Disclaimer: If only I own Harry Potter…Remus Lupin would be played by Christian Bale, like it was rumoured…but since I don't, than I can only hope the other guy is good! ^_^
A/N: Thanx for all your SUPER reviews! And to answer to the slash thing…well originally I wanted a Sirius/Herm/Remus love triangle, and I still want that, so slash pairing would happen after the result of that, and honestly I like flings for slash better than a whole long term thing…but for now, Lily thinks Harry and Ron are gay…but are they??? ^_~
While the yelp coming from Ernie Coppercauldron was indeed the work of the Marauders, it sure wasn't the brilliant new plan, the poor kid's pants had just exploded open. Thinking back to History of Magic classroom, Harry grinned.
The teacher had put only two chairs with each table, as to divide them all in to pairs. Harry and Ron took the table on the right side of James and Sirius, and watched as their new divinition teacher, Ms. Chancery drifted out of the shadows. To Harry she looked like those muggle fortune tellers on TV, a large woman with long curly dark hair, huge dark eyes, and big lips covered in a dark dull color. Harry and Ron exchanged grins, both sure that she too was another old phony, much like Tralawney.
Drowsy, Harry listened to Chancery drawn on and on, studying her large brown mole. He hardly even noticed she had stopped, that is until she was standing beside the table next to them, checking to see if Sirius and James' skills with the crystal ball were at the level of their finished OWLs! Giving Ron an alarmed look, Harry turned to watch them.
"That's nice, I'm sure you had a wonderful summer Black," Chancery said sounding rather irritated, but Sirius' grin only widened, "now tell me all that you see in the ball!"
"I see…mmm…I seeeeeee…" Sirius closed his eyes halfway, trying to look and sound just as mystical their teacher, who now looked very anxious.
"Yes?"
"Oh my…it's…it's so clear…I see…" for a second Harry was sure Chancery was gonna start shaking Sirius, if he didn't hurry up and tell them, but then with an sudden impressive look, Sirius' eyes popped open, " I see…NAKED GIRLS…lots and lots of naked girls."
"BLACK!"
Laughing Ron and Harry turned to watch, as Chancery now turned to James, with a pained face. James merely grinned, showing that he wasn't about to pull a Sirius.
"I KNOW, now tell me what you see!"
"I see my mom," James said, wincing towards the crystal ball.
"Is that all?" Chancery said sounding relieved.
"Yes…except…she is a pig!!!"
"WHAT??!!!"
"Oh no! That means…I'm a pig too…" suddenly looking as though he was in pain, James whipped his arms up, staring at them fearfully…and then, out of no where, James turned into a PIG!!!
The whole class washed as a little pink piggy appeared exactly where James had been sitting a second ago, and without waiting around, he leaped off of James's chair, and began to run across the room, breaking china, tipping over candles, and snoring at the kids. It was quite obvious, human or pig; James Potter was a little troublemaking prat!!!
Not too long later, it seemed like Chancery had, had enough of little piggy James, and became rather hysterical, screaming at Sirius to go catch him. Looking delighted Sirius Jumped up so fast his chair got knocked over…but the piggy was too fast for him. Seizing his chance to get in on the prank, Harry and Ron both got up to help, but not before Remus and Peter both dived over their desk at the same time, as the piggy emerged from under it, but only managed to knock their heads together.
Out of the corner of his eyes, Harry was sure he saw Sirius *accidentally* kick the trapdoor open, and before long piggy James easily escaped from the room with it. Sirius practically dived down the stairs, closely followed by the others, and dashed down the North Tower so fast, Harry was amazed he didn't fall on his head. Yet it wasn't the stairs that knocked Sirius off his feet, but a rather sour looking professor.
While running down the hallways, Sirius didn't notice Karkroff in time, and smacked right into him, sending the potion master's cauldron to go flying over his head…and fall right on top of piggy James, imprisoning him! Before Karkroff could get off from the flour and yell at him, Sirius sprang to his feet and ran to the upside down cauldron, mumbling a quick apology. Sirius quickly took the cauldron handles, and forcefully pulled it off and dived on top of the piggy…but James easily slipped from right under Sirius, sending him to hit the ground hard, chest first.
Rubbing his ribs, Sirius got up, and smelled his hand. He then turned to the others grinning and suddenly smeared a yellow gooey something on Remus' faces, and dashed away after the pig. Disgusted Remus touched his cheek and brought his fingers to his nose, and his eyes widened first with realization, and then with humor. Laughing he muttered something about troll oil, and quickened his pace after Sirius and piggy James.
