It's been almost a year…time to make some new verses. Will they be as crazy as the previous? Maybe. Will they be crazy? Duh.
On the first day of Christmas, a Smasher gave to me
A Star Rod at the Fountain of Dreams
Kirby: …Hey, wait!
On the-
Kirby: Stop the singing!
Oh, fine. What?
Kirby: I didn't agree to this.
Ganondorf: Yeah! I was supposed to get my feet licked! My dreams never come true!
C. Falcon: (posing for no reason) Watch the flex!
Kirby: Dumbass. I don't wanna do this again!
Mr. Game & Watch: (beeping furiously)
Roy: He's right! I wanna be in the song too!
Ice Climbers: Us too!
Falco: …Oh, right, me too. Whatever.
Pikachu: Is Pichu here? (looking around)
DK: No, he was whining about something like "no place in the world". Wimp.
Kirby: If I agree to let the song continue, will you leave me alone?
Yes.
Kirby: Forever?
…Yes.
Kirby: Forever?
Let the damn song play.
Kirby: Okay. I'm in the "spirit" again. Please continue.
On the second day of Christmas, a Smasher gave to me
Two Mini-Links
Young Link: (looking at himself in the mirror) Holy crap, two…oh my God, two! Look guys!
And a Star Rod at the Fountain of Dreams
Kirby: (throwing stars at birds)
On the third day of Christmas, a Smasher gave to me
Three Hot Dogs
Mr. G&W: They're sausages, thank you.
DK: Either way… (bites sausage) They suck. (gets slapped)
Two Mini-Links
Y. Link: (still looking in mirror) This is so crazy! Oh my- dudes, check this out! There's me…and then there's me! (gasps, laughs)
And a Star Rod at the Fountain of Dreams
Kirby: (running away from angry seagulls)
On the fourth day of Christmas, a Smasher gave to me
Four Blazing Boys
Roy: (on fire) YES!
Three Hot Dogs
Mr. G&W: Sausages!
DK: (shoveling sausages into mouth) So crappy…but…can't stop eating… (coughing, continues shoveling)
Two Mini-Links
Y. Link: (poking "his" finger, giggling)
And a Star Rod at the Fountain of Dreams
Kirby: (eating apples)
On the fifth day of Christmas, a Smasher gave to me
Five Zelda Screams!
Zelda: Aw, man. (screams)
Four Blazing Boys
Roy: (still on fire) I'm so hawt…
Three Hot Dogs
Mr. G&W: (to himself) They're (beep)in' sausages. Why won't the voice listen? Why?
DK: (still shoveling)
Two Mini-Links
Y. Link: (takes picture of reflection)
And a Star Rod at the Fountain of Dreams
Kirby: (eating apples)
On the sixth day of Christmas, a Smasher gave to me
Six Yoshis Dancing
Six Yoshis: (dancing) We're dancing! Yay!
Green Yoshi: Oh no! The Shy Guys want to dance too!
Yellow Yoshi: Come on! They're only mildly dangerous. Let 'em in!
G. Yoshi: Fine…
Five Zelda Screams!
Zelda: (screams) Falcon, get away from me with that thing!
Falcon: What, my mistletoe?
Zelda: No. That twig you colored green and wrote "mistletoe" on the side of.
Falcon: Playing hard-to-get, huh?
Zelda: I'm not playing anything.
Four Blazing Boys
Roy: (still on fire, swinging sword around) Don't be hatin'! I gots mad skillz, son!
Three Hot Dogs
Mr. G&W: …(shrieking) SAUSAGES!
DK: (slams Mr. G&W into the ground) What'd you put in these? (continues shoveling, starts crying)
Two Mini-Links
Y. Link: I wanna take me with me…heh, that's weird…
And a Star Rod at the Fountain of Dreams
Kirby: Can't wait till this is over. (sucking on candy cane) Can't wait.
On the seventh day of Christmas, a Smasher gave to me
Seven Parrots Squawking
Falco: I hate you.
