Disclaimer: Nope I don't own Harry Potter…*sob* if I did Johnny Depp (DROOL!!! Hottest pirate I've ever seen ^_~) would play as Sirius Black in PoA movie!
A/N: OMG, THANKS SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH FOR ALL THE REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok most of you voted for Hermione and Sirius, but lots of you voted for Hermione and Remus…so I decided that since it's gonna be a little hard getting the playboy Sirius to settle down and all, we'll give Remus and Herm a chance…but then when things get warmed up Sirius'll come into the picture…then we'll have a little love triangle thing going…see which one works the best! ^_^ thanks again for all the wonderful reviews!!!!!!
Hermione got out of the shower; a lavender towel wrapped around her, and made her way to her dorm, where she found the only other awake person Lily. She was looking even prettier than usual with her red locks straightened, and was fussing over a huge mess of clothes on her bed, but when she saw Hermione, a large smile covered her face…and Hermione suddenly remembered what the girl was getting ready for, her stomach sinking.
"Hey, oh my gosh, I can so use your help right now!" Lily picked up two pretty…yet skimpy tank tops, "the white brings out my tan, but the green one make my eyes more noticeable…what do you think?"
"Uh…I think…" Hermione suddenly got an idea, "you definitely need a sweater!!! It's FREEZING out there!"
"What?" Lily's face fell for a second, but then her eyes traveled towards the open window and back giving Hermione a questioning look.
"Um…brrrrr…" Hermione fake shivered lamely avoiding the other girls eyes, who only smiled.
"Gosh you're worst then my mom," Lily said pulling off her PJs and pulling on the white top, "chill, just cause this is a boarding school, it doesn't mean they care about what we wear out of class!!! In fact they don't really care what we wear even in class. 3 years ago Sirius only wore bright colored Hawaiian shirts all year long, and Dombledore told all the teachers to leave him alone and let him dress how he likes."
"Really???" Hermione never knew this, probably cause it wasn't in Hogwarts: the history.
"Yup, this school is pretty cool, cause of Dombledore probably," Lily grinned, "so take out your favorite clothes and party…and I gotta go meet Harry," Lily checked her watch walking towards the door.
"WAIT!" Hermione suddenly burst out, to her it didn't seem right to have Lily dressed like that for her to-be-son, "YOU CAN'T GO!!!"
"What?" Lily looked at her in confusion, but then something seemed to have clicked in her head, "Hermione, do you have a—"
"NO!" she said quickly, and an idea suddenly hit her, the only way she could think of to keep both Lily and Harry out of a sticky situation, "Lily you can't date Harry, he is gay!"
"You're kidding," Lily said at once, but the serious expression on Hermione's face didn't budge, "B-b-but…are you sure?"
"Uh huh, he and Ron used to go out…but it all ended pretty badly, it's a wonder they're still friends if you know what I mean," Lily just stared at Hermione in shock, "listen Lily, they're both pretty sensitive about this, so could you keep it quiet, please. I mean I wasn't even supposed to tell you…"
"Of…of course," Lily said slowly, but then a small smile formed across her face, "and here I was thinking some kind of miracle happened, meeting a guy with actual feeling and personality. Gosh no wonder he was so easy to talk…he actually listened. You know what? I should've known, it was all too good to be true…"
"I'm sorry," Hermione said, honestly feeling bad for lying to her.
"No, it's not your fault! I'm the stupid one who thinks she can find a "fat-free", James Potter, from the head that is!" she now ripped off her clothes, replacing them with school robes, "Oh well, Harry is still pretty cool, at least he is a boy I can actually talk to about stuff."
"Yup, he is good kid, easy to hang out with," Hermione said now cheerfully, "have fun!"
"I will," Lily said walking away, and unfortunately Hermione didn't know what was in her mind.
After getting dressed Hermione walked down to the common room, feeling a little uneasy over her little lie, and decided she didn't really feel like eating. Instead she thought she'd go and pay Ron a visit in his dormroom, and ran up the stairs before thinking about the consequences. She pushed the door open just as James dropped his towel, and got a nice image of his butt (which she was dreadfully thinking must look like Harry's). Feeling her face burn red Hermione was about to turn around and run AWAY, but then Sirius' voice stopped her.