If Piggy James had been a problem in Chancery's class, then he was a disaster in Prof. Moonstride's Arithmacy class. The poor Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff 6th years watched in horror as the pig pounced around their classroom drenching their precious parchments full of complicated formulas, with oil dipping from his soft skin. Remus successfully managed to lure piggy James out, but not after he sent half the books and Parchments on Moonstride's desk into the blazing red fire. Though Harry was sure the students and Moonstride were relieved, as they exited no one made a noise, it seemed the damaged caused was so disastrous that no one could even bear to manage the easy task of speaking.
The little trip to Charms wasn't much better, though this time piggy James wasn't the only one in class destruction; he was more the cause than the source. The second the pig had slipped through the window, with the 5 boys close on his tail, the whole of the Slytherin and Hufflepuff 4th years were so distracted their charms not only not hit the right objects, but obviously didn't seem to had the desired effects, as much of the objects (as well as some unfortunate students) burned up in flames, exploded, or even began to sprout out some boils! But the Marauder's worries had just began…as the little piggy had just slipped into none other than McGonagall's 7th year Gryffindor and Ravenclaw class.
His stomach burning with dread Harry followed the others after the pig, and boy was it bad. Harry dared the quickest look at McGonagall's face, only to see it dangerously pale, and her lips so thin they were hardly visible. While piggy James was indeed a major distraction for the NEWT class, so was Sirius (for the girls at least!), and neither was doing anything to help it. The pig kept prancing around, knocking things over, and Sirius had momentarily stopped his pig hunting, and was leaning down on a very attractive girl, with long shiny black hair. Just when Harry was sure McGonagall would explode, Sirius was caught in a liplock, and Harry ran out of the class his mind begging for cover. But fortunately it seemed, as though piggy James had sensed trouble, and he too dashed out of the door, and unbelievably so did Sirius, all in one piece.
As much as Harry wanted this to be over, his sides were aching like mad, he knew it wasn't, as now the pig slipped out of the entrance hall and out to the grounds. Sirius who was now very flushed, grinned and ordered Remus and Peter to left, and Harry and Ron to right, with himself in the middle…and he yelled out 'GO' and all five boys divide on to the little piggy at the same time. Though still very slippery, piggy James was trapped from all sides, and could not scape. Swearing cheerfully, Sirius whipped out his wand, and instantly the pig had turned right back into James.
"Glad you could join us again Prongsie!" Sirius said running his hands over all the slime on his shirt.
"I gotta admit, that was some good timing Padfoot…very impressive!" James grinned getting up, drenched in oil.
"You knew what you were doing all this time!!!" Remus cried, very red from all the running.
"Of course, no pig is that cool!" James smirked.
"You…YOU IDIOT!!!" Remus shouted, now even more red, "do you have any idea how much trouble you got us in with the most horrible teachers in this school??? Huh? Because of you now every single one of us will have detentions for the REST of the year!!!! I can't believe—"
"Relax Moony!!!" Sirius cut him off, "we were merely doing what our Divinition professor instructed us to do! What if a few little accidents happened along the way—"
"A FEW LITTLE accidents, ha! I wish—"
"They have nothing to incriminate us with, no matter how mad they are!" Sirius finished triumphantly.
"So what? They're gonna accept that James just SUDDENLY turned into a pig and back???" Remus asked doubtfully, and Ron and Peter looked as though they agreed with him…Harry on the other hand wasn't so sure as he watched Sirius' grin widen.
"No, but they've got no evidence to prove anything else might have happened, as everyone was too busy watching James' mad act to notice me transfiguring him! Even you didn't see it, and that's saying something!"
"Yup! All yield to my incredible acting skills!!!" James said in an booming voice, before getting whacked by Sirius.
"I really would Jamsie, honest, but with all that grease you look like Snivellus, and I can barely stand to look at you…let alone show love!" and this time Sirius was the one who got whacked.
"So…back to class I suppose," Peter suggested nervously, eyeing the two.
"Actually, you guys go ahead…today's prank is a treat for you all!" James said exchanging the widest grin yet, with Sirius.
