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"I give up. I just give up."

"Really? Why?"

"I think you know why!"

"Oh really? You don't enjoy this?"

"I told you as much the last time!"

"I would think you would."

"Wha…? Eh? Huh?"

"Loss for words?"

"… … …"

"I'll take that as a yes."

"What's your problem? Bee in your bonnet?"

"Not really. Just felt like being an ass."

"You felt like it. So what's your excuse for the other three times?"

"Um… torture?"

"Don't start that again!"

"I believe you started it last time, Mr. Sexual Torture."

"Shut up!"

"My, you're red. Did you eat something spicy for lunch, perchance?"

"Shut UP!"

"You really ought to stay away from spicy foods. They play merry hell with your digestive tract. Like, this one time, Maleficent ate tacos for lunch, and—OOF!"

"Would it kill you to be quiet for five minutes?"

"That was my stomach, you bastard!"

"If you'd just shut up once in while, I—"

"… … …"

"I thought I told you to stop doing that."

"I didn't really want you to finish that sentence."

"I know I told you to stop doing that."

"Every time you open your mouth, it ends in pain for me."

"I told you to stop doing that, but did you listen? No."

"Uh… Riku, what are you doing? Riku… Riku. Riku! Wake up! It's close enough in here as it is!"

"You just wouldn't listen, Ansem. You simply wouldn't listen."

"Oh, sh—"

"Aaah!"

"Riku, what is it?"

"I had the worst dream… I dreamed we were stuck in a closet again, and you kissed me again, and I tried to kill you, but I slipped, and landed on you again…"

"Um, it wasn't a dream."

"What? Gah!"

"You've been unconscious like that for the past hour. I didn't move, because I figured one of us would have gotten hurt. Most likely me."

"Why?"

"Well… there's a rather large shelf teetering behind you. Were I to move my hand, things would get very close indeed."

"Oh… okay… but would you at least loosen your hold? You're crushing my ribs."

"Not a chance."

"Why?"

"Because I—"

Ansem awoke with a start. He stared at the ceiling of his room and blinked a few times.

"Where the hell did that come from!"

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Blah. Short chapter, me lazy. Glaring lack of stupid humour. Sudden appearance of obvious yaoi. Sentence fragments in Author's Notes. Deal.