I Wanna Be Grand Legume

If you look at my sash

And my stash of badges

You can see I'm faithful, loyal, true

I do so want to be Grand Legume

I'd climb the highest mountain for you

So please reconsider before you shut me out

Beyond any shadow of a doubt

I, Algonquin C. Lumpus will prove

I've got the right kind of attitude

I'll do most anything to get what I desire

I'd even walk through blazing fire

Just sit back, watch and you'll see

What kind of Scoutmaster I can be

I'll do anything—within reason

No matter weather, time or season

It goes beyond my uniform

That you can plainly tell

I love this camp from the bottom of my heart

Which proves my fortitude as well.

December 3, 2005