"Ya, just be forewarned…it's rather gruesome!!!" Sirius advised, and Remus suddenly looked tense and was about to speak, when Sirius quickly shook his head, "not THAT gruesome…just a bit fun…"
A/N: Thanx for all your SUPER reviews! And to answer to the slash thing…well originally I wanted a Sirius/Herm/Remus love triangle, and I still want that, so slash pairing would happen after the result of that, and honestly I like flings for slash better than a whole long term thing…but for now, Lily thinks Harry and Ron are gay…but are they??? ^_~
While the yelp coming from Ernie Coppercauldron was indeed the work of the Marauders, it sure wasn't the brilliant new plan, the poor kid's pants had just exploded open. Thinking back to History of Magic classroom, Harry grinned.
The teacher had put only two chairs with each table, as to divide them all in to pairs. Harry and Ron took the table on the right side of James and Sirius, and watched as their new divinition teacher, Ms. Chancery drifted out of the shadows. To Harry she looked like those muggle fortune tellers on TV, a large woman with long curly dark hair, huge dark eyes, and big lips covered in a dark dull color. Harry and Ron exchanged grins, both sure that she too was another old phony, much like Tralawney.
Drowsy, Harry listened to Chancery drawn on and on, studying her large brown mole. He hardly even noticed she had stopped, that is until she was standing beside the table next to them, checking to see if Sirius and James' skills with the crystal ball were at the level of their finished OWLs! Giving Ron an alarmed look, Harry turned to watch them.
"That's nice, I'm sure you had a wonderful summer Black," Chancery said sounding rather irritated, but Sirius' grin only widened, "now tell me all that you see in the ball!"
"I see…mmm…I seeeeeee…" Sirius closed his eyes halfway, trying to look and sound just as mystical their teacher, who now looked very anxious.
"Yes?"
"Oh my…it's…it's so clear…I see…" for a second Harry was sure Chancery was gonna start shaking Sirius, if he didn't hurry up and tell them, but then with an sudden impressive look, Sirius' eyes popped open, " I see…NAKED GIRLS…lots and lots of naked girls."
"BLACK!"
Laughing Ron and Harry turned to watch, as Chancery now turned to James, with a pained face. James merely grinned, showing that he wasn't about to pull a Sirius.
"I KNOW, now tell me what you see!"
"I see my mom," James said, wincing towards the crystal ball.
"Is that all?" Chancery said sounding relieved.
"Yes…except…she is a pig!!!"
"WHAT??!!!"
"Oh no! That means…I'm a pig too…" suddenly looking as though he was in pain, James whipped his arms up, staring at them fearfully…and then, out of no where, James turned into a PIG!!!
The whole class washed as a little pink piggy appeared exactly where James had been sitting a second ago, and without waiting around, he leaped off of James's chair, and began to run across the room, breaking china, tipping over candles, and snoring at the kids. It was quite obvious, human or pig; James Potter was a little troublemaking prat!!!
Not too long later, it seemed like Chancery had, had enough of little piggy James, and became rather hysterical, screaming at Sirius to go catch him. Looking delighted Sirius Jumped up so fast his chair got knocked over…but the piggy was too fast for him. Seizing his chance to get in on the prank, Harry and Ron both got up to help, but not before Remus and Peter both dived over their desk at the same time, as the piggy emerged from under it, but only managed to knock their heads together.
Out of the corner of his eyes, Harry was sure he saw Sirius *accidentally* kick the trapdoor open, and before long piggy James easily escaped from the room with it. Sirius practically dived down the stairs, closely followed by the others, and dashed down the North Tower so fast, Harry was amazed he didn't fall on his head. Yet it wasn't the stairs that knocked Sirius off his feet, but a rather sour looking professor.
While running down the hallways, Sirius didn't notice Karkroff in time, and smacked right into him, sending the potion master's cauldron to go flying over his head…and fall right on top of piggy James, imprisoning him! Before Karkroff could get off from the flour and yell at him, Sirius sprang to his feet and ran to the upside down cauldron, mumbling a quick apology. Sirius quickly took the cauldron handles, and forcefully pulled it off and dived on top of the piggy…but James easily slipped from right under Sirius, sending him to hit the ground hard, chest first.
Rubbing his ribs, Sirius got up, and smelled his hand. He then turned to the others grinning and suddenly smeared a yellow gooey something on Remus' faces, and dashed away after the pig. Disgusted Remus touched his cheek and brought his fingers to his nose, and his eyes widened first with realization, and then with humor. Laughing he muttered something about troll oil, and quickened his pace after Sirius and piggy James.
