Will the real potter please stand up?

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Potter please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Potter please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

Ya'll act like you never seen a wizard before

Eyes popping out of ya heads

Like voldamort just turned up dead

It's the return of the… oh wait did it say in the profit what I think it did….

And Rita skitter said…noting you idiots

Rita's a animangas she'll locked in a jar (he he)

Ginny weasly loves Harry and so dose hermione

Chicka Chicka Harry potter I'm sick of him

Look at him walking around talking to snakes

Cursing every death eater in his way

"Yea but he's soo cute though"

I've got voladimort trying to break into my mind

But its no worse then what's going on in snapes staff room

Sometimes I just wanna grab my wand and cut lose

But I cant do magic without an excuse

My wand is in my hand my wand is in my hand

And if you lucky I just might turn you into a moose

And that's the message we deliver to little

And expect them not to who voldamort is

Ofcorse their gonna know who voldamort's murdered by the time they hit first grade they've got a friend like hermione don't they

We're nothing but witches and wizards

Well some of us are sqwibs who can't perform a spell to save their own lives (arr)

) But if we can hump dead hippogriffs and basilisks then there's no reason why two wizards cant elope (ewe)

But if you feel like I feel then I must have the right love potion witches wave your wands in the air and sing the chorus loud as you can

I'm Harry potter yes I'm the real potter

All you other potters are just imaters

I'm Harry potter yes I'm the real potter

So wont the real potter please stand up

Please stand up please stand up

Well the rest of hogwarts needs to be protected against voldamort but I don't

So I'll blast him to smithereens.

Do you think I really care how many people get in our way half them cant even stomach me let alone stand him

But Harry what if you win wouldn't it be weird

Why so they can lie just to get me

So you can sit me here next to barty crouch

Shit fleur better switch me chairs

So I can sit next to Krum and cedric and hear them argue over who she

Cursed first

You little villain, put me on blast on WWN

"Yeah, Ron's cute, but I think he's married to Hermione, hee-hee"

I should try to get my act together and learn how to be
Then no one would ever know how much it really sucks to be me
I'm sick of all you dark wizards
All you do is try to destroy me
So I have been sent here to annoy you

And there's a million wizards who look like me walk talk and act like me

It just might be the next best thing but not quite me

Cuz I'm Harry potter yes I'm the real potter

All you other potters are just imitating

So won't the real potter please stand up and put your wand up in the air and be proud to have a scar on your head screaming every night in your bed (nooo mummy daddy he's killed cedric) just one more time as loud as you can

I'm Harry potter yes I'm the real potter

All you other potters are just imitating

So wont the real potter please stand up please stand up please stand up

Cause I Harry potter yes I'm the real potter

All you other potters are just imitating so wont the real potter please stand up please stand up please stand up

I guess there's a potter in all of us stuff it lets all stand up