"Don't worry Hermione, half the school's seen James' hairy 'hind!" he grinned at her.
"Yup, he mooned the Slytherins the night before the last Quidditch game, last year!" Remus added, the only one who was already dressed.
"Our Prongsie is proud of his big white ass, never loses a chance to show it off!" Sirius said in such a proud voice, Hermione couldn't help but crack a smile.
Feeling a bit warm all over, Hermione didn't feel awkward anymore, it was hard to around the Marauders, she had now realized. Slowly she made her way towards Ron' bed, trying to avoid James' face, but found him planted in front of her. Mortified she looked up and found his hazel eyes twinkling.
"Really Hermione, it's ok!!!" he said and hugged her, making her blush even more, "If they were to change the school logo, it'll turn to my ass…it's been so many times, I'm pretty sure it's lost it's effect!"
Hermione then felt much better and sat down on Ron's bed. Peter decided to hide behind their curtains to change, but Sirius pulled his even more open, so that they could now see a tall skinny black girl stirring. Hermione tried not to watch as Sirius leaned down to kiss her, though she didn't know why, he turned her on. She quickly had to tell herself that this was inappropriate at school, and frowned at him.
"Do you ever sleep alone?" she asked after the other girl now wrapped in a towel disappeared out the room.
"Where is the fun in that," Sirius said cheerfully, now walking towards her smiling, "would YOU like to join me tonight?"
"In your dreams," she wanted to snap back, but the grin on his face kept her voice soft. So instead she threw a pillow at him
"Oh come on, 'Mione, you know you want me," he said his face now inches from hers, still grinning, and Hermione couldn't help but grin back.
"Oh but I don't," she said pushing him away gently.
"And why is that 'Mione? Don't you think I'm cute?" Sirius was now tugging her hair, but gently.
"That's just it Sirius, I don't think you're cute!" Hermione smirked at him.
"Is that so? Ok than we'll just have to see about that?" suddenly Sirius started tickling Hermione, who was now laughing uncontrollably with tears in her eyes, "do you think I'm cute?"
"No," Hermione chocked out trying to get away.
"Am I cute Hermione?" Sirius asked smirking, tickling her harder.
"YES!" she gasped for breath, but just then Sirius' grin widened and he stopped, "heh heh, works every time!"
Hermione raised her eyebrows at him, "I'll get you for that Sirius Black!"
"Will you two get a room," said Ron who had just walked out of the room's washroom, looking at the two rather jealously.
There was a time when Hermione thought her and Ron could get together, but then he ended up spending most of the summer with Luna Lovegood, who had the hugest crush on him and didn't live too far away. After that Hermione had decided that the two of them were MUCH better off as friends anyway. Now seeing him look jealous gave Hermione a sense of satisfaction, though she was aware that she wasn't acting like her usual self…Sirius seemed to have that kind of effect on her.
Sirius grinned at Hermione, "So how's the fight coming Ms. Rebel?"
"Everyone is so excited," Hermione said, then bit her lip feeling a little worried, "I just hope it doesn't go too far, or else someone might get badly hurt!"
"Hey don't worrie," Sirius told her now getting up, and jumping on James' back, "me and my good buddy Prongsie just got the prefect idea for today's prank…who knows, maybe by Friday the Slytherins'll get so scared they won't show!"
"I doubt that!"
"Listen kiddo, whats gonna happen will happen…no point worrin' bout it!" James said trying to push Sirius off, so he could put on his robes, "my mom always says you should never worrie about the future, or you'll grow old too fast!"
"You're mom also says, to never put anything on fire," Remus pointed out looking through the mess on the floor in front of Sirius' bed, "SIRIUS!!!! Where the hell is my transfiguration notebook!!!"
"You might wanna look under those shirts," he pointed at a small piled of clothes on top of each other, then turned back to Hermione, "don't think about it too much…Gryffindor is the best, we always beat Slytherin in everything, well except for the house cup that is!"
"If anyone should be worried, it's the Slytherins, and not just cause of our brilliant pranks!" James added, than jumped on Sirius' back, and they both started chanting "Gryffindor RULES" over and over again.
