1Notes: I dub this...my third one shot story! (Inner Hayden: Freak.) I then go off in a little corner. Freak? (Salazare: Please R&R!) This one shot story shall be about...um...I honestly don't know yet...hm...well, I'll know eventually. Until then, you'll just have to wait. Oh, I forgot. When you see this, you'll also see the story. Damn it. Oh, well...

Do Death Gods Go To Heaven?

L, after being murdered by Remu, was now on his way to heaven,

with Watari next to him.

"So, Watari..." asked L, "Do death gods go to heaven?"

"Is that a joke?" asked a voice.

L turned behind him to see Remu behind him.

"Ah, Reaper-San. I wish to know: Do death gods go to heaven?"

"Either that or Hell. Why did you ask?"

"Because, you murdered me before I could find a girlfriend!" said

L.

"And why couldn't...oh."

"Yes, and also...now Raito-kun will take over the world!"

"Well...it could be worse." said Remu.

"How exactly?" asked Watari, speaking for the first time since

Remu showed up.

"Give me a minute." said Remu.

L went back to the point, "So...how do you Reapers go to Heaven if

you murder people?"

"It's because murder is defined of killing your own species. And,

last time I checked, Reapers and Humans were not of the same

species." said Remu calmly.

"Oh," said L, "I see."

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Raito looked at Ryuuku, and, just out of curiosity, said, "Hey,

Ryuuku."

"What is it Raito?"

"I've been wondering even since Remu died...do death gods go to

heaven?"

"Yes," said Ryuuku, "I'm sure that we do. But you won't."

"I know Ryuuku, I know." Raito said, smiling.

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END OF STORY

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End Notes: Yes, I know...it was a very short one shot story. But it fits under 'odd' doesn't it? (Inner Hayden: You should've done an original Death Note story...) W/e...I think I might work on 'Children of Kelsey' now...please R&R!.