1Notes: Another one-shot? Already? Geez...This will be a one-shot romance story about...fullmetal alchemist! YAY! Hawkeye+Mustang forever! Lol.
My Military Lover
Colonel Roy Mustang was bored, having done all of his duties.
Usually, when this happened, there was some odd thing happening
for him to fix. But today was different, today...was a very slow day.
So, he decided to do something that he had never done before.
Screw up the courage to ask Riza Hawkeye on a date.
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"Um...Lieutenant Hawkeye..." said Mustang as he walked up to
Hawkeye's desk.
"What is it Colonel?" asked Hawkeye, with her hair all in a sort of
bun-like thing like normal.
"You...would do me great honor...if you accepted my invitation to
go on a date with me.
Hawkeye stared at him, and then smiled, "I'd love to. Now, where
are we going?"
"Erm-" he hadn't thought that far, "It's a surprise. Just...uh...meet
me at my house at 8:00 and you'll see."
"Alright." she said.
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"WHAT?" asked Lieutenant Havoc, "You asked Hawkeye out on
a date?"
"Yes..." said Mustang, shrinking under the pressure, ever if he DID
outrank Havoc.
"And you have no idea where to go...hm...that could be a problem
for you..."
"So?" urged Mustang.
"Good luck!" said Havoc, patting Mustang on the back.
"Grrr!" growled Mustang, as he got out his special Alchemist
gloves, which create fire when he snaps his fingers.
"Take it easy Mustang! I was just kidding!" said Havoc, ready to
run for his life, if necessary.
"Good boy. Now what's the plan?"
"I'll tell you if you give me a raise!" said Havoc.
He then gulped as Mustang prepared to snap his fingers.
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"To a movie! Of course!" said Mustang to himself as he walked
along the sidewalk.
'Maybe I shouldn't have really hurt Havoc...' he thought, and then
shrugged off the thought, 'Now...which movie to go to...'
He looked at the list of movies on Fandango once he got home.
'Hmmm...let's see... Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire...Chicken
Little...the Lost Fist of the Dammed...oh! Here's at good one!'
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As Mustang and Hawkeye reached the movie theater, Mustang
noticed something strange. Hawkeye was actually wearing make-
up! Also, she had let her hair fall back, instead of putting it into a
bun.
"Lieutenant Hawkeye...you look very beautiful..."
"Thank you Colonel Mustang, I shall remember that."
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As they sat in their seats, Mustang had only then realized his
horrible mistake. Instead of getting tickets for Scary Movie Four, he
got tickets for...Chicken Little.
But, instead of Hawkeye looking at him like he was insane or
something, she said, "Aw! What a cute little chicken!"
Now it was Mustang who looked at her like she was insane.
"What?" she asked, "I like chickens."
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At Mustang's doorway, Hawkeye stood there, saying goodbye.
Then, something very, very unexpected happened. She pulled
Mustang down by his collar, and kissed him on the lips.
"Goodbye Mustang, I shall never forget this night, and I will see
you tomorrow."
Mustang just stood there, shocked, and waved his hand back and
forth. When she drove away, he closed the door, and said, "YES!"
He then fainted.
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END OF STORY
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End Notes: YAY! My first romance fanfiction is done! And the real Fullmetal Alchemist is on in ten minutes! Oh, and remember folks: No military members were hurt in a way that could cripple them for their entire life in this chapter. (Inner Hayden: Except for Lieutenant Havoc.) Please R&R the rest of my stories!