Chapter 5 (if there any misconceptions about the ages forgeive me)

Naruto:24

Yahiko:19

Kagome:18

It was three o'clock and the people of the village started to head towards the once and still prestigious Uchiha homestead. There were whispers of excitement about the truth of Naruto. Many brought food platters but most of the food would be supplied by Sasuske and his wife, rival and friend of Yamanaka Ino. Why Sasuske married Ino was anybody's guess but they loved each other deeply.(don't e-mail me about Ino and Sasuske, thanks. Peace Out.)

The Uchiha clan rose from its ashes over the last ten years, Sasske and Ino had three children, a boy, a girl, and a baby boy. Itachi is never spoken of but he is still out there. People slipped through the Uchiha gates from three to four. There was laughter and hysteria. Questions were asked and they were more or less answered, more or less. By four o'clock Naruto and his comrades were no where to be seen, even the fifth was here by this time.

Where is he, thought the fifth. The ground began to shake, the ninjas prepared themselves for the worst. There was a huge ribitt and then they saw it, a huge frog, reaching high into the sky.

Uchiha Syoran stood next to his two friends and yelled, "Look on top of the frog !!" Everybody looked at the turtle and saw nothing, but when they looked back down they saw the trio. The frog dissipated into smoke and there was loud cheering.

Naruto looked cleaner and had his hair tied back except for his bangs, he had no weapons on him, he wore his kimono. Yahiko too had his hair tied back, revealing his few scars, he left his sakabato at the request of the fifth. Kagome herself looked dazzling.

Syoran ran up to Naruto and yelled towards his father," I told you I saw him in the forest !!!" After their venture into the forest the trio got grounded for about a month, imagine that. After that there was complete silence, nobody said anything, they all just looked amazed.

"Lee the party begin !!" yelled somebody. Everybody went by that word and the party really did begin, the three splitted up and went different ways to the food table. Naruto got to the food table first and began piling everything on to his plate.

A voice of a child from behind him said, "If you are Naruto prove it." Naruto put down his plate. All eyes were on him. What did I have to prove to this kid, thought Naruto.

Naruto began a very special technique. "You asked for it kid. Sexy No Jutsu !!!" Naruto turned into a very hot, big breasted female. The kid nearly choked and spewed blood from his nose, many of the adult males and children alike did to. With a puff of smoke he turned back and began laughing, "You asked for it." Everyone started to laugh and Naruto continued shoveling food on his plate. At the end of the line somebody was blocking his path.

"Always a prankster, can't believe you survived ten years on that piece of crap trick," said the man. It was Naruto's former sensei Iruka.

"Well Iruka-san, I did learn things that even you couldn't teach me in this world, but that includes everyone else in this world ,"said Naruto.

"It's good to see you, I wasn't sure that you were back or not. I didn't believe what Dalo said."

"Who ?"

"Dalo Lee, son of Rock Lee spitting image of his father."

"Yeah, I think I saw him in the forest. A little coward."

"Yes, that is Dalo for you, but he has potential." Iruka stood there for a moment. "Anyways, maybe you could come to my class and perhaps teach them something besides your sexy no jutsu."

"That can be arranged, however many of these I learned are too advanced, but I may have something for them to learn. Iruka and Naruto exchanged their goodbyes. Naruto left the foodline.

The same boy who questioned him about being Naruto returned. He had this same familiar look to him. "Naruto-san would you mind teaching me that technique."

Naruto stood smiling, "What's your name ?"

"Nara Kiran, my father is Shikamaru the strategist."

"Well sure Kiran, but not right now."

"Oh no, he is talking to the enemy," said Hina to her two friends. The trio ran at Naruto.

"Naruto-san please teach us your technique," said Dalo. Naruto stood there with his plate of food.

"Yeah sure, why not." He told them to leave him and that later sometime he would teach them it.

"Trying to mess up little kids, Naruto?" The man speaking to him had to be around seventeen almost the same age as Kagome.

"And who are you?" asked Naruto. This is really bugging me, let me eat, thought Naruto.

"How can you forget me, I'm your rival Konahagarue."

"Man you've grown up."

'I've trained everyday, preparing to beat you."

"Maybe later."

"But I've been training for so long."

"Sorry." Konahagure left discouraged and went to go get him so food. Now to go find Sakura, thought Naruto, and sweep her off her feet. He stood there smiling like an idiot.

Yahiko stood talking to Inzuka Kiba. On Kiba's head sat a dog.

"So, tell me Kiba, what was Naruto like when he was a kid ?" asked Naruto.

"He was a little loud mouth, that was all talk and no bite, but hell he amazed everybody by taking on a ninja stronger than he would ever be, ninja's name was Gaara of the sand."

"That's interesting." Now I have enough to blackmail him, thought Yahiko . Of course the samurai was kidding.

"So kid tell me how long have you been saving the idiot's ass ?"

"A few years."

"You like anybody here, I can set you up."

"I'm just browsing."

"That is so cool, Shino," Kagome said, looking at a bug on the bugmaster's finger. He still had those black sunglasses and the black hair. "How did you do that ?"

