Note: I do not own any of the countries or any of the advance wars games. This story if you didn't already know is a story about me and my friends. It might be hard to follow at sometimes im sorry for this. If u have a question bout the story just e-mail me at or I give all credit to my friend Timothy H. Holmes. He gave me the inspiration to wright this story.

CHAPTER 2 The First Battle.

Here is a little background on what the world is like. The nation of Orange Star owns what is today know was North America. They have the perfect balance of money and strength. The nation of Blue Moon owns what is Africa. They have a strong economy so they never have to worry about money troubles. The Nation of Yellow Comet owns all of Asia. They have a strong sense of loyalty so they have a very strong military. The nation of Green Earth owns what is known as Europe. They ,like Orange Star, have a balance of money and military strength. And finally is the nation of Black Hole is retreating back to the islands of the pacific and Australia. They are barley alive after the defeats that they suffered in the past wars.

Last time we left off our favorite company just found out that they would be engaging in war for the first time. There first mission go to Guam and take this Black Hole controlled island in the hands of the Orange Star. Lets see what happens.

"Flight #289 now boarding," chimed the intercom. Company F ran in the gate, carrying their guns. They piled their suitcases on Jamie. Kevin ,the other minority, helped by adding a horse feeder full of oat-bran. Jamie munched happily.

"Hey, Captain Elder, how did we get pass security?" asked Samantha.

"Easy," replied Seth. "I told them we were all white!"

"But how did Corporal Owen and Corporal Jerez get past?" asked Samantha

"Well...the security guards were all women," piped Seth. "I guess that Jamie and Kevin took them out back. I only hope that Kevin didn't hang them again."

"Again?"

"Canada was a very unfriendly place and the women are colder than the temperature. He hates being turn down..."

The entire company boarded the airplane and sat next to some very nice Arab people. The Arabs started speaking in hushed voices and kept glancing in the pilots cockpit. The company started to speak to each other and started to check there guns.

"Hey Jamie, do you have enough oat-bran?" asked Kevin

"mmhmm."

"You probably wondering why you still have to carry all the suitcases standing up even though the overhead compartments are empty, right?"

"mmhm."

"It's training."

"mmhatt!"

So the entire company slept for the whole flight except Jamie who had to make sure he didn't collapse under the weight of the suitcases. Also, Private LeVeck couldn't find his AK-47. The Arabs were gone too. No one really cared. As Company F walked off the plane, they broke out into a run, loading their weapons and getting ready for the flight of their lives.

Everyone charged ahead into the primitive airport, Tim and Adam taking the lead, firing madly with their AK-47's. Right behind them were Gabe and Samantha, shooting with their extremely powerful Magnums. Seth, Jamie, and Trey brought up the rear, firing Bazookas in the airport.

"Yeah, can I get fries with that?" asked Kevin.

"Shure ting shur, anything elshe?" asked the Guam McDonald's guy.

"That should be enough."

"Here ish your order shur." said the guy. He placed Kevin's order in the bag and gave it to him. A stray bullet caught the guy in the head. Kevin took the money and proceeded back to the battle. Adam must've shot the guy (he always liked shooting civilians) because he jumped over the counter and unloaded the rest of the clip in the guy. He then proceeded to the kitchen, where the last shots were heard.

Company F assembled in the middle of the airport. They killed about 20 people. The company then helped Jamie take off the suitcases. Kevin took back his oat-brand. The plane that landed suddenly too off and crashed into the ocean.

"Okay troops,"said Captain Elder, "Well will establish headquarters here. Then we will clean up the rest of the enemy."

"Pardon me, Captain Elder, but who is the enemy?" asked Samantha.

"I don't know," replied Seth. "We can only assume that everyone is the enemy."

"Captain Elder," said Adam. "The police are here, about five of them, can I have an extra three clips?"

"No Adam, use what you have."

"This is the police, we have you surrounded. Drop your weapons and come out with your hands up and you will not be harmed."

"Positions everyone!" shouted Seth. "Wait until they get through the door."

"Captain Elder," said Jamie. What about Guam's army?"

"It's 7 P.M.,he's gone home!" shouted Seth.

"Got it"

Everyone got out the big guns. Jamie and Gabe both aimed Bazookas at the front door. Seth, Adam, and Tim aimed their AK-47's at the front door. Samantha aimed her Magnum at the front door. Trey couldn't use his mortars without blowing them all up, so he grabbed a big-arse machine gun, and placed it on a table and aimed it at the front door. Several tense moments passed.

The back door exploded. Thousands of Orange Star soldiers piled through that blast while everyone turned around, firing madly. Adam looked like Christmas came early. He started screaming like a banshee. Orange Star troops fell everywhere, not knowing it was their own Army that was shooting at them. Kevin was somewhere, but no one knew where, nor did anyone notice. After what seemed like forever the Orange Star force stopped trying to change through. Everyone took a peek outside and assuming it was safe, and started stealing Orange Star weapons and ammo clips.

Canisters suddenly crashed through the windows. Gas filled the room. Everyone started to fall into a deep sleep. The last thing anyone saw was a shadowy figures of troops entering the front door.