Got to get this story up! Please enjoy it! As it is a story about me and my weird friends getting trapped in the Wind Waker!
Disclaimer: We don't own Wind Waker. Now lawyers won't come and hunt us down!
The Beginning! ( yes laugh at the stupid title)
It was 10:00 p.m. and JoLee (a girl with long puffy dirty blond hair and green eyes), Rachelle (a girl with short puffy brown hair and brown eyes), and Ariana (a girl with blonde hair and blue eyes) were having a sleepover at JoLee's house. After playing Dance Dance Revolution for five straight hours they decided to take a break.
Rachelle and Ariana watched JoLee play WindWaker in her room. She was on the level when you go through the basement in that cool cabana on the oasis.
"Eeeek! Redeads! I hate Redeads! Die! Die! You scary Redeads!" JoLee yelled. She slashed the redeads before either one could even get up. "Thank god! Those things creep me out!" JoLee said wiping fake sweat from her forehead.
"You mean! Thank Goddesses!" Rachelle said repeating something she read on fanfiction. All the girls laughed then the TV went blank. They stopped laughing and looked at the TV.
"What happened?" Ariana asked. " I don't know but I hope I don't have to restart that level because I do not want to face those Redeads again!" JoLee said. "Oh come on, JoLee! Redeads aren't that bad!" Rachelle criticized.
" Easy for you to say! These Redeads on WindWaker are ten times scarier than the Redeads on Ocarina of Time!" JoLee snapped back, she was really mad because she thought she would have to face the Redeads again and she hated Redeads!
"Oh! No there not!" Rachelle said. "Yes they are!" JoLee said.
"No there not!"
"Yes they are!"
"No there not!"
"Yes they are!"
"No there not!"
"Yes they are!"
"Yes they are!"
" No there not!"
"Ha!" Rachelle said. "What?" JoLee said. "You said my Redeads are scarier than your Redeads!" Rachelle said. "No I did no..grrrrrrrr!" JoLee growled.
Rachelle and Ariana laughed and slowly JoLee laughed with them. Then suddenly the TV made a weird sound.
Frzzzt. Frzzt.
"A JoLee, your TV is acting weird." Ariana said.
"Tell me something I don't know. I tell ya, this TV is an old crap box if you ask me!" JoLee said. Suddenly a small blue twister popped out of the TV sucking the girls in!
"I think you hurt the TV's feelings!" Rachelle yelled. Then the girls lost conciseness.
#$&$#$
Ariana woke up. Her head really hurt but she felt a nice breeze. "Awww." Ariana said. Wait hold on a sec…a breeze!
Ariana got up. "Where am I?" she asked herself. She was facing a dark hole, which looked like a cave entrance. To her left and right were purple pots and behind her was.
"EEEEEP!" Ariana screamed. She guessed she was on a ledge because behind her was a small fence and a really steep drop. Well actually she did see the ocean, which was beautiful by the way, but it was really far down!
"Oh boy." Ariana said She was scared. Strong emotion. SPLOOSH! Water came out of nowhere and hit Ariana in the face. "Where did that come from!" she yelled, her arms raised up high. Anger. Another strong emotion. FWOOSH!
It sounded like water coming out of a pipe. Some water sprinkled down on her and stopped. "OK! What's going on!" she said. She crossed her arms. Annoyed. Another strong emotion. FWOOSH!
The sound again and then Ariana realized. "Why is water coming out of my hands?"
$#&(Rachelle was laying on the ground, to weak to get up. But she could still get annoyed. The whole time she layed there she hears the same, strange music. De do, de do, de do, do do! (the music that plays in Forest Haven).
"AW! I can't take it anymore!" Rachelle yelled. Annoyed. Strong emotion. Frzzzt!
Rachelle felt a strange tickling sensation and felt her hair stand up on end. "What the?" Rachelle said. She got up and looked around. She was in some sort of forest.
"I'm defiantly not in Kansas anymore." she joked. Joking. It's not an emotion but it works! Frzzzt! There it was again! "OK! Where is that coming from?" she asked. Confusion. You get the picture. Frzzzt!
"I'm getting really angry here!" Rachelle yelled. Anger. Frzzzt! "OK! THAT'S IT!" Anger again. Frzzzt! Rachelle noticed something-yellow come out of her hands.
"What the?"
Frzzzt!
"Now wait!"
Frzzzt!
"Hold on!"
Frzzzt!
"STOP IT!"
….!
"Thank you!"
Frzzzt!
"Grrrrr!"
….!
"Ok, so what in the world can this stuff be coming out of my hands?" she asked herself.
Frzzzt!
She starred at it. "Wait! It looks like electricity!"
Frzzzt! Frzzzt!
"Yeah I got it right!" Rachelle yelled. "Wait! But why?"
$#&$$JoLee slowly woke up. "Owwww." She moaned. She was laying on something hard. Hard, damp, cold, and dusty.
JoLee shivered. Shivering. FWISH! Suddenly she felt warm. "Awww….wait!" she said, sitting up. She looked at her hands.
"…..!"
"FIRE!" she yelled.
There in each palm was a ball of fire. "Beautiful, gleaming fire." JoLee thought. "OH! Hold up now!" she screamed mentally.
Well for some strange reason she had wished to be a pyromaniac one time. (A time when she was reading "Stuck in a game" on You've GOT to read it!). So she guessed she got her wish.
JoLee looked around. There was a medium sized wall in front of her and behind her was a hall that opened up into a courtyard of searchlights. This was all she needed to see.
"From my research with Fanfiction." JoLee said in a professor like tone, "I have concluded that, I'M IN THE FORSAKEN FORTRESS! IN THE WINDWAKER GAME!" She yelled.
First she had to find out what point in the game she was in, find Link, find Rachelle and Ariana and. "Oh the heck with that!" JoLee said.
She started to stare at the fire in her hands which got bigger and brighter.
"Fiiiiiiire," JoLee said. She guessed she really did get her wish! YAY!
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Weird. Funny. And all at the same time creepy! What did you expect with this story? PEANUTS!
Midnight: That was so random.
Ain't we all? Please review! And in the immortal words of TOM (From the Sly Cooper games)
"Hey…HEY…PEANUTS!"
Midnight: STOP WITH THE RANDOMNESS ALREADY!