Ron seemed to enjoy this and started chanting along with them and Peter, Remus on the other hand raised an amused eyebrow at Hermione, who shook her head smiling, before they made their way out of the room together.
A/N: OMG, THANKS SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH FOR ALL THE REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok most of you voted for Hermione and Sirius, but lots of you voted for Hermione and Remus…so I decided that since it's gonna be a little hard getting the playboy Sirius to settle down and all, we'll give Remus and Herm a chance…but then when things get warmed up Sirius'll come into the picture…then we'll have a little love triangle thing going…see which one works the best! ^_^ thanks again for all the wonderful reviews!!!!!!
Hermione got out of the shower; a lavender towel wrapped around her, and made her way to her dorm, where she found the only other awake person Lily. She was looking even prettier than usual with her red locks straightened, and was fussing over a huge mess of clothes on her bed, but when she saw Hermione, a large smile covered her face…and Hermione suddenly remembered what the girl was getting ready for, her stomach sinking.
"Hey, oh my gosh, I can so use your help right now!" Lily picked up two pretty…yet skimpy tank tops, "the white brings out my tan, but the green one make my eyes more noticeable…what do you think?"
"Uh…I think…" Hermione suddenly got an idea, "you definitely need a sweater!!! It's FREEZING out there!"
"What?" Lily's face fell for a second, but then her eyes traveled towards the open window and back giving Hermione a questioning look.
"Um…brrrrr…" Hermione fake shivered lamely avoiding the other girls eyes, who only smiled.
"Gosh you're worst then my mom," Lily said pulling off her PJs and pulling on the white top, "chill, just cause this is a boarding school, it doesn't mean they care about what we wear out of class!!! In fact they don't really care what we wear even in class. 3 years ago Sirius only wore bright colored Hawaiian shirts all year long, and Dombledore told all the teachers to leave him alone and let him dress how he likes."
"Really???" Hermione never knew this, probably cause it wasn't in Hogwarts: the history.
"Yup, this school is pretty cool, cause of Dombledore probably," Lily grinned, "so take out your favorite clothes and party…and I gotta go meet Harry," Lily checked her watch walking towards the door.
"WAIT!" Hermione suddenly burst out, to her it didn't seem right to have Lily dressed like that for her to-be-son, "YOU CAN'T GO!!!"
"What?" Lily looked at her in confusion, but then something seemed to have clicked in her head, "Hermione, do you have a—"
"NO!" she said quickly, and an idea suddenly hit her, the only way she could think of to keep both Lily and Harry out of a sticky situation, "Lily you can't date Harry, he is gay!"
"You're kidding," Lily said at once, but the serious expression on Hermione's face didn't budge, "B-b-but…are you sure?"
"Uh huh, he and Ron used to go out…but it all ended pretty badly, it's a wonder they're still friends if you know what I mean," Lily just stared at Hermione in shock, "listen Lily, they're both pretty sensitive about this, so could you keep it quiet, please. I mean I wasn't even supposed to tell you…"
"Of…of course," Lily said slowly, but then a small smile formed across her face, "and here I was thinking some kind of miracle happened, meeting a guy with actual feeling and personality. Gosh no wonder he was so easy to talk…he actually listened. You know what? I should've known, it was all too good to be true…"
"I'm sorry," Hermione said, honestly feeling bad for lying to her.
"No, it's not your fault! I'm the stupid one who thinks she can find a "fat-free", James Potter, from the head that is!" she now ripped off her clothes, replacing them with school robes, "Oh well, Harry is still pretty cool, at least he is a boy I can actually talk to about stuff."
"Yup, he is good kid, easy to hang out with," Hermione said now cheerfully, "have fun!"
"I will," Lily said walking away, and unfortunately Hermione didn't know what was in her mind.
After getting dressed Hermione walked down to the common room, feeling a little uneasy over her little lie, and decided she didn't really feel like eating. Instead she thought she'd go and pay Ron a visit in his dormroom, and ran up the stairs before thinking about the consequences. She pushed the door open just as James dropped his towel, and got a nice image of his butt (which she was dreadfully thinking must look like Harry's). Feeling her face burn red Hermione was about to turn around and run AWAY, but then Sirius' voice stopped her.
"Don't worry Hermione, half the school's seen James' hairy 'hind!" he grinned at her.
