyah!" and "Take that!". She rose and brushed her hair out. She then pulled off her pale blue nightgown and pulled on her spring green shorts, black swimsuit-like shirt, and black with green swirled ribbon outfit on. She was just tying on some old sneakers when she heard something break. She walked outside to discover the culprit. Naruto picked himself off the ground and began to violently attack the Kakashi dummy. He turned when he heard her laughing.
"Hm?" he murmered. "Dummies aren't always the best sparring partners." She told hi. He nodded, "Later I have to go and train with Master Kakashi, Sakura, and Sasuke." She smiled. "How about you go make some ramen, I'll clean this up." Naruto obeyed. Ten minutes later he returned to see that the living room was empty. He walked outside to see Kisuna just jumping down from a tree. She looked up to admire her work.
The Kakashi dummy was tied to a tree, sticks with rubber bands on them and shuriken posted in front of them were placed in two lanes, and there was an 'X' marked on the ground behind the dummy. Naruto examined it to try to figure it out. "What is this? An obstacle course?" he thought out loud. Kisuna walked over to him and grabbed the two bowls of ramen. "That's exactly what it is."
She then explained how it worked. Naruto was to do a quick spar against Kisuna, then weave through the slingshots, attack the Kakashi doll, and rescue the damsel (who happened to be Kisuna) and claim his ramen! Kisuna ran and put the food on the ground then returned to Naruto. "Ready?" she asked innocently. Naruto glanced at his ramen and nodded. "For the ramen! Ready! Fight!" Kisuna yelled before lunging at Naruto.
Soon Naruto was running zigzags, trying his best to not get hit by shuriken and make it to Kakashi. He looked ahead to see Kisuna sitting on the ground. The two bowls of ramen were next to her. "Okay, Naruto! Almost there! Now you have to pick up the pace. Inside Kakashi is a bomb that can go off at any second. You have to beat him down enough to rescue me without exceeding the time limit. Hurry!" Kisuna's voice yelled to him. Naruto assailed the dummy. He threw punches, kunai, shuriken, kicks, everying he had, at it. However, he threw a kunai at the dummy's heart, but his last blow made it where it was still swinging. The knife had cut the dummy's head off.
Kisuna ran to him and swung her arms around him. "Yay!" she cried, "You have saved me from the evil Kakashi! Now, as I have promised." She walked over and picked up the ramen and gave Naruto his prize. "You're prize, brave ninja of Konoha." Naruto accepted it eargerly and they chowed down in the yard. Naruto was exhausted and took a quick nap. Kisuna smiled.
"Where is Naruto? He's supposed to be here! He's the one always complaining about Master Kakashi being late." Sakura was complaining about the ninja who had yet to arrive. Kakashi had shown up a few moments ago and they were still waiting for Naruto. "Finally!" Sakura yelled when she saw Naruto's head bobbing up the hill. She was shocked when it turned out that Kisuna was dragging a sleeping Naruto. "Here he is. I didn't want him to be late for training, but he wouldn't wake up. Sorry it took so long." apologized Kisuna. Naruto was snoring.
"What the hell?" shouted Naruto when water splashed on him. He found Sakura and Kakashi at fault. "Holy shit!" he yelled, just now remembering. "Yeah, well you still got here." Sasuke said. Naruto noticed Kisuna smiling at him. "Aww man... I'm still exhausted from the last training." whined the blonde boy. "Last training?" repeated Kakashi, "That was five days ago..." Sakura glared at Naruto. (Inner Sakura: Are you that lazy?) Naruto shook his head. "No, this morning, Kisuna tried to kill me." They looked at Kisuna and she ended up explaining her 'little training session' with Naruto. Kakashi laughed, Sakura laughed, and Sasuke smirked, though Naruto groaned.
"Come on, ninja boy. If you're going to be the best of the best, you have to take the worst of the worst. Get up." Kisuna ordered. Naruto tried to stand but fell into a sitting position. "I'm still tired." Sakura groaned. "I'll tell you what. If you can catch me one time," she stretched the word 'one' out and held up a finger for emphasis, "You won't have to train anymore today, and I'll make you all the ramen in your house tonight."
Naruto jumped up. "Really?" he asked. Kisuna nodded. Kakashi's eyes widened. 'Aren't I the teacher?' Kisuna looked over at Kakashi. "Do you think that's fair? Master Kakashi?" she asked. He didn't really think so, but if she planned to slave on making ramen for hours, then maybe she had some kind of trick up her sleeve. "Sure." Kisuna beamed. "Catch me if you can!" She disappeared.
"Where did she go?" Sakura asked. "There." Sasuke pointed to Kisuna up in a tree. "You can transport? No fair!" shouted Naruto angrily. "No transportation, I'm just fast." She giggled. She jumped down. "Come on." She turned on her heel and began running. Naruto ran after her but couldn't catch her. She would slow and Naruto would just barely tag her, and she would speed up again to make it impossible. Twenty minutes passed and Naruto was out of air. Kisuna was barely sweating. She pulled the bangs from her face. "You wanna run? Or train?" she asked. "Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto work together to catch Kisuna." Kakashi said smiling. Kisuna ran.
A half-hour passed and Kisuna still had yet to be caught. She had run off into the forest then later sneaked back to Kakashi. "Your specialty is speed." he stated. "Yep." Shouts could be heard down the hill in the village. Sakura appeared and looked down. Sasuke was next, then Naruto. "What are they screaming?" asked Sakura. Kisuna's eyes were slightly wide as she whispered the answer, "Demon."
A girl with long black hair, parted into two ponytails on either side of her head, walked through the village. She wore dark black pants, a red shirt with a black flame symbol, and black boots. Her eyes were a golden hazel. She smirked. "Yeah... demon..." she joked. "What do you want?" someone demanded. She looked to glare at Iruka. Iruka's eyes widened and he gasped. Those eyes! Black makeup was painted over her eyes like a racoon mask without the paint over her nose. It looked like the kyuubi's eyes that had attacked the Konoha village 12 years ago, the one sealed into Naruto!
"Most likey I won't want anything, I'm only looking for one thing only... I bet it's not even here." She said. She looked up and a devious grin crept onto her face.
Kisuna gasped. "OH NO! I gotta get out of here! Sorry but I gotta!" The girl from below disappeared. Kisuna ran but stopped short when the girl landed in front of her. "Run?" the girl finished for her. "Kisuna!" exclaimed Naruto. Kisuna fell on her rear, trembling. The girl knelt down to her level. "You thought you would escape again, eh? Sorry to disappoint you." she snickered. "You leave her alone!" yelled Naruto.
"Or you'll what?" asked the girl as she stood. She was taller than Sasuke. Naruto flinched. Kisuna stood up and sighed. "Guys, meet Foxlyn..." she introduced, "My sister." Sakura and Naruto gasped. Kakashi's eyes widened. Foxlyn snickered and pulled on Kisuna's shirt collar. "So, sister, why weren't you at that damned village? I told you to stay there! that I would come back for you." Foxlyn demanded. "Yeah! You said you would be back, eventually!" Kisuna yelled and glared at her sister. "You just run off and leave me with those stupid fools who tried to kill me! How dare you?" Foxlyn's eyes widened. "They tried to kill you? Feh, then I guess I'm not sorry for paying them that little visit." She chuckled.
"Visit? Did you kill them!" Kisuna demanded. Foxlyn stared at the ground. "No, but if I'd known I would have." Kisuna sighed. "Good." Sasuke stepped forward and asked, "If you two are sisters, how come you acted like you wanted to kill her?" he asked to Foxlyn. Foxlyn turned to him with an annoyed look in his eyes, which instantly disappeared, and they widened.