If Piggy James had been a problem in Chancery's class, then he was a disaster in Prof. Moonstride's Arithmacy class. The poor Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff 6th years watched in horror as the pig pounced around their classroom drenching their precious parchments full of complicated formulas, with oil dipping from his soft skin. Remus successfully managed to lure piggy James out, but not after he sent half the books and Parchments on Moonstride's desk into the blazing red fire. Though Harry was sure the students and Moonstride were relieved, as they exited no one made a noise, it seemed the damaged caused was so disastrous that no one could even bear to manage the easy task of speaking.
The little trip to Charms wasn't much better, though this time piggy James wasn't the only one in class destruction; he was more the cause than the source. The second the pig had slipped through the window, with the 5 boys close on his tail, the whole of the Slytherin and Hufflepuff 4th years were so distracted their charms not only not hit the right objects, but obviously didn't seem to had the desired effects, as much of the objects (as well as some unfortunate students) burned up in flames, exploded, or even began to sprout out some boils! But the Marauder's worries had just began…as the little piggy had just slipped into none other than McGonagall's 7th year Gryffindor and Ravenclaw class.
His stomach burning with dread Harry followed the others after the pig, and boy was it bad. Harry dared the quickest look at McGonagall's face, only to see it dangerously pale, and her lips so thin they were hardly visible. While piggy James was indeed a major distraction for the NEWT class, so was Sirius (for the girls at least!), and neither was doing anything to help it. The pig kept prancing around, knocking things over, and Sirius had momentarily stopped his pig hunting, and was leaning down on a very attractive girl, with long shiny black hair. Just when Harry was sure McGonagall would explode, Sirius was caught in a liplock, and Harry ran out of the class his mind begging for cover. But fortunately it seemed, as though piggy James had sensed trouble, and he too dashed out of the door, and unbelievably so did Sirius, all in one piece.
As much as Harry wanted this to be over, his sides were aching like mad, he knew it wasn't, as now the pig slipped out of the entrance hall and out to the grounds. Sirius who was now very flushed, grinned and ordered Remus and Peter to left, and Harry and Ron to right, with himself in the middle…and he yelled out 'GO' and all five boys divide on to the little piggy at the same time. Though still very slippery, piggy James was trapped from all sides, and could not scape. Swearing cheerfully, Sirius whipped out his wand, and instantly the pig had turned right back into James.
"Glad you could join us again Prongsie!" Sirius said running his hands over all the slime on his shirt.
"I gotta admit, that was some good timing Padfoot…very impressive!" James grinned getting up, drenched in oil.
"You knew what you were doing all this time!!!" Remus cried, very red from all the running.
"Of course, no pig is that cool!" James smirked.
"You…YOU IDIOT!!!" Remus shouted, now even more red, "do you have any idea how much trouble you got us in with the most horrible teachers in this school??? Huh? Because of you now every single one of us will have detentions for the REST of the year!!!! I can't believe—"
"Relax Moony!!!" Sirius cut him off, "we were merely doing what our Divinition professor instructed us to do! What if a few little accidents happened along the way—"
"A FEW LITTLE accidents, ha! I wish—"
"They have nothing to incriminate us with, no matter how mad they are!" Sirius finished triumphantly.
"So what? They're gonna accept that James just SUDDENLY turned into a pig and back???" Remus asked doubtfully, and Ron and Peter looked as though they agreed with him…Harry on the other hand wasn't so sure as he watched Sirius' grin widen.
"No, but they've got no evidence to prove anything else might have happened, as everyone was too busy watching James' mad act to notice me transfiguring him! Even you didn't see it, and that's saying something!"
"Yup! All yield to my incredible acting skills!!!" James said in an booming voice, before getting whacked by Sirius.
"I really would Jamsie, honest, but with all that grease you look like Snivellus, and I can barely stand to look at you…let alone show love!" and this time Sirius was the one who got whacked.
"So…back to class I suppose," Peter suggested nervously, eyeing the two.
"Actually, you guys go ahead…today's prank is a treat for you all!" James said exchanging the widest grin yet, with Sirius.
"Ya, just be forewarned…it's rather gruesome!!!" Sirius advised, and Remus suddenly looked tense and was about to speak, when Sirius quickly shook his head, "not THAT gruesome…just a bit fun…"