Six Yoshis Dancing
Blue Yoshi: We're still dancing!
All Yoshis/Shy Guys: Yay!
Five Zelda Screams!
Zelda: (sipping tea)
…Four Blazing Boys
Roy: (on fire, eating red peppers, chuckling)
Three Hot Dogs
Mr. G&W: Yes…eat, my pretty…
DK: (crying and shoveling) I can't breathe…
Two Mini-Links
Link: (looking in Young Link's mirror) …Dude…
Y. Link: I know, right? It's awesome!
And a Star Rod at the Fountain of Dreams
Kirby: Can you speed it up?
On the eighth day of Christmas, a Smasher gave to me
Eight Doctors Flipping
Dr. Mario: I can flip! (does backward somersault, lands on face) Ow.
Seven Parrots Squawking
Falco: Stop calling me a-
Six Yoshis Dancing
White Yoshi: I'm white!
White Shy Guy: I'm white and sparkling!
White Yoshi: (punches White Shy Guy) Shut up!
All Yoshis/Shy Guys minus White: Yay!
Five Zelda Screams!
Zelda: Link, stop looking at yourself!
Four Blazing Boys
Roy: (blazing) Hey Zelda. Wanna share some body heat?
Three Hot Dogs
DK: (choking)
Two Mini-Links
Link/Y. Link: This is the coolest thing I have ever seen. (laughing)
And a Star Rod at the Fountain of Dreams
Kirby: Aw, I'm out of stars…(takes out a pack of AA batteries)
On the ninth day of Christmas, a Smasher gave to me
Nine Bowsers Belching
Bowser: (belches in Falcon's face) Beat that!
Falcon: (coughs) Ew…awesome! (poses)
Eight Doctors Flipping
Dr. Mario: Wait, let me try again! (does backward somersault, lands on Samus) Hey, you're here too? (gets blasted by a missile)
Seven Parrots Squawking
Falco: (cocks Blaster) Where are you? Answer me, you bastard!
Six Yoshis Dancing
Green Yoshi: I'm tired!
All Yoshis/Shy Guys: Yay!
Five Zelda Screams!
Zelda: …
…
Zelda: …
…
Zelda: …
…Four Blazing Boys
Roy: (blazing, whining) Zelda, answer me…
Marth: I want your body heat.
Roy: …
Three Hot Dogs
Mr. G&W: Go, my assassin! I'm done teaching you…
DK: (grunts, eats a sausage, walks toward Popo)
Two Mini-Links
Y. Link: (recording himself with digital camcorder)
Link: (waving to himself)
And a Star Rod at the Fountain of Dreams
Kirby: Why are you guys so dumb?
On the tenth day of Christmas, a Smasher gave to me
Ten Tiny Mallets
Nana: What the- what happened to my (beep)ing mallet? (holds up mallet in pinkie, shuddering gasps)
Nine Bowsers Belching
Bowser: (belches fire in Falcon's face, chuckles)
Falcon: (charred, black, and bald) Dude.
Eight Doctors Flipping
Dr. Mario: I believe in myself! (does a backflip off a brick wall, lands on ass) … (crying)
Seven Parrots Squawking
Falco: (holding rocket launcher) You're lucky you're a voice. Bitch.
Six Yoshis Dancing
Blue Shy Guy: (explodes)
Yellow Yoshi: It doesn't matter!
Red Yoshi: (faints)
All Remaining Yoshis/Shy Guys: Yay!
Five Zelda Screams!
Zelda: I'm not screaming.
Four Blazing Boys
Roy: (blazing with Luigi)
Luigi: Yeah, man…
Three Hot Dogs
DK: (choking Popo)
Nana: (crying) Stop it! Get off of him! This Christmas sucks!
Two Mini-Links
Y. Link: (holding mirror in front of mirror) Trippy…
And a Star Rod at the Fountain of Dreams
Kirby: (asleep)
On the eleventh day of Christmas, a Smasher gave to me
Eleven Singing Balloons
Jigglypuff: (mouth taped, angry muffled squealing)
Ten Tiny Mallets
Nana: (still crying)
Ness: It's Christmas! Cheer up!