"Well it is too complicated to explain but I get my bugs from insdie my body, they share my energy incase you are getting confused.

Kagome stood talking and eating deeply amazed at these bugs and the man controlling them. If only, I was a ninja, thought Kagome.

Sakura stood talking with Sasuske and his wife Ino. Naruto walked over to the small group.

"Hello, Sakura no since the wee ones aren't here maybe we can have an adult conversation." Naruto stood smiling with some chicken dangling from his mouth.

"Are you sure you're even an adult Naruto ?" Naruto ignored this.

"So Sasuske, word is around your no longer single, who's your wife."

"I am," said Ino. She was taller than last time, she no longer held her hair back, she wore a long kimono.

"Very funny Ino-chan."

"She is Naruto."

"I won't ask how you got her." Naruto said this laughing and spraying food. Ino punched him in the face for that. After that Ino left and Sasuske followed.

"So, Sakura since you are single, how bout you and me ?"

"Only in your dreams, hell not even in your dreams." Sakura left him only to be stared at. Women, he thought, isn't life just grand. The people continued staring.

"What are you looking at !!!" He said this spraying food all over. Kagome walked up to Naruto after seeing this spectacle.

"You know Naruto, that prancy bitch Sakura isn't even in your league forget about her," said Kagome. Naruto stared at Kagome, he never knew her to cuss like that. "Naruto, I have something to tell you, we saw the spy."

"You saw her here !!!!" He was once more the center of attention. "We would've told you last night but we didn't get home till late and we just forgot to today." Naruto was infuriated.

"Do you know what that means ?!"

He whispered in her ear, "It means Orochimaru knows we are here. Where did you see her ?"

"At Sakura's, she is her maid."

"Sakura is letting that bitch stay with her ?!"

"No she lives somewhere else." This just made his night.

"Where is Yahiko ?"

"He is talking with a man named Aimichi Choji, something about blackmail."

"So you mean to tell me that Naruto sucked at being a ninja ?" asked Yahiko. He was talking to a ninja named Akimichi Choji. Choji was eating chicken leg and was speaking.

"Not really, but at the ninja academy he just did pranks, it ruined his talent. Did he ever tell you about kyubi ?" Suddenly Naruto appeared between them, facing Choji.

"You are to say no more about Kyubi, he knows nothing about it."

"Yes, Naruto."

"Why Naruto ?"asked Yahiko curiously.

"Don't worry about it, I'll tell you about the fox later down the line, vnow we need to talk about the spy." Yahiko's face lit up.

"Nice seeing you Choji." Choji saluted him with his chicken leg.

They walked out toward the garden. "Kagome, told you about Okuni."

"Yes, we need to find Sakura ." They splitted up but Naruto found Sakura first. She was back in the food line.

"Sakura ,we to talk ,"said Naruto seriously.

"Well, if is about going out with you, then the answer is no," said Sakura.

"No, it is about Okuni."

"How do you know my maid ?"

"She's a spy, she works for Orchimaru." He whispered this little detail into her ear.

"And how do you know this ?" And as if with magic Yahiko appeared by her other ear whispering.

"Well Madame Sakura ." She was giggling. "She joined us on our journey, Naruto and Okuni did some love making stuff ." Her eyes went alit.

"And well in the end, her joining us cost us dearly."

"So you knew my maid and she betrayed you." She said this without tone. Naruto couldn't tell if she was hurt by the fact Okuni and Naruto had sex or the fact that Okuni was a spy.

"Sakura, you need to turn her over to the anbu," said Naruto. "And one other thing about her and me, she seduced me."

"For the current time we should wait and see what she does." Sakura was hurt yes, but she believed Naruto about getting seduced. Sakura finished down the line.

"Why did you do that, Yahiko ?" asked Naruto.

"It is the truth and besides she needed to know." The fifth was approaching them from the large crowd. She walked over and greeted them both.

"Naruto, when can you talk to the council ?" she asked.

"Whenever is the perfect time," said Naruto, he was getting so tired of her asking about his tale.

"Okay then, the perfect time would be in three days." Three days, Naruto thought, I hope Sakura gives Okuni up by then.

Unknown to the people of the party sat a man in the shadows thinking. Vash twirled his colt quickly on his finger and back into his holster. Soon Naruto you will pay for leaving me behind.

A sexy voice began whispering in his ear, "You look so evil sitting there all alone." There was laughter erupting from the party. If only he would've not left me and I could be there too, laughing, thought Vash. But alas Vash isn't instead he is thinking about killing Naruto. Naruto left him to rot in that cell when the ninja was 21.

"Ya know, I still don't know why I joined him," Vash said sadly. But then he remembered, Naruto at age 19 said he would help him go after Legato and the Guns. Naruto did help and with his help his brother was defeated. After his brother was killed, they jumped worlds and met the 13 year old known as Yahiko. They drew several more but they died and the three: Naruto age 21 and Yahiko age 16 along with himself helped to draw the then 15 year oldgirl Kagome. And when they jumped worlds they were under attack and he fell and got caught. Vash kept going over the timeline in his head, but that didn't matter he would still go and kill Naruto and the other two.