"Yup, he mooned the Slytherins the night before the last Quidditch game, last year!" Remus added, the only one who was already dressed.
"Our Prongsie is proud of his big white ass, never loses a chance to show it off!" Sirius said in such a proud voice, Hermione couldn't help but crack a smile.
Feeling a bit warm all over, Hermione didn't feel awkward anymore, it was hard to around the Marauders, she had now realized. Slowly she made her way towards Ron' bed, trying to avoid James' face, but found him planted in front of her. Mortified she looked up and found his hazel eyes twinkling.
"Really Hermione, it's ok!!!" he said and hugged her, making her blush even more, "If they were to change the school logo, it'll turn to my ass…it's been so many times, I'm pretty sure it's lost it's effect!"
Hermione then felt much better and sat down on Ron's bed. Peter decided to hide behind their curtains to change, but Sirius pulled his even more open, so that they could now see a tall skinny black girl stirring. Hermione tried not to watch as Sirius leaned down to kiss her, though she didn't know why, he turned her on. She quickly had to tell herself that this was inappropriate at school, and frowned at him.
"Do you ever sleep alone?" she asked after the other girl now wrapped in a towel disappeared out the room.
"Where is the fun in that," Sirius said cheerfully, now walking towards her smiling, "would YOU like to join me tonight?"
"In your dreams," she wanted to snap back, but the grin on his face kept her voice soft. So instead she threw a pillow at him
"Oh come on, 'Mione, you know you want me," he said his face now inches from hers, still grinning, and Hermione couldn't help but grin back.
"Oh but I don't," she said pushing him away gently.
"And why is that 'Mione? Don't you think I'm cute?" Sirius was now tugging her hair, but gently.
"That's just it Sirius, I don't think you're cute!" Hermione smirked at him.
"Is that so? Ok than we'll just have to see about that?" suddenly Sirius started tickling Hermione, who was now laughing uncontrollably with tears in her eyes, "do you think I'm cute?"
"No," Hermione chocked out trying to get away.
"Am I cute Hermione?" Sirius asked smirking, tickling her harder.
"YES!" she gasped for breath, but just then Sirius' grin widened and he stopped, "heh heh, works every time!"
Hermione raised her eyebrows at him, "I'll get you for that Sirius Black!"
"Will you two get a room," said Ron who had just walked out of the room's washroom, looking at the two rather jealously.
There was a time when Hermione thought her and Ron could get together, but then he ended up spending most of the summer with Luna Lovegood, who had the hugest crush on him and didn't live too far away. After that Hermione had decided that the two of them were MUCH better off as friends anyway. Now seeing him look jealous gave Hermione a sense of satisfaction, though she was aware that she wasn't acting like her usual self…Sirius seemed to have that kind of effect on her.
Sirius grinned at Hermione, "So how's the fight coming Ms. Rebel?"
"Everyone is so excited," Hermione said, then bit her lip feeling a little worried, "I just hope it doesn't go too far, or else someone might get badly hurt!"
"Hey don't worrie," Sirius told her now getting up, and jumping on James' back, "me and my good buddy Prongsie just got the prefect idea for today's prank…who knows, maybe by Friday the Slytherins'll get so scared they won't show!"
"I doubt that!"
"Listen kiddo, whats gonna happen will happen…no point worrin' bout it!" James said trying to push Sirius off, so he could put on his robes, "my mom always says you should never worrie about the future, or you'll grow old too fast!"
"You're mom also says, to never put anything on fire," Remus pointed out looking through the mess on the floor in front of Sirius' bed, "SIRIUS!!!! Where the hell is my transfiguration notebook!!!"
"You might wanna look under those shirts," he pointed at a small piled of clothes on top of each other, then turned back to Hermione, "don't think about it too much…Gryffindor is the best, we always beat Slytherin in everything, well except for the house cup that is!"
"If anyone should be worried, it's the Slytherins, and not just cause of our brilliant pranks!" James added, than jumped on Sirius' back, and they both started chanting "Gryffindor RULES" over and over again.
Ron seemed to enjoy this and started chanting along with them and Peter, Remus on the other hand raised an amused eyebrow at Hermione, who shook her head smiling, before they made their way out of the room together.