Nana: (beep) YOU! (throws tiny mallet in Ness's eye)
Ness: Ow! Mother-
Nine Bowsers Belching
Bowser: (getting slapped by Zelda repeatedly)
Eight Doctors Flipping
Dr. Mario: (warrior cry, does two forward somersaults, crashes into a wall, muffled) Sh(beep).
Seven Parrots Squawking
Falco: (sighs) Shut the (beep) up already!
Six Yoshis Dancing
All Yoshis/Shy Guys: (fighting)
Five Zelda Screams!
Zelda: I'm busy! (continues slapping Bowser)
Peach: (joins in)
Four Blazing Boys
Luigi: (still blazing, holding a cigarette) Light me.
Roy: (not on fire) Ah, light yourself. Jerk.
Luigi: Hee.
Three Hot Dogs
DK: (slamming Popo into the ground while shoveling sausages into his own mouth)
Mr. G&W: (laughing evilly)
Two Mini-Links
Y. Link: Okay, I'm getting bored. (looks around) Ooh, a fish!
And a Star Rod at the Fountain of Dreams
Kirby: (wakes up) Huh? Is it almost over?
On the twelfth day of Christmas, a Smasher gave to me
Twelve Giant White Gloves
Master Hand: (thunderous laughter) Give me all your money!
Marth: Don't you pay us?
MH: …Silence, fool! (slaps Marth's hair off)
Marth: (screams like a girl, faints)
Crazy Hand: (plucks Marth into a wall)
Eleven Singing Balloons
Jigglypuff: (breaks free) Free! Now… (about to sing, gets squashed by Master Hand)
MH: (chuckles sinisterly)
Ten Tiny Mallets
Nana: (running from Ness)
Ness: (chasing Nana with a straight razor) MERRY CHRISTMAS, BITCH!
Nine Bowsers Belching
Bowser: (belches in Crazy Hand's face…?) Heh.
CH: Oh, please! Check this out! (inhales deeply, farts loudly)
Bowser: …How'd you-
CH: DON'T ASK QUESTIONS! (pokes Bowser hard in the stomach)
Bowser: (coughing)
Eight Doctors Flip-
Dr. Mario: I quit! (beep)! (storms away cursing, slips on a banana peel, does perfect backflip) …I did it. I DID IT! I- (gets thrown into the same wall as last time by Master Hand)
MH: Who put that cliché there? WHO DID IT?
Seven Parrots Squawking
Falco: (shooting around erratically and angrily)
Six Yoshis Dancing
Green Yoshi: Aw, the song's ending! (gets stabbed by a sharpened limbo stick) Yay…
Five Zelda Screams!
Zelda: (leaving, gets grabbed by Crazy Hand)
CH: All I can say is this. You will enjoy it! (flies away)
Zelda: … (supersonic scream)
Four Blazing Boys
Roy: (holding lit match to himself)
Luigi: (blazing) That scream hurt…
Three Hot Dogs
Popo: (bloody and motionless)
DK: What have I- (eats sausage) done? (starts crying) Game & Watch, your sausages are evil…
Mr. G&W: (chuckling sinisterly) My formula works…(gets squashed by Master Hand) Didn't hurt!
MH: Oh, yeah…(steals Roy's match, lights up G&W)
Mr. G&W: (running around) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (runs into Roy, sets him on fire)
Roy: …YES!
Two Mini-Links
Y. Link: Zelda broke me…aw…(drinks egg nog)
And a Star Rod at the Fountain of Dreams
Kirby: Yes! It's done! Merry Christmas and SCREW YOU ALL! (runs away, entire area explodes)
Mewtwo: (appears out of nowhere) … (places sign reading "Mewtwo was here…fools!") Yes…
…Yeah, that was it. No more! All gone! Goodbye!